Tell me your jokes about how many (insert here) does it take to change a light bulb.
I've got one but it's pretty long so I won't put all of them down.
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb???

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammatical errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

One to reply almost immediately saying "First Post !!!!!!"

One to reply with a perfectly labeled scale diagram of how to change a light bulb correctly.

One to make a comment about the upcoming Microsoft Digital Lightbulb Management 2007 SP2 RGE.

Two to suggest that Apple lightbulbs are superior.

Seventy-five to start a massive off-topic Apple vs Microsoft flamewar.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again!