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06-08-09 06:12 PM
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I WAS IN CLASS, I NEEDED A PENCIL, I ASKED MY FRIEND, HE SHARPENED IT, THREW IT, AND I CAUGHT IT
I WAS IN CLASS, I NEEDED A PENCIL, I ASKED MY FRIEND, HE SHARPENED IT, THREW IT, AND I CAUGHT IT
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I went over to my friends house and they were playing music and were all singing because ALL of them were in choir, however i was not, so I picked up a shovel that was alot heavier then I had imagined and lip sang into the handle, and then i did one of those slide on you knees gig which hurt me many ways, one, we were on rocky concrete, 2 i ran into my friend and she fell over me, and 3, my friends body flying over me cause the shovel to rise up and hit me in the head very very hard. it took me a few minutes to get back up. and then only like a half hour i grabbed a squirt bottle and squirted that same friend, she then picked up a broom and "accidentally" whacked me in the head...ow...
I went over to my friends house and they were playing music and were all singing because ALL of them were in choir, however i was not, so I picked up a shovel that was alot heavier then I had imagined and lip sang into the handle, and then i did one of those slide on you knees gig which hurt me many ways, one, we were on rocky concrete, 2 i ran into my friend and she fell over me, and 3, my friends body flying over me cause the shovel to rise up and hit me in the head very very hard. it took me a few minutes to get back up. and then only like a half hour i grabbed a squirt bottle and squirted that same friend, she then picked up a broom and "accidentally" whacked me in the head...ow...
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I work as a cartpusher at a walmart,and have a beer stash in the woods next to the building.
Well I was lookin for my beer and I stepped on one of them
and slipped.
I work as a cartpusher at a walmart,and have a beer stash in the woods next to the building.
Well I was lookin for my beer and I stepped on one of them
and slipped.
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I was walking to summer school, I live 3.5 miles away so I brought a book to keep me busy, I was walking and reading, and I ran headfirst into a pole. it's not just something that happens in cartoons T_T.
I was walking to summer school, I live 3.5 miles away so I brought a book to keep me busy, I was walking and reading, and I ran headfirst into a pole. it's not just something that happens in cartoons T_T.
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So my recent toe injury has finally been completed.... the toenail came off when I clipped my foot against something... it didn't hurt too bad because it was mostly off.... but now there is a new toe nail growing.... not sure how it's going to turn out but I'm hoping it does come back and look more or less normal again. I don't like not having a toe nail.
So my recent toe injury has finally been completed.... the toenail came off when I clipped my foot against something... it didn't hurt too bad because it was mostly off.... but now there is a new toe nail growing.... not sure how it's going to turn out but I'm hoping it does come back and look more or less normal again. I don't like not having a toe nail.
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me and my buddies were building a dirtbike track in the woods and my friends lil s*** of a brother was throwing stuff at us so i took off after him and was chasing him down a hill and i wound up running off of a 15 foot ledge and wound up spraining my knee (which i had tore my acl in 2 years before running from a security guard) and i still didnt catch the lil punk
me and my buddies were building a dirtbike track in the woods and my friends lil s*** of a brother was throwing stuff at us so i took off after him and was chasing him down a hill and i wound up running off of a 15 foot ledge and wound up spraining my knee (which i had tore my acl in 2 years before running from a security guard) and i still didnt catch the lil punk
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the dumb injorj that happend to me was when i liked a spoon i got a burn!!!
the dumb injorj that happend to me was when i liked a spoon i got a burn!!!
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Okay this ones really funny and it happened when I was little
I was on top of my grandpas barn and I thought it would bee cool to jump off I ended up landing on a rock.
The next day I didn't know it was broken so I raced my friend and I shattered the broken bone in two¬_¬
Okay this ones really funny and it happened when I was little
I was on top of my grandpas barn and I thought it would bee cool to jump off I ended up landing on a rock.
The next day I didn't know it was broken so I raced my friend and I shattered the broken bone in two¬_¬
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I'm still recovering from this...

Last week I ate some Miracle Whip on a sandwich. Only problem...well it smelled good to me, but after eating it I saw the expiration date...
2/23/2009

I got Gastroenteritis Colitis and had excruciating abdominal pain that lasted for 5 days. I had to go through a battery of tests to make sure that it wasn't appendicitis (those tests included...a CT scan, 3 blood samples 2 days apart, a urine sample, a stool sample, an IV with morphine and a couple bags of saline). This has been entirely unpleasant (I'm just now getting over all of the symptoms).

That's my story.
I'm still recovering from this...

Last week I ate some Miracle Whip on a sandwich. Only problem...well it smelled good to me, but after eating it I saw the expiration date...
2/23/2009

I got Gastroenteritis Colitis and had excruciating abdominal pain that lasted for 5 days. I had to go through a battery of tests to make sure that it wasn't appendicitis (those tests included...a CT scan, 3 blood samples 2 days apart, a urine sample, a stool sample, an IV with morphine and a couple bags of saline). This has been entirely unpleasant (I'm just now getting over all of the symptoms).

That's my story.
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My latest stupid injury was the process of learning never to wrap a cows leadline around my wrist. I did this then my cow got scared by something. He takes off at approximately mach 3.5 and drags me with him. After about 50 feet of being dragged over stickerbushes, dry grass, and through an old fence I got my wrist out of the line and then got the lovely experience of sprinting about 1/2 of a mile to get my cow back. (moral of the story: never wrap a leadline around your wrist). Oh and the bright side of this: I got time to "commune" with nature while running through it. As well as communing with the stickerbushes, and the old fence. What fun!
My latest stupid injury was the process of learning never to wrap a cows leadline around my wrist. I did this then my cow got scared by something. He takes off at approximately mach 3.5 and drags me with him. After about 50 feet of being dragged over stickerbushes, dry grass, and through an old fence I got my wrist out of the line and then got the lovely experience of sprinting about 1/2 of a mile to get my cow back. (moral of the story: never wrap a leadline around your wrist). Oh and the bright side of this: I got time to "commune" with nature while running through it. As well as communing with the stickerbushes, and the old fence. What fun!
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ok this one heart me the most ok when i was like 5 i had a little fish aquarium right? so i was swinging on the arms of the couch and thenmy leg got caughtt in the class so i YANKED it out as hard ass i could and it mde a cut from my knee to me ankle i still have the scarr and it's smaller now but my most recent injerory was i wanted to see what it felt like poking my eye not the eyelid but my actuall eye so i did and it herat because i whent like when a punched it well i was supposed to poke it but i wanted to punch it sorry if this was too long for you guyz too read......
ok this one heart me the most ok when i was like 5 i had a little fish aquarium right? so i was swinging on the arms of the couch and thenmy leg got caughtt in the class so i YANKED it out as hard ass i could and it mde a cut from my knee to me ankle i still have the scarr and it's smaller now but my most recent injerory was i wanted to see what it felt like poking my eye not the eyelid but my actuall eye so i did and it herat because i whent like when a punched it well i was supposed to poke it but i wanted to punch it sorry if this was too long for you guyz too read......
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11-04-09 11:20 PM
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eh...Its not too long. long enough to make your point, but not too long.
eh...Its not too long. long enough to make your point, but not too long.
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Originally posted by oakenlok
My latest stupid injury was the process of learning never to wrap a cows leadline around my wrist. I did this then my cow got scared by something. He takes off at approximately mach 3.5 and drags me with him. After about 50 feet of being dragged over stickerbushes, dry grass, and through an old fence I got my wrist out of the line and then got the lovely experience of sprinting about 1/2 of a mile to get my cow back. (moral of the story: never wrap a leadline around your wrist). Oh and the bright side of this: I got time to "commune" with nature while running through it. As well as communing with the stickerbushes, and the old fence. What fun!


*Not to be off topic, but is gravedigging allowed on Vizzed?

Hmmm.. My latest injury.. Only mentionable injury I've ever had happened when I was five. I was riding in the lower section of a shopping cart, while my mom was getting food. I kept watching the wheels go 'round 'n 'round.. After a while I got curious enough to actually put my finger underneath a wheel, while it was rolling. Don't ask me why. I ended up shredding my finger. I had to go to the ER. I was pretty stupid.

Originally posted by oakenlok
My latest stupid injury was the process of learning never to wrap a cows leadline around my wrist. I did this then my cow got scared by something. He takes off at approximately mach 3.5 and drags me with him. After about 50 feet of being dragged over stickerbushes, dry grass, and through an old fence I got my wrist out of the line and then got the lovely experience of sprinting about 1/2 of a mile to get my cow back. (moral of the story: never wrap a leadline around your wrist). Oh and the bright side of this: I got time to "commune" with nature while running through it. As well as communing with the stickerbushes, and the old fence. What fun!


*Not to be off topic, but is gravedigging allowed on Vizzed?

Hmmm.. My latest injury.. Only mentionable injury I've ever had happened when I was five. I was riding in the lower section of a shopping cart, while my mom was getting food. I kept watching the wheels go 'round 'n 'round.. After a while I got curious enough to actually put my finger underneath a wheel, while it was rolling. Don't ask me why. I ended up shredding my finger. I had to go to the ER. I was pretty stupid.

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My friend and I were going down a slide in NC (this was like 3 or 4 years ago) she thought it would be fun to grab my foot and yank me down when I wasn't ready. She grabed my foot but forgot to let go. To make a long story short my foot got jammed into the side of the slide all the way down I lost some skin and broke my foot. Never go slideing with other people.

My friend and I were going down a slide in NC (this was like 3 or 4 years ago) she thought it would be fun to grab my foot and yank me down when I wasn't ready. She grabed my foot but forgot to let go. To make a long story short my foot got jammed into the side of the slide all the way down I lost some skin and broke my foot. Never go slideing with other people.
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I fell and hurt my wrist when jumping to reach a rack where the band-aids are kept (my knee was bleeding)...
I fell and hurt my wrist when jumping to reach a rack where the band-aids are kept (my knee was bleeding)...
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I broke a beer bottle with my bare foot. It hurt, it took 2 hours for my mom to take t all out, there was blood all over my yard.
I broke a beer bottle with my bare foot. It hurt, it took 2 hours for my mom to take t all out, there was blood all over my yard.
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I kicked a wall and broke my toe. I was just trying to move a little board on it, and ended up under estimating how long my leg was, and kicked it too hard
I kicked a wall and broke my toe. I was just trying to move a little board on it, and ended up under estimating how long my leg was, and kicked it too hard
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I dropped an Xacto onto my foot from hip-height, I did some nerve damage in my finger by stabbing myself in the knuckle while trying to open a package of chisels, and I ripped a chunk of skin off my foot and could barely walk for two days.
I dropped an Xacto onto my foot from hip-height, I did some nerve damage in my finger by stabbing myself in the knuckle while trying to open a package of chisels, and I ripped a chunk of skin off my foot and could barely walk for two days.
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me and my friend were walking and i accidentally stepped off the sort of high side walk and twisted mt ankle
me and my friend were walking and i accidentally stepped off the sort of high side walk and twisted mt ankle
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