I'll open my own treasure chest. Maybe it has my old lightsaber that I lost when I crashed on this forsaken over-sized rock inside of it. Leggy just might have the resources to have found it.

I'll open big's chest. Opening my own would be boring. Yo.

big fat cat :

Just waiting on you.

Never gonna let you down
as in i am never going to "arf" or "wuff"
open any and every box

big fat cat :

Please specify "A" chest.

dog chooses box "B"
i want the hanroarhan (teej) box

After a few moments of silence, you all look at each other, nod, and head to your respective chests...

Except for big fat dog and teej. Those two opted to open each others boxes...

Let's see what each of you found.

Let's start with

silverthundr : - You acquired an old boot (+2 SPD), yes, just one boot. You'll have to find the other. Not only that, but you also found a broken wand (+1 MGC), and a bent penny (+2 LCK). Not bad for someone who had nothing to begin with.

sonicmcmuffin : - You acquired swimming flippers (+3 SPD), an unlimited supply of sunflower seeds (+1 STR), and a mirror (+1 CHR). All in all, you feel a little let down there were no muffins, but you will carry on.

mlb789 : - You acquired a coloring book (+2 CHR), Brass Knuckles (+2 STR), and a piece of wood (+1 DEX). You aren't sure what you'll do with any of those things, but you are happy nonetheless.

pacman1755 : - You acquired a double headed nickle (+3 LCK), a board with a nail in it (+1 STR), and a can of hairspray (+1 CHR). Well that'll help you in the world.... NOT.

AuraBlaze : - You acquired a cheese grater (+2 STR), a bucket of tennis balls (+1 DEX) and a men's fitness magazine (+2 CHR). You feel enamored knowing the ladies will think you are all buff after reading those tips!

WarpStarFerret : - You find a stick (+1 STR), a toothbrush (+3 CHR), and a book about Meditation (+1 DEX). You try in vain to stick the toothbrush in the stick, thinking it'd work like a lightsaber, but you failed in your attempt and only have a slightly duller end of a toothbrush to show for it.

tj4bigred : - In big fat cat's chest, you find big fat cat.
big fat cat : - In tj4bigred's chest, you find tj4bigred.

You two are now bonded together and are stuck in the same party until further notice. You also don't get any items because you were greedy... Ok, that's just mean. I'll give teej's spatula a cleanup making it a spatula (STR - 3) and give big fat dog a wooden gun (STR - 3) - see The Other Guys to get the joke.

You also find your Leggy City ID that you were told would be at the main desk. I guess you aren't getting back there. Not for a while anyway.

As you equip your new items... you see a civilian.

: HALP.

Seishiro Leonhart : (this is you)

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You then see a horde of spiders descend from above onto poor Seishiro. Normally, you might consider running. But see, the spiders are blocking the only way out, so what you have here is an unavoidable battle.

BATTLE ENGAGE!

This is how battling will work, since it's new to you.

Everyone in the battle will input an action. You can choose one of the 4.

Attack
Magic
Item
Run Away

As you do not have any potions, and you cannot run away from this battle, all you can do is attack, or use magic (if you have magic)

Here are this battle's participants!
tj4bigred, big fat cat, silverthundr, mlb789, AuraBlaze, WarpStarFerret, sonicmcmuffin and pacman1755.... VS. SPIDER 1, SPIDER 2, SPIDER 3, and SPIDER 4

Battle START!

(Seishiro - you have to sit for the first battle, since you have no items, and you are pretty much dead.)

legacyme3 : i shall attack spider 1 by bucking him in the face... whilst shouting " HE MAY KNOW WHERE SOME MUFFINS ARE"

I'll attack spider 2, just so we start to go in chronological order.
I'll heal someone next turn if need-be.

Never underestimate the power of HAIRSPRAY! er, I mean, a wooden board with a nail. It can hurt.

Attack Spider #3

I guess i can do this. what exactly do I do?

megamanmaniac :

Read the directions.

Name- Titan Dragonium (Brave Heart)
Avatar-
Class- Warrior
Specialization- Attack
Background- Born in a military family growing with six older brothers who loved to fight, Titan grew to be a ripped...well Titan. At age 15, he singlehandedly defeated the dragon that had threatened the town for over five hundred years. At age 17, Titan, with his best friend Archeas the Gladiator, explored the mystical lands of the Lost City, where he barely managed to escape the feared beast known as Oblivion. Unfortunately, Archeas didn't make it. Now, 5 years later, Titan hears of this incredible journey and, after extensive training, has decided to go on this adventure with the hope of avenging his friends death.

legacyme3 : is that a legitimate description or do I have to change it?

Edit: Sorry. This was the pic I meant to post. Ignore the last one. https://www.vizzed.com/boards/magnumdirectory/photo_album_pics/fullsize/192203-1346888978.jpg

Make sure everything is equipped, especially the Wand and Boot.

Cast Thunder Lightning @ Spider 4

lagacyme3: Can I edit my character description? When I made that profile I wasn't feeling inspired to do it.

Damn, I typed your username wrong.

legacyme3 : This should do it.

Edit: Forgot this is your thread >.>

Eh, I think I'll cast Fire on Spider #2. Hopefully the damage it took from mlb plus this attack should be enough to roast it.

AuraBlaze : You might consider casting Protect on either me or mlb... We're the only ones that know Cure.

legacyme3 : Is it just me, or did you give teej and big items that lowered their stats?

I'll smash spider 4 with my newly upgraded spatula. I sure hope seish doesn't die.

Also, the Other Guys is an amazing movie.

tj4bigred : *Seishiro is on the floor with his hands above his head*
How much I wish to know how to make a Hadouken attack right now D=

I'll take some legit teamwork and cast Protect on Kyle Katarn. Let's see what these spiders are capable of.