This thread is called "Corrupt-A-Wish", a magical thread of... Magical magicalness....


Anyway, the object of this crazy house game is to write something you wish for. The poster below you will grant it, but corrupt it in some way.

For example:
"I wish for a pony"

Poster replies:
"Granted, but on the first day you get it, it kicks you in the nuts."

or:

"I wish I had 4 seasons of LOST on DVD."

Poster replies:
"Granted, but all the bonus disks are missing, meaning you have to figure out the answers to the questions yourself."

And last example:
"I wish for a $50,000 computer with free wireless internet for life."

Poster replies:
"Granted, but the only game you are allowed to play on it is, 'Hello Kitty: Island Adventure'(which IS a real game, unfortunately for you)"

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I'll start us off:

I wish for a Nintendo Wii.

Granted, but none of your wii remotes will have any motions sensing.


I wish for a alarm clock that always works. (stupid buggy thingy)

Granted, but you cant seem to find the button to turn the alarm off (thus always working ).

I wish for nothing to go wrong with this wish.

(I know, I'm no fun. I just wanted to see who can work around a paradox is all.)

Granted, but wishing against a wish is unwishful meaning you have lost all wishing abulities since you just cancelled out your own wish. So basically, everything went wrong with your wish since you didn't wish for anything except your wish which was wished for nothing to go wrong with the wish but thats not possible if there is nothing wrong with the wish in the first place.

I wish for a sega dreamcast 2

Granted, but you get the third Shenmue game.


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But Shenmue III is on a $50 budget.



I wish for a big TV for Christmas that can connect to my laptop and work as a monitor.

Granted, but the TV is stuck in 16bit color mode.


I wish for an endless bottle of coke.

Granted, but you will need to drink 100 Liters a day to sustain your life.

I wish i had two wishes

Granted, but you must use one wish against the previous one

I wish I had a job

Granted, but it's a job cleaning porta-potties.

I wish for more activity on Vizzed Board.

Granted, but someone hijacked it and banned you. (Didn't expect that one did you?)

I wish for the most powerful gaming console ever!

Granted, but it tends to overheat if played for more then 4 mins.

I wish I had a billion dollars

granted, but it's in monopoly money. *laughs maniacally*

I wish for some clear American soda right now.... mmm... cherry.

granted, but it's radioactive

I wish that I had a laptop computer that is an improvement of the one I have right now that wasn't stolen, and with no defects (I wasn't trying that hard to make it difficult)

Granted, but a virus immediatly attacks it a week after you get it

I wish my student loans were paid off

Granted, but now to pay off your genies debt your a male strip dancer... except no one knows your male... :

I wish Tyra Banks really was a giant lizard...

Um, she is a lizard... *laughs to self*

Granted, but you're forced to watch all of her talk show episodes consecutively until you die.

Granted, but you still don't know that you should make a wish yourself.

I wish for WORLD PEACE!

Granted, as the world is in peace, there is no need for weapons of any kind, big or small and no creature man or beast has a violent thought at all, welcome to Utopia! The next day, Aliens attack and enslave the entire Human race... thanks jerk ass...

I wish i had a sports car like night rider but it could fly...

Granted, but you run out of gas, and crash into the ground, with Fiery a-splosions!

I wish I could make a card tower.

granted, but you die right after you finish it

i wish windows vista didn't suck so bad

Granted, Vista is now the best operating system ever, But you will never get to use it.

I wish for a whole new world!

Granted, but this world has the same language except that the word "Pie" mean "s***" and "Fun" means "Sex". And you told your new Friends(which were same sex as you) "Lets have fun and eat Pie. And their religion deemed you a heretic and must die by alcohol poisoning, oh and umm...They Screamed for Narnia!!(I always wanted to post that)

I wish that boars were legal pets in my country and that I owned one. (^^ I love Boars)

Granted, it's however illegal to feed it and it has to be kept in a cage at all times, and as such it will starve to death.

I wish for a bigger allowance.

Granted, but all the stores near your house close down.

I wish there was a techno remix of Hare Hare Yukai ;~; that'd be awesome.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for pop music to be illegal.

Originally posted by Dragon master

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Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for pop music to be illegal.

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Dude, that remix made me die a little inside.

Granted, but then all the pop fans find out you wished it and then they go after you with their glittery pitchforks! :o
(Didn't make a wish right now to prevent spam responses between two members, I will make wishes when it doesn't involve a 1-on-1 version of the conversation. Example: DM & I )

I wish iBock would have wished for something in his last post

Granted, but the wish was for you to be pissed of that he didn't wish for anything in his last post

I wish Brett Farve will break his arm in the first game of the season.

Granted, but he ends up winning the superbowl later this year.

I wish I was a ghost

Originally posted by JigSaw

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Granted, but he ends up winning the superbowl later this year.

I wish I was a ghost

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Granted, but now you're dead. Wow.... And now you can't do anything but float around.


I wish this Nico Nico douga download would hurry the f*** up D:

Granted, but then the file gets corrupted, and the download links *mysteriously* vanish.

I wish i could remember what I was gonna wish for.

granted, but after remembering you instantly forget again

I wish curling wasn't an olympic sport

Granted, but you'll have to play it for at least 2 hours every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I had SUPERPOWERS!

granted, but every time you use them, they cut your life span by half

I wish that the philadelphia eagles won the superbowl and nobody could corrupt that wish

Granted, but you die after using it for the first time.

I wish my thread was open.

Originally posted by BennyMD4123

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Granted, but you die after using it for the first time.

I wish my thread was open.

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Granted, but nobody posts in it :o

I wish that laptops had unlimited battery life.

Originally posted by ziggy

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granted, but every time you use them, they cut your life span by half

I wish that the philadelphia eagles won the superbowl and nobody could corrupt that wish

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granted, but you aren't allowed to use any

I wish that somebody responded to MY LAST WISH

Originally posted by ziggy

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Originally posted by ziggy

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granted, but every time you use them, they cut your life span by half

I wish that the philadelphia eagles won the superbowl and nobody could corrupt that wish

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granted, but you aren't allowed to use any

I wish that somebody responded to MY LAST WISH

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Granted, but everyone's too lazy to corrupt it.


I wish I had an infinite supply of 'clear american' soda...

Granted, but you drink so much of it that it poisons you and you die

I wish that all video games and video game consoles were free

Originally posted by ziggy

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Granted, but you drink so much of it that it poisons you and you die

I wish that all video games and video game consoles were free

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Granted, but all the games are ports of Lunar: Dragon Song and every movie game ever.

I wish people wouldn't rag on me about wanting to play Mabinogi but in all seriousness, here's my wish:


I wish that DDRX came out already!

granted, but you break it every time you play it

I wish that school was only for one week

Originally posted by ziggy

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granted, but you break it every time you play it

I wish that school was only for one week

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Granted, but you get SATs everyday.


I wish school wasn't so boring

Granted, school is now the most fun experience in the world. You're expelled from it though.

I wish to get better at stalking.

Originally posted by Dragon master

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Granted, school is now the most fun experience in the world. You're expelled from it though.

I wish to get better at stalking.

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granted, but the people you like to stalk move somewhere where you'll never find them.


I wish my Wii was delivered soon! I can't wait anymore!

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

Originally posted by BennyMD4123

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Granted, but it's broken.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

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Granted, but you end up getting into an intense FISH FIGHT!

I wish TV networks didn't make new shows every 2 weeks....

Granted, but you only get to watch re-runs of crappy Martha Stewart shows.

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

Originally posted by BennyMD4123

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Granted, but you only get to watch re-runs of crappy Martha Stewart shows.

I wish that I wasn't so bored.

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Granted, but you are gonna be stuck living in this board forever (not really a corruption... lemme try harder) granted, but you now get tired of your non boredom and get annoyed....


I wish the term "FAIL" never was birthed...

Granted, but people start saying "PHAIL!"

I wish you didn't need 8 cups of water a day.
(less)

Originally posted by BennyMD4123

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Granted, but people start saying "PHAIL!"

I wish you didn't need 8 cups of water a day.
(less)

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Granted, but you're required to replace said less cups of water with 50 cans of diet pepsi. Trust me, that's not fun.


I wish notebooks had an infinite number of pages..... Like, if I reached the last page, a new page would spawn :3

Granted, but it's too big to go anywhere, and eventually (Katamari-Esque) It swallows and crushes the planet.

I wish that Sudokus didn't take so long to do.