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04-16-10 05:12 PM
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Granted, but then the fish evolved into a Garados, and it ate your head off.

I wish to talk to animals.
Granted, but then the fish evolved into a Garados, and it ate your head off.

I wish to talk to animals.
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04-16-10 06:52 PM
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Granted, but after a discussion with a manatee about the dirty street life, you get too discusted and puke ur guts out.


I wish for a 100 bucks CAD
Granted, but after a discussion with a manatee about the dirty street life, you get too discusted and puke ur guts out.


I wish for a 100 bucks CAD
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(edited by sammywammy on 04-16-10 06:53 PM)    

04-16-10 07:53 PM
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Granted, but your 100 bucks cad cost you a hundred and three canadian dollars, and you're more broke than before.

I wish I had a shot at VCS for today
Granted, but your 100 bucks cad cost you a hundred and three canadian dollars, and you're more broke than before.

I wish I had a shot at VCS for today
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04-16-10 08:40 PM
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Granted, but you get banned for everyday of the month after today...

I wish that I had wings.
Granted, but you get banned for everyday of the month after today...

I wish that I had wings.
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04-16-10 09:34 PM
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Granted, but then you were hunted down because you were a new species to life. Then you were tied down and were chained to chains forever. The wings also doesn't make you fly.

I wish that I can shoot fireballs and thunder out of my hands.
Granted, but then you were hunted down because you were a new species to life. Then you were tied down and were chained to chains forever. The wings also doesn't make you fly.

I wish that I can shoot fireballs and thunder out of my hands.
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04-16-10 09:50 PM
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Granted, but then you eat something funny, and then you look at your hands in amusement, ad shoot yourself in the eyes.

I wish for a genius to post next.
Granted, but then you eat something funny, and then you look at your hands in amusement, ad shoot yourself in the eyes.

I wish for a genius to post next.
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04-16-10 10:51 PM
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Granted but the genius will post in a different. I wish for a world without violence.
Granted but the genius will post in a different. I wish for a world without violence.
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04-16-10 11:26 PM
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Granted, but someone accidentally hugs someone so hard that they get crushed to death which ignites a war, and the lack of precedent causes everyone to spontaneously combust.

I wish my foot wasn't so itchy.
Granted, but someone accidentally hugs someone so hard that they get crushed to death which ignites a war, and the lack of precedent causes everyone to spontaneously combust.

I wish my foot wasn't so itchy.
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04-16-10 11:28 PM
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Granted, but it gets bit off by a shark and that's why it doesn't itch.

I wish everyone else stopped posting.
Granted, but it gets bit off by a shark and that's why it doesn't itch.

I wish everyone else stopped posting.
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04-17-10 09:53 AM
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Granted, but then once everyone stops posting on the internet, they will start posting on people, and some idiot with a hammer, starts posting in the "Heart" forum of your "Body" board. You die.


I wish for my DSi to be fixed.
Granted, but then once everyone stops posting on the internet, they will start posting on people, and some idiot with a hammer, starts posting in the "Heart" forum of your "Body" board. You die.


I wish for my DSi to be fixed.
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04-17-10 04:37 PM
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Granted, but the repairman brakes it and then he tries to fix it, only to make it worse, by smashing the motherboard into 236 pieces. Plus it shocks him to death while you pay him, with all of the electricity passed through the bill, it spontaneously kills you, too.




I have made my wish!!!
Granted, but the repairman brakes it and then he tries to fix it, only to make it worse, by smashing the motherboard into 236 pieces. Plus it shocks him to death while you pay him, with all of the electricity passed through the bill, it spontaneously kills you, too.




I have made my wish!!!
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(edited by alexanyways on 04-17-10 04:41 PM)    

04-17-10 04:44 PM
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.... granted, but whatever your wish is, it backfires and you get the opposite of what you asked for.

I wish that my ankle didn't hurt anymore.
.... granted, but whatever your wish is, it backfires and you get the opposite of what you asked for.

I wish that my ankle didn't hurt anymore.
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04-17-10 04:45 PM
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Granted, but your wish was to be successful, but it has to be corrupted, so you die.

I wish to have a flying car and some paintball guns attached to it, with the tools to teleport throught time!
Granted, but your wish was to be successful, but it has to be corrupted, so you die.

I wish to have a flying car and some paintball guns attached to it, with the tools to teleport throught time!
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04-17-10 06:38 PM
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Granted, but you get stabbed each time you use the time machine.

I wish for a book.
Granted, but you get stabbed each time you use the time machine.

I wish for a book.
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04-17-10 06:40 PM
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Granted, but the time police bust you for getting paint all over the time continuum.

I wish my castlevania save file didn't get deleted
Granted, but the time police bust you for getting paint all over the time continuum.

I wish my castlevania save file didn't get deleted
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04-17-10 07:34 PM
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Granted, but to save the large file, you end up deleting every other game you own, causing your laptop/console to overload and it combusted, you don't know what's happening, so your house inflames, taking you in the fire.

I wish for a glass of cold, uncorruptable, water.
Granted, but to save the large file, you end up deleting every other game you own, causing your laptop/console to overload and it combusted, you don't know what's happening, so your house inflames, taking you in the fire.

I wish for a glass of cold, uncorruptable, water.
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04-17-10 08:53 PM
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Granted, but you die before it reaches you lips. (I corrupted you, not the water)

I wish that this wish is granted, but corrupted. (That means that when you say granted and corrupt this wish, you are doing what I am saying, therefore not corrupting the wish...)
Granted, but you die before it reaches you lips. (I corrupted you, not the water)

I wish that this wish is granted, but corrupted. (That means that when you say granted and corrupt this wish, you are doing what I am saying, therefore not corrupting the wish...)
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04-17-10 11:29 PM
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Granted, but you are ereased from existence, therefore causing that wish to have never been made, rendering it simultaneously corrupted and uncorruptable. HA!

I wish for some skills at drawing.
Granted, but you are ereased from existence, therefore causing that wish to have never been made, rendering it simultaneously corrupted and uncorruptable. HA!

I wish for some skills at drawing.
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04-18-10 10:22 AM
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Granted, but sadly you are a terrible artist

I wish for a dog named Sandler.
Granted, but sadly you are a terrible artist

I wish for a dog named Sandler.
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04-18-10 03:02 PM
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Granted, but it is vicious.

I wish for a new computer.
Granted, but it is vicious.

I wish for a new computer.
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