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06-05-12 11:43 PM
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I Like Peanuts And I Like Butter But I Don't Like  PEANUTBUTTER WEIRD!!!
I Like Peanuts And I Like Butter But I Don't Like  PEANUTBUTTER WEIRD!!!
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06-06-12 05:00 AM
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carlo 1520 : I like this guy. (Capitalization.)
carlo 1520 : I like this guy. (Capitalization.)
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06-15-12 05:06 PM
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Another Joke!:

-Mom, is Grandma a mechanic?
-No, son... why are you asking that?
-Because she's under a Taxi at the street...

*drum sound*
Another Joke!:

-Mom, is Grandma a mechanic?
-No, son... why are you asking that?
-Because she's under a Taxi at the street...

*drum sound*
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06-17-12 07:25 AM
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Sorry about missing a couple weeks I have been busy with exams and such. Anyway, Only Eddy's joke qualifies this Week.  I can't give out Viz because there was only one joke!
Sorry about missing a couple weeks I have been busy with exams and such. Anyway, Only Eddy's joke qualifies this Week.  I can't give out Viz because there was only one joke!
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06-17-12 12:01 PM
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Yo mama so fat when I swerved to miss her (in a car) I ran out of gas. You know how when there's something in front of you, you either stop or swerve/quickly out of the way. 
Yo mama so fat when I swerved to miss her (in a car) I ran out of gas. You know how when there's something in front of you, you either stop or swerve/quickly out of the way. 
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2 guys walk into a bar

The third guy ducked
2 guys walk into a bar

The third guy ducked
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Q. What do you call a blond with half a brain?

A. Gifted!
Q. What do you call a blond with half a brain?

A. Gifted!
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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says "Geez it's hot in here!" The other muffin exclaims in surprise "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN! :O"
There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says "Geez it's hot in here!" The other muffin exclaims in surprise "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN! :O"
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I know a very funny joke. Why did the student eat his homework? Because it was a piece of cake! Get it piece of cake.
I know a very funny joke. Why did the student eat his homework? Because it was a piece of cake! Get it piece of cake.
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What did the Police say to the penguin? Freeze!
What did the Police say to the penguin? Freeze!
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so there 2 girls talking and the brunet said im going to be the first brunet to go to mars!Then the blond said im going to be the first blond to step on the sun!Then the brunet said but youll burn!So the blond said dont be dumb ill go at night!
so there 2 girls talking and the brunet said im going to be the first brunet to go to mars!Then the blond said im going to be the first blond to step on the sun!Then the brunet said but youll burn!So the blond said dont be dumb ill go at night!
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I told my wife that a man
is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day,
she locked me in the wine cellar
I told my wife that a man
is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day,
she locked me in the wine cellar
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. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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So there is a salt and pepper shaker in the kitchen. 
The salt shaker says to the pepper shaker, "................" 
The pepper shaker then replies, "................"
(Corny jokes all day)
So there is a salt and pepper shaker in the kitchen. 
The salt shaker says to the pepper shaker, "................" 
The pepper shaker then replies, "................"
(Corny jokes all day)
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Three women are running from the cops. One is a red head the next a Blonde and the third is a brunette. They eventually lose the cops in the woods and find an abandoned barn with a bunch of sacks. They hear the cops coming and they each hop into a sack one was labeled cats, the next dogs and the last potatoes. The cops think that they should check the sacks by kicking them. They kick the one that says cats, "MEOW!" says the brunette. then they kick the dog sack, "WOOF!" says the red head.   finally they kick the one labeled potatoes, "POTATOES!" says the blonde.

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Three women are running from the cops. One is a red head the next a Blonde and the third is a brunette. They eventually lose the cops in the woods and find an abandoned barn with a bunch of sacks. They hear the cops coming and they each hop into a sack one was labeled cats, the next dogs and the last potatoes. The cops think that they should check the sacks by kicking them. They kick the one that says cats, "MEOW!" says the brunette. then they kick the dog sack, "WOOF!" says the red head.   finally they kick the one labeled potatoes, "POTATOES!" says the blonde.

                                                                                                   NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE
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My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money;
watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone
stole my money. It was my grandfather
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money;
watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He needs eggs for his babies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

He needs eggs for his babies.
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I got one Yo mamma so black when she went to night school her teacher marked her absent 
I got one Yo mamma so black when she went to night school her teacher marked her absent 
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Why don't Amish people water ski?

The horses would drown.
Why don't Amish people water ski?

The horses would drown.
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I Got a Joke!  If I told a joke this week which sounded funny, but no one else replied this or that week does that mean mine is the funniest one of that week. 
I Got a Joke!  If I told a joke this week which sounded funny, but no one else replied this or that week does that mean mine is the funniest one of that week. 
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