Well well well here we go... our first official unofficial fight!

Scene: Atop an active volcano. 100 meter radius, with numerous platforms floating at different heights, an average of about 50 feet from the lava, that is almost overflowing. At any given moment (or whenever you feel like blasting it with something) an eruption might occur, launching molten rock into the air. Touching the anything other than these platforms, that are more like stepping stones will result in death, and if not that, then disqualification.

Rules: No Autohitting, No instant death attacks unless this makes it to 3 pages, No phasing through attacks (you must dodge them or defend against them), no falling into the lava, no leaving the area above the volcano.

Victory is achieved when your opponet surrenders, or falls unconscious. In the event that you die, you will be of course disqualified.

Lastly, if you win, you get a choice of three weapons for your simbattle character to use. Whether you want to take it is up to you.

START!
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Alex stood in the dead center, staring outwards. A bead of sweat rolls down from his right eye, down to his chin, and then drops down to the rock platform that he stands on. It evaporates before it lands, collecting in the cloud that surrounds this active mountain. Alex waits for his opponet, hoping that somebody was brave enough to accept this challenge. He wouldn't be surprized if nobody did though, this battle was anything but conventional.

*John lazily skips upon a platform with baseball bat in hand*

Alex turns to face John, wondering how anybody can skip above molten lava, and lazilly at that. He then catches a glimpse of his weapon. A flashback to a hilarious crossover battle against a silent psychic kid with a baseball bat two years ago hits Alex in the face.

"Interesting weapon... well I guess I shouldn't talk." says Alex as he pulls a 7 stringed electric guitar off his back, allows it to hang from his shoulders by a leather strap that he calls the EsperBand. Alex snaps his fingers on his left hand, calling out of humid sulferic air a gray metal guitar pick with the words "Heaven or Hell" written on the side.

Alex gives a sly smile and says "I'll give you the first move, you are after all, the challenger."

*John pulls out his banjo and notions for Shaddow to join him in a hoe-down*

ALEX frowns at John. (I have another character named Shaddow, this one is named Alex... sorry if it's confusing but I'd appreciate it if you'd get it right. *smiles*)

"Get serious. You did come seeking the prize didn't you?" He says as he turns to face John head on.

I could go for a prize right about now

*Pulls out his pipe and takes a puff*

Alex gives an aggrivated sigh, hunches over, shivers, and then regains composure. "OK... if you want the prize... then..." Alex jumps 20 feet into the air, spins around 1080 degrees then freezes, his spiked hair pulsating with electricity, his hands glowing with flams, his feet emiting dry ice gasses, and every other part of his body emiting a mixture of holy and dark energy just for show. "...Beat me!" (Catch the Castlevania reference?)

Alex lay suspended in midair, looking down at his opponet. Winds swirl around him, holding him aloft.

*Swings his banjo right towards Alex's groin*

Take that evil dooer!

John hits nothing but air, seeing as Alex is kinda floating 20 feet above the air.

"Evil doer? What are you talking about?" Alex swoops down towards John, grasping the neck of his guitar with both hands, aiming an overhand chop at John.

*Bashes his banjo into Alex's guitar*

Now my banjo is broken!!! You'll pay for this

Alex's guitar deflects off with a small multicolored spherical explosion, about a foot in diameter. A gust of wind pushes Alex back into the air, while not affecting John at all. Alex lands on the platform right behind John, turns around and faces him.

"Sorry about that. I'll get you a new one if you win I guess. Heh heh heh."

I dont like the way you laugh

DRAW!!!

*pulls a bannana out of his holster and squeezes it, sending the bananna flying towards Alex*

Alex knocks the banana out of the air with his right hand, getting a slight bit of mashed banana on his glove. He wipes it off on his pants then glares at John.

"Are we going to fight or what?"

*Thinks hard*

I recolect we is

Alex's head droops down like a depressed loser, then whips back so that he's facing straight up. He stands spread eagle, floating a slight bit upwards, wind circling around him like a tornado. Alex looks back towards John, gives a grin that would get most people thrown in a room with padded walls, and quietly screams "Then let's do so!"

The platform John stands on splits in half right where he stands.

Cid leaps in and hits John in the head with a frying pan, then quickly leaps on a horse and rides into the sunset.........

*John jumps to another platform quickly and hears cid say "i'm the baby got to love me"*(((you know like in dinasours???)))

CANT CATCH ME NOW, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!

Cid comes back riding on a pony sticks a knife in alex and calls him f***ed-a-roni! Then exits stage left....

*Looks puzzled*.... *does a little victory dance*
Who da man, who?, who?, who?, who da man?!!!?!
JOHN DA MAN!

*malemercury comes up singing really bad* LA LA LA LA LA
What happens if i thuch that ketcup in this big rock?