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04-30-08 10:14 PM
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Chuck norris can kill a whole army by sweating, WITHOUT breaking a sweat.

You diss'in my gods of time link?
Chuck norris can kill a whole army by sweating, WITHOUT breaking a sweat.

You diss'in my gods of time link?
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Write "Chuck Norris" in google.com and then click "I'm feeling lucky". Funny^^

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Write "Chuck Norris" in google.com and then click "I'm feeling lucky". Funny^^

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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nice one shred
nice one shred
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Chuck norris is so over used bruce lee won.
Chuck norris is so over used bruce lee won.
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Please try not to open up threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months
Please try not to open up threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months
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Originally posted by ziggy
Please try not to open up threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months

Why not? If the staff didn't want it to happen, they would have closed the topic. They say this in the RULES.

Whenever Chuck Norris dribbles a basketball during a basketball game, he scores two points. (Ehh, best I can do.)
Originally posted by ziggy
Please try not to open up threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months

Why not? If the staff didn't want it to happen, they would have closed the topic. They say this in the RULES.

Whenever Chuck Norris dribbles a basketball during a basketball game, he scores two points. (Ehh, best I can do.)
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Originally posted by Firestar
Originally posted by ziggy
Please try not to open up threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months

Why not? If the staff didn't want it to happen, they would have closed the topic. They say this in the RULES.

Whenever Chuck Norris dribbles a basketball during a basketball game, he scores two points. (Ehh, best I can do.)

Not all of them have the time to go around closing every single little topic.
Oh, and someone may have something important to add to a discussion.
Pretty good reason to keep some topics open.

Anyway, Chuck Norris cannot lose the game.
Chuck Norris IS the game.
Originally posted by Firestar
Originally posted by ziggy
Please try not to open up threads that haven't been posted in for over 6 months

Why not? If the staff didn't want it to happen, they would have closed the topic. They say this in the RULES.

Whenever Chuck Norris dribbles a basketball during a basketball game, he scores two points. (Ehh, best I can do.)

Not all of them have the time to go around closing every single little topic.
Oh, and someone may have something important to add to a discussion.
Pretty good reason to keep some topics open.

Anyway, Chuck Norris cannot lose the game.
Chuck Norris IS the game.
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chuck norris doesn't lose the game, the game loses chuck norris
chuck norris doesn't lose the game, the game loses chuck norris
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Whenever chuck norris is about to do a kick he has to pop a viaga pill just to do so....hahahahha chuck norris is funny
Whenever chuck norris is about to do a kick he has to pop a viaga pill just to do so....hahahahha chuck norris is funny
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As a former WoW player, im quiet sick of Chuck Norris Jokes.

This thread doesn't provide with nearly as much humor as it used to.

*closed*
As a former WoW player, im quiet sick of Chuck Norris Jokes.

This thread doesn't provide with nearly as much humor as it used to.

*closed*
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Well, since IceWave04 hasn't shown up in a while, and how much I've wanted to revive this thread, and that there is a new book in stores now ($15, 400 facts.), it's re-opened.

Fact:

Chuck Norris once beat Tiger Woods so badly at golf that Tiger was waken at 2:50AM dazed and bloody in a wrecked SUV with no recollection of what had happened.
Well, since IceWave04 hasn't shown up in a while, and how much I've wanted to revive this thread, and that there is a new book in stores now ($15, 400 facts.), it's re-opened.

Fact:

Chuck Norris once beat Tiger Woods so badly at golf that Tiger was waken at 2:50AM dazed and bloody in a wrecked SUV with no recollection of what had happened.
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Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom.
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what happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?
chuck norris wins!

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd!

For everyone who hasn't done this, type into google "google chuck norris" and click 'I'm feeling lucky'... You will laugh
what happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?
chuck norris wins!

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd!

For everyone who hasn't done this, type into google "google chuck norris" and click 'I'm feeling lucky'... You will laugh
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Fact Chuck norris passed at the chance to draw both excalibur and Mjolnir.
Fact Chuck norris passed at the chance to draw both excalibur and Mjolnir.
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(edited by WvoulfeXX on 08-05-10 06:51 PM)    

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The first Panzer was named Chuck Norris.Chuck took the name away because it wasn't deadly enough.To this day there has never been a deadly enough weapon to earn the name.
The first Panzer was named Chuck Norris.Chuck took the name away because it wasn't deadly enough.To this day there has never been a deadly enough weapon to earn the name.
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

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I just thought of this joke I don't know if it's been made or it's original.

Chuck Norris once visited Sparta. The Spartans were never winning the Persians invaded while Chuck Norris was playing poker with Leonidas. Theres a whole in that spot to this day.

Another one
Edit: There is no sonic the hedgehog theres only chuck Norrises right testicle. Guess who shadow is.
I just thought of this joke I don't know if it's been made or it's original.

Chuck Norris once visited Sparta. The Spartans were never winning the Persians invaded while Chuck Norris was playing poker with Leonidas. Theres a whole in that spot to this day.

Another one
Edit: There is no sonic the hedgehog theres only chuck Norrises right testicle. Guess who shadow is.
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the bible was first named chuck norris and friends
the bible was first named chuck norris and friends
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Chuck Norris Makes onions CRY!!!

also,
As president Roosevelt said"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris

My last one
Chuck Norris's Roundhouse kicks don't really kill people, They wipe out their entire existence from the Time-space continuum
Chuck Norris Makes onions CRY!!!

also,
As president Roosevelt said"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris

My last one
Chuck Norris's Roundhouse kicks don't really kill people, They wipe out their entire existence from the Time-space continuum
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Chuck Norris only told Noah when he peed in the ocean.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that's why there's no life there.

Chuck Norris has in fact had a sex change operation. Male, to Chuck Norris.

When Google can't find something, they Norris it.
Chuck Norris only told Noah when he peed in the ocean.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, that's why there's no life there.

Chuck Norris has in fact had a sex change operation. Male, to Chuck Norris.

When Google can't find something, they Norris it.
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