I Feel like giving away Viz as i have no use for it other then chat room
So if you can make me laugh with either a funny drawing or video you get Viz.
It isn't hard to make me laugh so good luck

here is a joke

one day a kindergardener had a homework assignment to do it was to find the first 4 letters of the alphabet.first he asked his sister she said "shut up". then he asked his brother who is a year younger than him who was watching batman he said "dunununu Batman" then he asked his crazy grandfather who said "64 64!" then he asked his mom who was singing a song while taking out the trash singing "in the garbage in the garbage"

then he went back to school and the teacher asked what were the 4 letters he said "shut up". the teacher said Who do you think you are? the kid said "dunununu Batman".the teacher said how many detentions do you want? the kid said "64 64!". the teacher then said where do you live.the kid said "in the garbage in the garbage"


get it if you dont i will explain it later. signed by toonmaster

I herd u liek mudkipz

toonmaster : omg that was my favorite joke since i was a kid

okay i got one

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."

He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

and i got one more

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

HAha this is fun
You guys are all so funny.

i got one more just for fun
a teacher asked a boy to use definitely in a sentence the boy replied teacher to farts have lumps the teacher answered no then the boy said then i definitely have sh** in my pants

Um, maybe this will work. Be sure to have some speakers/headphones ready.


http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

Maybe another sneezing video will get you. ;3 enjoy the video Catdog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GTfq2m-SnY

/Uploads/nutty_professor_dinner_scene.htm


This is my favourite scene of the movie Nutty Professor pretty much lol!

I hope you have a giggle at those .gif's! The last one is my personal favorite...

Snowdeath : omg i love you hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/user/lmnade199?feature=mhee#p/f/9/ks5IiEzGYKs watch the whole video PS. 200 post WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT XD

Here is one. A kid is asked to spell the alphabet,he says everyone except p. The teacher says why did you not say p? The kid says 'Its dripping down my pants'.

This one kills all the time. Here goes: 

One day, it was decided that heaven had gotten too crowded. From now on, people could only get into Heaven if they had a terrible day the day they died. Man number one shows up at the gates, and you can see a long line has  been built. St. Peter stands there and asks the man, "Describe the day you died." 

"Oh, it was horrible! First, I got fired from my job. I was also pretty sure my wife was cheating on me, so I went home to the 29th floor of my apartment building, earlier than usual, and looked around to see if there was another man there, hiding. I checked the closets, I checked every room of the house. Then, sure enough, there's some scumbag hanging off the balcony. So, I did the logical thing- I smashed his fingers with a hammer! He fell... but he fell into a bush, and his injuries were minimal. So, I grabbed the refrigerator, and threw it over the edge- the strain of the heavy lifting gave me a heart attack, and I died." 

"Well, I suppose it was a crime of passion, and you DID have a pretty terrible day... I suppose you can go in." The next man walked up. "Hello! Describe the day you died." 

"You're never going to believe this. I live on the 30th floor of my apartment building, and they were doing some maintenance on my balcony. I was doing aerobics while listening to some dubstep, and I closed my eyes to concentrate on the music. I ended up falling off the edge! Luckily, I grabbed onto the balcony below mine. Some MANIAC comes out with a hammer and SMASHES my fingers! Now, I fell into a bush and broke my arms and legs- much better than dying of course... the dude comes out with a freaking FRIDGE and throws it on me! WTH?


St. Peter chuckles. "Go on in." The third man approaches the gate. "How was the day you died?"

"So get this. I was hiding in a refrigerator..."

This video never fails to make me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLCEwEFCMU

Asdf Movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8
Asdf Movie 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0
Asdf Movie 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=oY6tCnu-1Do&NR=1
Asdf Movie 4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNdUM2gRsg&feature=relmfu
The Lazer collection
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVNbxjdvv8
The Lazer Collection 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE&feature=related
The Lazer Collection 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=d3ZYF-Zmo2E&NR=1
The Lazer Collection 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws4UVguoZjM&feature=relmfu

These are guaranteed to make you laugh they are extremely funny i hope i get lots of Viz took a while to post those links

My dogs are funny!

One day a pirate and his crew were sailing on the water, one day a enormous warship appeared the captain said "go get my red shirt" and his crew did. They did and after they beat the warship they asked the captain why he wanted his red shirt. Because he said if I got injured you wouldn't help me. Then the next day a huge warship appeared the captain said go get my brown pants.

This is a short joke as I'm not sure if I remember the whole thing:

Some guy on a football team is with his teammates talking to their teacher or whatever and the guy needs to answer a question right to pass. So the coach ask the guy a simple math question: "What's 6*7?" To which the guy responds: "42." And then the team says, "come on, Coach, give him another chance."