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Cop : sir, have you been drinking?
Guy : I had to. If I didn't the President would have been shot by Sarah Palin and I'd be forcefed a diaper taco. Cop : ... |
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Cop: May I see your registration and ID
Someone on Vizzed: Sure, 1 sec... *PRINTER NOISE GOING OFF IN BACKGROUND Someone on Vizzed: Here is my registration email and my id is 553. Cop: What are you smoking? Someone on Vizzed: TIRE RUBBER, CATCH YA LATER BACON BOY!!!!!!! |
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legacyme3 : Basically someone was showing the cop their vizzed email and id since the cop asked for registration and id.
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“Yea, I was going fast so I could beat you to your house and f*ck your wife.”
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 Blue Octorok Member Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Member Since: 12-10-11 From: Gainesville, FL Last Post: 524 days Last Active: 297 days |
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So...this is a rather true story. But...I thought it would be great to put it here.
I have diabetes. So when my sugar gets low I get a little dilusional...and kinda pissed. So a friend of mine was driving me down the highway in a Shelby gt at 150 miles an hour. He proceeds to drive to my house at that same speed. When he pulls into my driveway a cop pulls up and starts to question my friend Sam. Well I had already ran into the house so I figured I was going to run out of the house doing something...rather stupid. I took all the sugar I had and rubbed it on my face, got naked, and ran outside screaming about how Sam had sex with my girlfriend. The cop slowly backed up, got into his vehicle, and drove away. Lucky for Sam I wasn't actually an angry coke addict who was pissed off about his unloyal woman.  |
 Sahag Member Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Member Since: 06-14-10 From: Georgia Last Post: 524 days Last Active: 164 days |
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"Sir why are you going so fast?"
"because im going to NARNIA!" |
 Red Paragoomba Member Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Member Since: 02-08-11 Last Post: 462 days Last Active: 1 day |
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"Oh no officer it's ok...I'm from Canada."
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 Seel A Lone Samurai Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Elite Since: 05-01-11 Last Post: 215 days Last Active: 104 days |
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I was testing your speed radar to make sure it was working. I think a "thank you" is in order here?
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 Star Mario Dominating RGR Competition Hall of Fame Table! Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Site Staff Role: Game Reviewer Since: 05-01-11 From: Kansas Last Post: 3 days Last Active: 11 hours |
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"What's the problem, Occiffer? There's blood in my alcohol."
Cop: And what was you're reason for speeding? Me: To get pulled over and help you bastards pay for doughnuts. |
 Bull Record holder: Posted from 3 different continents in 24 hours- Sep. 27, 2010 Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Elite Role: Funder Since: 11-22-06 From: Minnesota!/ Maple Vally, WA Last Post: 2 days Last Active: 10 hours |
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Officer: Sir, step out of the car, please.
Guy: Oh...sure officer...just let me unbuckle my---Woooaah...I'm not wearing a seat belt... o.o That's some illegal stuff man. Officer: . . . . . Did you know that you were speeding, sir? Guy: What?! That stuffs still working? I took that stuff 3 days ago, man! |
 Grey Imp Member Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Member Since: 12-24-11 From: Chicago, Illinois Last Post: 482 days Last Active: 20 hours |
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HelloOOOoo Mr Hand Handsom...
Oops tee hee I mean Hanson or HelloOOOoo Mr Pretty... Oops tee hee I mean Petty I got this off 'Friends' so dont quote me for these lol, tbh they're kind of taken out of context anyway lol |
 Sandslash Member Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Member Since: 05-17-12 Last Post: 368 days Last Active: 362 days |
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Cop: Why did you run over the president of the United States purposely?
Me: Oh, was that Mr. President? I thought it was just a poster board of him. Cop: So you still hit it even though you thought it was just a poster board? Me: Um... what I meant to say was I thought it was Justin Bieber. Cop: Okay, that clears things up. |
 Blastoise Newbie Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Newbie Since: 04-08-11 Last Post: 370 days Last Active: 5 days |
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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: Is it for driving without a licence, driving drunk, drinking underage, driving underage, smoking underage, or the drug paraphernalia and dead body in the back seat? Cop: Step out of the car, please. |
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Well when it comes to anything that you stole or you have like drugs ,
guns and stuff on you and they see it or ask " It is yours ? " The worst thing to say right away is " Its not mine !!! " When a person that's busted or caught says this it is obviously a flat out lie . 
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Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Elite Since: 02-25-11 From: New York Last Post: 212 days Last Active: 212 days |
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The worst thing to say period I believe is " I didn't know" if you say that 9 times out of 10 you getting put in some cuffs.
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 Sonya Member Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Member Since: 03-07-11 Last Post: 223 days Last Active: 57 days |
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I think the worst thing to say is that you were in a hurry and didn't notice the speed limit. That I an almost instant ticket and a huge fine. I usually try to play the I'm dyslexic card, what it works some times, even though I am not.
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 Weepinbell Things that go bump in the night...Me... SamB Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Trusted Since: 06-21-12 From: Texas Last Post: 121 days Last Active: 20 days |
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Cop: Sir, did you knew that you were going over the Speed limit?
Random guy: Oh, yea? Cop: Yes. Random Guy: Well, That's because... uh, I have a bomb in my car! It will explode if I stop! Cop: But... His car is not moving... and it didn't exploded yet. Random Guy: Uhhh... SEE YA LATER, SUCKAH! *drives away at top speed* |
Star Mario [7:43 PM]mlb789:Quote me 
Affected by 'Carpal Tunnel Syndrome' Position: Local Role: Game Reviewer Since: 06-13-11 From: Argentina Last Post: 1 hour Last Active: 4 min. |
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Hello officer the reason I was speeding was because my friend over there is just a plain old prick *while no one is next to you
Hello officer I have to puke/pee/crap now. |
 Poliwag Member Affected by 'Laziness' Position: Member Since: 11-28-11 Last Post: 41 days Last Active: 29 days |
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