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Whats the worst excuse you could say when you get pulled over by a cop?

 

03-15-11 05:44 PM
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cop7000 : LOL

Cop: I saw you spinning around in a circle back there on the free way what do you think you were doing?

Me: I heard you guys like dounut! lol
cop7000 : LOL

Cop: I saw you spinning around in a circle back there on the free way what do you think you were doing?

Me: I heard you guys like dounut! lol
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Got this one from my dad:

Cop: Sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for speeding.

Driver: I wasn't speeding, I was trying to catch up to the guy in front of me and make a citizen's arrest!
Got this one from my dad:

Cop: Sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for speeding.

Driver: I wasn't speeding, I was trying to catch up to the guy in front of me and make a citizen's arrest!
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03-19-11 03:56 PM
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Speedometer:105MPH
*Cop Pulls Over*
Copo You Know Why Ive Pulled You...
Baby:Aga Ga!
Cop:Too Much Coffee...
Speedometer:105MPH
*Cop Pulls Over*
Copo You Know Why Ive Pulled You...
Baby:Aga Ga!
Cop:Too Much Coffee...
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*eating a box of donuts*
"M'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"
*pulls out the box of donuts* "'Cause you can smell it!!" *hands donut to officer and drives off*
*eating a box of donuts*
"M'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"
*pulls out the box of donuts* "'Cause you can smell it!!" *hands donut to officer and drives off*
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Cop: you know you were going 70 in a 55 area
Me: *sings* I CAN'T DRIVE 55!!
Cop: you know you were going 70 in a 55 area
Me: *sings* I CAN'T DRIVE 55!!
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i was drunk
i was drunk
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I saw something come out of the woods to chase me, so I began to drive faster. It might be comeing right now as we speak so let me get out of here.(drives off without any warning).
I saw something come out of the woods to chase me, so I began to drive faster. It might be comeing right now as we speak so let me get out of here.(drives off without any warning).
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mr.keys : LMAO! Thats good! Thats almost as good as claiming you're paranoid and or claiming that you have a fear of flashing lights so you sped up to get away! lol
mr.keys : LMAO! Thats good! Thats almost as good as claiming you're paranoid and or claiming that you have a fear of flashing lights so you sped up to get away! lol
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Cop: "What were you doing, ma'am? Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "I was speeding... right?"
Cop: "Yes, but why? You were doing a 120 and quickly rising above in a 50 zone."
Me: "Well, you see, I was speeding because the black car asked for it! He was speeding more than me!" -points accusingly at the shadow of her car-
Cop: "What were you doing, ma'am? Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "I was speeding... right?"
Cop: "Yes, but why? You were doing a 120 and quickly rising above in a 50 zone."
Me: "Well, you see, I was speeding because the black car asked for it! He was speeding more than me!" -points accusingly at the shadow of her car-
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this works in real life
have tinted windows
guy sees cop pulls over switches sits
cop comes knocks on window
guy says: he was here a min ago
cop says: sir where you driving
guy says: he** no im wasted
this works in real life
have tinted windows
guy sees cop pulls over switches sits
cop comes knocks on window
guy says: he was here a min ago
cop says: sir where you driving
guy says: he** no im wasted
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crazycatpup : OMG. I'll try that out someday when that comes in handy. XD
crazycatpup : OMG. I'll try that out someday when that comes in handy. XD
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Worst one? "Sorry, I didn't know I was speeding. I'm drunk."

Believe it or not, that one happens.
Worst one? "Sorry, I didn't know I was speeding. I'm drunk."

Believe it or not, that one happens.
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If this was considered a excuse, I would've said this.

*stares at the cop and speeds off.*
If this was considered a excuse, I would've said this.

*stares at the cop and speeds off.*
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"I swear to drunk I'm not god!"
"I swear to drunk I'm not god!"
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officer:why were you driving so fast
man:there was a fly in the front of the car buzzing round my head, i was trying to get away from it.

believe it or not that was a genuine excuse, i dont think the person got away with it though.

i suppose you might get away with it if you were driving a donut van, and told the officer the shops had none left, maybe even get a police escort
officer:why were you driving so fast
man:there was a fly in the front of the car buzzing round my head, i was trying to get away from it.

believe it or not that was a genuine excuse, i dont think the person got away with it though.

i suppose you might get away with it if you were driving a donut van, and told the officer the shops had none left, maybe even get a police escort
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Cop: Sir, you've just driven onto a baseball field and almost ran 5 people over. Where did you think you were going?
Guy: I was just following the yellow brick road.
Cop: Sir, you've just driven onto a baseball field and almost ran 5 people over. Where did you think you were going?
Guy: I was just following the yellow brick road.
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crazycatpup : Lol yeah thats a good one!

Anyone have any good ones about drugs in their car? lol
crazycatpup : Lol yeah thats a good one!

Anyone have any good ones about drugs in their car? lol
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(edited by DBDonald on 03-30-11 12:34 PM)    

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It's ok. I'm only drunk. I know what I'm doing!
It's ok. I'm only drunk. I know what I'm doing!
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When i got pulled over by the cop walking home from my exs house a 4 o clock in the morning, i told him "my Girlfriend said we'd be over if i didn't walk home!". So he drove me home, and then just to be a clown he woke my parents up and then sped off. Gotta love your local pigs.
When i got pulled over by the cop walking home from my exs house a 4 o clock in the morning, i told him "my Girlfriend said we'd be over if i didn't walk home!". So he drove me home, and then just to be a clown he woke my parents up and then sped off. Gotta love your local pigs.
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(edited by Margoth on 05-15-11 01:20 PM)    

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cop: Do you know how fast you were driving mam?
Me: I'm soo sorry I drunk this huge glass of SPrite from subway and Peed in my pants and when I did I accidently pressed the accelerator.
cop: Do you know how fast you were driving mam?
Me: I'm soo sorry I drunk this huge glass of SPrite from subway and Peed in my pants and when I did I accidently pressed the accelerator.
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