ill give 100 Viz to the person who tells me the wackyest story i am in need of some good laughs lol so tell me the wackyest stories u can get or make up.

I'm gonna move this to Vizzed Market.

BTW, is it in real life, or something I made up?

alex i said any story that you heard or u can make up ok

Okay here's my entry. I use this for almost all of these contests.


It was a wonderful summer day in Paluchi City; Tim, Jim, Bob, and Sam were playing catch. Jim and Tim were winning. After and hour of play, they went on break. They wanted Pop Tarts; Tim made peanut butter and jam Tartwiches. He put the PB and J on the Pop Tarts before he put them in the toaster; he EVEN put the knife in the toaster. When he pressed the on button with his greasy hands, the toaster broke! A few seconds later, it grew arms and legs! He jumped off of the messy counter and ran out to the road; he spit out the Tartwiches and hit an 80 year old passer-by with it. The man grew two extra heads and wings. A large golden clock appeared on his shirt. They both laughed manically, the now dragon-like man rapped from the top of his lungs “Yo, this be Johnny P. and Tha Toaster, and we be peacin’!” as Johnny P. flew away with Tha Toaster he snatched Bob and Sam. Tha Toaster yelled “WE MUST DESTROY THE CHOSEN ONES!” and then they disappeared into the now cloudy air. Tim said to Jim “Wow that was weird! Do you think we should save them?” Jim responded “Sure, I’m bored.”


As they set off to save them, they found train tracks. They tried to hitch a ride. About an hour later, an old lady and a man were on a sail cart. They let them on. As they sailed forward they saw Tha Toaster’s new castle, it said so on the billboard next to the castle. They drove until they reached the end of the tracks and stopped, something fell out of the sky, and it was Johnny P.! He said “Yo I be challenging you to a street fight.” They won leaving Johnny P. on the ground, for no reason they started taunting him, which made him angry and he got up and picked them up. Pistol sounds came out of his wings, He said “Yo, check out my guns!” He flew away and took them to the castle. They got sent to the dungeon.


They stayed there for 3 years until they escaped using a shoe and a wooden spoon.
They went into a small shack via an underground passage. There was a crazy 6 year old genius living in the shack. They asked him if they could use the bathroom. Tim went first.
After 6 hours of waiting Jim went in to investigate. Tim had disappeared; there was a large portal that was in the toilet. Jim jumped into the toilet, and ended up in a weird villa. A large sign said “Jelly Town” which wasn’t very practical because the entire town was made of gelatin. He found Tim in a commoner’s outfit, a large t-shirt that said “I HEART PINEAPPLE JELLO”. Tim told Jim of what happened and then they knocked on everyone’s door trying to find the smart boy again so that they can go back to their world. It took an hour, and they got hungry so they ate seven houses. They found him in a small shack made of chocolate pudding. They asked to use the bathroom.

They went into the bathroom and jumped into the toilet. They went into another world and in the new world; they appeared in a town called Fish World, a town comprised completely out of horrible smelling sushi and rancid wasabi. They went to a store to buy nose plugs so they couldn’t smell. But it didn’t work, for some reason they started smelling from their ears. So they bought ear plugs. They started searching for the shack. Two hours later they found a strange mansion made of tuna. They knocked on the slimy, watery door and the boy genius answered. They asked to use the bathroom.

They jumped into the toilet and ended up in their world. They entered the Citadel of Evil and searched through the corridors and found their friends in the Toy Room. There were not many toys inside the toy room, just a ball-in-a-cup and a stress dummy. They stepped forward to retrieve their friends from the tangled-up ball-in-a-cup. Then a web came up and caught them. Tha Toaster flew by on Johnny P. and threw a lightsaber at Bob. Sadly, it went into his head and he died. In a group Jim, Tim and Sam screamed from the top of their lungs “No!” The screaming went on for about two minutes and then they started to cough. Jim broke through the net using the power of dental floss of which he keeps in his pocket. They drop down from the rope and sticked the plastic stress dummy into his toast slots and pressed down on the on button. Tha Toaster cried “How did you know that I was stressed and depressed?” At that moment he caught fire and blew up. They released Sam and went outside to let Sam have some real air for the first time in those three long years. After fifteen minutes of doing nothing Johnny P. bursted



out of the castle and rapped to a loud tune “This be Johnny P. signing on again. We be battling for these two lives that I’ve just stolen.” He snatched Jim and Sam and put them in his golden clock. He said “Yo turn, fool!” Tim sung the theme from The Simpsons “Bababa bum babababababa bum bababababa bum de bum bum dum duh duh dada da dada dada da duh da DaDaaDada” Johnny P. fell to his legs and turned back into the 80 year-old man with a Tartwitch on his head. He found the clock in the woods about seven kilometers away next to a shack made out of chocolate pudding and tuna. He tried to get his friends out but it wouldn’t work. He knocked on the door and the smart boy answered. He asked him if he could get them out. It worked and when Sam came out he asked to use the bathroom. Tim and Jim lived with the boy waiting for Sam to come back. Sam was in Fish World and lived happily ever after.