Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah, Davideo7...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of....

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, neojazex was the commander of this army and led the attack.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, this army included neojazex, who was the commander and let the charge.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to curl up into a ball saying "happy place, happy place...". The fleet began to attack the pirates....

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, this army included neojazex, who was the commander and let the charge.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to curl up into a ball saying "happy place, happy place...". The fleet began to attack the pirates with a barage of swords and bullets spat from the sadists mouths. Blood flew all over as....

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, this army included neojazex, who was the commander and let the charge.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to curl up into a ball saying "happy place, happy place...". The fleet began to attack the pirates with a barage of swords and bullets spat from the sadists mouths. Blood flew all over as the pirates wondered if everybody had forgotten this battle was taking place in OUTER SPACE. Meanwhile, IceWave was wondering...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, this army included neojazex, who was the commander and let the charge.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to curl up into a ball saying "happy place, happy place...". The fleet began to attack the pirates with a barage of swords and bullets spat from the sadists mouths. Blood flew all over as the pirates wondered if everybody had forgotten this battle was taking place in OUTER SPACE. Meanwhile, IceWave was wondering why Davideo7 hired 10-year old typo-plagued n00bs. On another meanwhile, Boddah, despite missing a chunk of his brain knew they were outnumbered so he decided to hit the "Haul Ass" button cleverly placed on the dashboard between the wiggly hula dancer and...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, this army included neojazex, who was the commander and let the charge.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to curl up into a ball saying "happy place, happy place...". The fleet began to attack the pirates with a barage of swords and bullets spat from the sadists mouths. Blood flew all over as the pirates wondered if everybody had forgotten this battle was taking place in OUTER SPACE. Meanwhile, IceWave was wondering why Davideo7 hired 10-year old typo-plagued n00bs. On another meanwhile, Boddah, despite missing a chunk of his brain knew they were outnumbered so he decided to hit the "Haul Ass" button cleverly placed on the dashboard between the wiggly hula dancer and the picture of Richard Nixon wearing a pink tutu and dancing the Funky Chicken.

Stoney said...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, this army included neojazex, who was the commander and let the charge.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to curl up into a ball saying "happy place, happy place...". The fleet began to attack the pirates with a barage of swords and bullets spat from the sadists mouths. Blood flew all over as the pirates wondered if everybody had forgotten this battle was taking place in OUTER SPACE. Meanwhile, IceWave was wondering why Davideo7 hired 10-year old typo-plagued n00bs. On another meanwhile, Boddah, despite missing a chunk of his brain knew they were outnumbered so he decided to hit the "Haul Ass" button cleverly placed on the dashboard between the wiggly hula dancer and the picture of Richard Nixon wearing a pink tutu and dancing the Funky Chicken.

Stoney said, "don't let them escape!", and pushed the 'pursue at 2x Haul ass speed' button. Inevitably, the pirates caught up and...

Later, after much learning, the group decided to celebrate their new found enlightenment by killing off every brain cell that contained a stupid an unuseable cliche in a all out 'drink until you pass out' contest, Russian Style! They lined up next to thier kegs, and each person selected one to drink from. All of the kegs were empty except one, and the person who chose that one was John. He seemed to be pumped about it, until he realized that everyone else was glaring jealously at him. A fight broke out and some pumpkins got smashed and a rabbit danced an irish jig. All of a sudden Abe Lincoln crashed through the ceiling and kicked everyone’s ass, excluding john, in a Bruce Lee fashion. John and Abe stared each other down and john whiped out a set of dominos. They played to the death and John won, so Abe turned into a zombie and went on a brain-eating rampage, turning most of the others into zombies as well.

Meanwhile, a guy with a chainsaw grafted onto one arm entered the area revving the motor with a big grin on his face. He ran towards random people wth the chainsaw and wondered if anyone out there has ever seen an Evil Dead movie, and has therefore figured out who he is.

"Hey, punks -- this is my BOOM stick!" He called out, holding up a shotgun in his normal left hand, pointing and shooting everything in sight. The zombies of Abe Lincoln tried to defend their master but were blown away by the power of BRUCE CAMBELL. After Bruce defeated all the zombies four sexy ladies started to dance around him in a '60 fashion to surfer music. Everybody else, exept zombie Abe who hid in a enchanted dumpster during the attack, decided to starte doing the Macarina. Then the YMCA crew busted in and started singing YMCA while everyone did the macarina. This annoyed the heck out of DUKE NUKEM, so he whipped out a chainsaw and started massacurring. Thats when Sam Fischer challenged Darth Vader to a fistfight, and Vader crushed Fischer's throat like a soda can as punishment for his insolence.

Meanwhile, at base camp 13 on candy mountain, a evil figure stands in shadow, looking down upon Hippy Town. The shadow removes a copy of the soundtrack to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, puts it in a CD player, dons some headphones, and begins singing along to the theme song (Big Rock Candy Mountain). The figure's awful singing attracts the attention of a marshmellow yeti! The yeti yet out a terrifying roar and charges at the sound of the awful singing. The singer, Shannon Noll, decides to metamorphisize into a more reconiseable personality, in this case, Bigbob85. Bigbob85 withdrew from a pocket a sorn off shotgun and pointed it at the beast. This threat agrovated the beast, who deided to vomit melted marhmellow onto Bigbob85, who was instantly trapped by the goo. "if only someone would save me" he cried, then out of thin uhh i mean fat air came 'Really Hungry Guy' who decided to save BigBob85. But RHG got a bit carried away and swallowed both Bigbob85 and the marshmellow yeti, out of the frying pan and into the fire. Within RHG, the two battle on BigBob85 gaining enourmese power as he was swallowed. The Yeti also gaining power uses a special attack, marshmellow melt! Bigbob85 emerges the victor, but is trapped, he decides to eat his way out. But the deliciouse marshmellow is to thick so he imagines a location teleports there. Bigbob85 ends up teleporting in front of darth vader, who killed someone earlier in the story, so vader converts him to the Dark Side of the Force, gives him a kick-ass double-bladed red lightsaber, and re-names him "Darth Bob".
Darth Bob decides to kill his master, and become even more powerful. So he sneakily sneaks in a sneaky fashion into Vader's room one night and unplugs the Sith Lord's suit from the wall while it's recharging, causing the suit to run out of power and kill Vader in his sleep.

Now that he is the most powerful Sith ever, Darth Bob decides to visit an International House of Pancakes, where here meets, Explosive Enus the Retarded Redneck, an escaped circus juggler with a bad attitude but a heart of gold, he extends a palm to Darth Bob containing the One Ring. Darth Bob goes all Gollum-like and reaches for the ring but just as Darth Bob reaches for it, Explosive Enus pulls the ring away and kicks Darth Bob in the face, laughing maniacally. Darth Bob whimpers, cries, and runs away to sulk somewhere. Explosive Enus, who now weilds the one ring of power, becomes addicted to its power and decides with the voices in his head to conquer the world! Only that the world's schedule is booked solid with other conquest attempts by other villains for the next five decades or so, and currently the only opening it has available is on August 5th, 2058 -- although it might be able to squeeze him in for a quick try at domination on August 1st if Mega Man defeats Dr. Wily ahead of schedule.

So E.E. decides to go back to his shack in the sky and indulge himself in Fruit Loops mixed around with Fruity Pebbles, only he relized in the scramble with Darth Bob he left his Milk on the IHOP table, so E.E decides to scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!" loudly and dramatically while looking up at the sky and raising his hands upward in horror, as sad music plays in the background.

Meanwhile, across the galaxy in the space cruiser "Splork", Davideo7 flushes the toilet and stumbles out with a bottle gin in his hand, his faithful man-dog servant, John, at his side, he goes to sit with his crew; First Mate-MichealVash and Ensign-Icewave...just then they get bombarded with missiles form the Heterosexual, MetroANDROGYNOUS pirates Stoney and Boddah. Davideo7 wonders how Stoney could possibly be androgynous since he, unlike Boddah, is a registered male, but he has no time to ponder this, since the pirates are contacting the Splork's crew! MichaelVash turns on the viewscreen and a "connecting..." screen appears, after some time however, an error appears saying "connection error. disconnected... 1337". After that pointless attempt at contacting the pirates, Stoney decides to connect to them with his bad ass T3 connection and decides to register himself as N/A on Vizzed Board while he waits for his underpants to finish warming up in his microwave. Eventually, Davideo7 and his crew manage to fix their gay connection with their adept computer know-how and Boddah's genderless face appears on the screen to say, "Hi there! We're about to board your ship so we can steal your valuables and ravish your women, so if you could please not fire at us and start a fight we will surely win, that would be great. Thanks!"

Davideo7 replies "As if you would win! My army of ignorant, typo-plagued, 10-year-old n00bs will have you begging for mercy, or for a gun to shoot yourself with!" With that, he orders the army of satists to attack! AS startling as it may sound, this army included neojazex, who was the commander and let the charge.

Upon seeing a massive fleet of warships appear out of nowhere behind the Splork, the Heterosexual MetroAndrogynous Pirates decided to curl up into a ball saying "happy place, happy place...". The fleet began to attack the pirates with a barage of swords and bullets spat from the sadists mouths. Blood flew all over as the pirates wondered if everybody had forgotten this battle was taking place in OUTER SPACE. Meanwhile, IceWave was wondering why Davideo7 hired 10-year old typo-plagued n00bs. On another meanwhile, Boddah, despite missing a chunk of his brain knew they were outnumbered so he decided to hit the "Haul Ass" button cleverly placed on the dashboard between the wiggly hula dancer and the picture of Richard Nixon wearing a pink tutu and dancing the Funky Chicken.

Stoney said, "don't let them escape!", and pushed the 'pursue at 2x Haul ass speed' button. Inevitably, the pirates caught up and Boddah smacked Stoney upside the head while saying, "Idiot! WE'RE supposed to be escaping from THEM, not the other way around! Now it's too late for us to get away, so we'll have to..."