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I hear these jokes all the time while playing WOW and I want to know all of the jokes possible for this subject feel free to be the biggest nerd on the block by posting your best Cuck Norris line
I hear these jokes all the time while playing WOW and I want to know all of the jokes possible for this subject feel free to be the biggest nerd on the block by posting your best Cuck Norris line
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Chuck Norris was pwnd by Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon, I think that really explains how "epic" he is.
Chuck Norris was pwnd by Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon, I think that really explains how "epic" he is.
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i take it you've googled "where is chuck norris " if not google it and press the "im feeling lucky" button
i take it you've googled "where is chuck norris " if not google it and press the "im feeling lucky" button
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Once, while Chuck Norris was having sex in his truck one of his sperm got loose and got into the engine block. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Once, while Chuck Norris was having sex in his truck one of his sperm got loose and got into the engine block. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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ok, this one comes from Family Guy but is one of my favorites.

"You know that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind his beard, it's only another fist."
ok, this one comes from Family Guy but is one of my favorites.

"You know that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there is no chin behind his beard, it's only another fist."
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This should probably be moved to chuck norris and I'm sorry but I don't know a single one, lol. Never even heard one till now.
This should probably be moved to chuck norris and I'm sorry but I don't know a single one, lol. Never even heard one till now.
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Originally posted by JusTReaL
This should probably be moved to chuck norris and I'm sorry but I don't know a single one, lol. Never even heard one till now.


Yeah, same here... I only heard the name, but I don't know what the heck are the jokes supposed to mean....
Originally posted by JusTReaL
This should probably be moved to chuck norris and I'm sorry but I don't know a single one, lol. Never even heard one till now.


Yeah, same here... I only heard the name, but I don't know what the heck are the jokes supposed to mean....
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Chuck Norris` tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cries, NEVER!
This thread could be moved, but with the sheer power and destructibility of Chuck Norris left the mods in awe and a broken jaw.
Chuck Norris` tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cries, NEVER!
This thread could be moved, but with the sheer power and destructibility of Chuck Norris left the mods in awe and a broken jaw.
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If you had 5 dollars and chuck norris had 5 doallrs. chuck norris has more money than you
If you had 5 dollars and chuck norris had 5 doallrs. chuck norris has more money than you
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Chuck Norris is too good for this thread.

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Chuck Norris is too good for this thread.

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