Overall 3.5 Graphics 4 Sound 2 Addictive 1 Depth 1 Difficulty 10
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Biig Faiil Fattie54
Wow. This game sucks beyond belief. Kemco made an awesome game for the Nintendo Entertainment System. They had every right to be proud about it. And then, the Game boy. They failed. FAILED. Well to be honest, the game is eh (VERY eh), what made it stinky like like a doggy poo poo was the bad programming. Lemme start with setting traps. I set a coconut trap under a tree. The White Spy was right in ma face, so I had to run back. THUNK! Coconut'd!! I didn't even have time to move!!! The spy waits five seconds under the tree, then the coconut falls so slowly. Wouldn't that be a good time to move? Instead of holding your posterior in midair?? The biggest mistake of them all, the falls. I wanted to walk to a chest near the edge of the island. I held down the right arrow, assuming I will keep on going. THEN I FALL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK THEN, FOR DEPTH, I GIVE THIS UNHOLY PROGRAMMING MISTAKE A ZERO!!! Well I can only give a 1. So 1.
The sound......sucks. The Nintendo's sound track sounded nothing like tuntuntuntunTUNtuntun or Combustible Edison, but it sounded awesome! This sounds bad. I'd rather have an angry cat MEOW!!! into my ear along with a vampire scratching a chalkboard and have Rick Ross playing in my other ear! The soundtrack is some bad tropical 8 bit disaster!
The graphics suck. They look like puke in a black and white movie.
Addictive? Why would I need to answer? You're not even in the big *** house from the other game! You are stuck on a filthy, f-ugly island. I am never playing this again. There isn't even split screen!!!
Now for difficulty. 10. Not even a fun challenge. It's challenging to tolerate this junkie-poo you call a game! So overall, 2! Hippie says PEACE!!!!
Graphics 4 Sound 2 Addictive 1 Depth 1 Difficulty 10
Review Rating: 3/5
Submitted: 01-12-13
Review Replies: 2