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the protoman's Last 10 Game Comments (view last 100)
An Ordinary Sonic ROM Hack	mrkoolnerd@ tell me all of them....
Sonic Battle	wanna do online?
Aliens: Colonial Marines	can't.
Prince of Persia	jaffar from alladin?
Rockman EXE 4.5 - Real Operation	how do i go away from the menu!
SplatterHouse (World new version)	am i......jason?
Marvel Vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes (Euro 980123)	there is more then capcom you know
Mortal Kombat 4	try mupen64plus.its good!
Mega Man 2	i cant win!
SegaSonic The Hedgehog (Japan, rev. C)	i need the freaking test ticket!

the protoman's Last 5 Game Reviews (view last 25)
Metal Gear Solid 08-01-14 07:30 AM	Liquid is such a hypocrite..... Metal Gear!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND JADSAHSJHA Okay, calm down, you are only reviewing a game... One of the most awesome, in depth going in-game story's of a game! Tears of joy! OH god, oh god... Okay, I'm calm... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, the freaks and geeks, trolls and derps are like.... WECLOME! My name is protoman, and yes, I know I am quoting Mulletmike there, thank you very much, eh? Today, I am going to cover (OH MY GOD!) Metal Gear Solid on the playstation one! So grab some popcorn, put on your best David hayter voice, and let us.... *David voice on* Commence operation infiltrate Shadow Moses! (So cool) Let me start out with the graphics. Sure, they look very blocky, they are pretty hooky, but this is all we had back then. This was all we had. And it was awesome! These graphics were as close to realistic as we had, in fact... I think metal gear came closest to being the most realistic looking for it's time. For it's time! And I had so much nostalgia having to pick this thing up again! I looked at it, and- Sorry, I am rambling to much, the games overall look is just..... HALLELUJA!!!!!!!!!! *HAYTER VOICE MODE ON* Moving ON! *HAYTER VOICE OFF* Now to the sound. This is just as awesome as the game itself. The music fits so well! It fits too good! IT IS AWESOME! OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN EARGASM I'M HAVING!???!?? Calm down... I keep telling myself to calm down. WE ALL KNOW IT WILL NEVER WORK!!!! This music is awesome, and to hear that... That theme... when you are surrounded... AWESOME!!! I... I am crying... AGAIN! Now comes the addictiveness. have you ever looked at a game, and think to yourself "This is the game that made me fall in love with the gaming industry"? If not, then pick this game up, like, right now! It's the omega billionific (That isn't a word), megatrific (Not a word either) Super mega cadingo (That isn't  a word ... Read the rest of this Review
Sonic the Hedgehog 07-29-14 06:30 PM	Oh my god.... oh my god... Llllllllllll..... Oh wait, it's not time yet. Only a few more minutes. Okay. Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the geeks and freaks, trolls and derps are like..... WELCOME! I know that's mulletmike, but I have used it as my signature of opening for a long time, so don't get mad... Okay, I am not going to lie to you. I have a dislike for Sonic the hedgehog. And tomorrow, I am probably going to wake up, and get a nuke with Sonic's face on it that says "VENGEANCE" dropped on my house.  Yes, I know that sounds very, very, VERY overreacting, since Sonic fans aren't that bad. Right? RIGHT??? Seriously, though, don't kill me. So, anyway, the reason why is because I- Wait, before I continue, let me make something clear. It's not because I am a Mario fan, I have a dislike for Mario games. I do have a little brother who loves Mario and sonic, though. Now that that's aside, here is the real reason. It was very frustrating. Going in full speed, jumping over rockets, blowing through robots, ripping apart machinery! Only to be stopped by a wall. Immediately, that perfect sync of speed you were in, that super awesome murdering, all gone due to a wall! This is what made the game so annoying. However, this game, I won't lie to you, it's good. Not because I have a dislike for my blue happy meals character, it means I will give this game a NEGATIVE rating. Because it's a cool game, really.  Well, let's go. Really, though. I would like to start out with the graphics, and I have to tell you something. For Sega Genesis, this is perhaps one of the better graphically advanced games, especially since this was in the beginning of the Genesis age! The genesis of the Sega Genesis. Get it? Get it? Genesis, as in, Genesis, right, like Genesis? Ah, screw it. Anyways, this game is graphically amazing, even nowadays! Okay, um... Maybe not nowadays... Just, uh, just... just ignor... Read the rest of this Review
Lester the Unlikely 06-01-14 12:05 PM	Lestah the unlikeleh...... You know what I mean!!! hello, my dear friends! I know you have been waiting for me! For a long, long time.... Or not, really, I am not that famous. so, nothing creepy today, instead, something crappy.... Anyway, I'm back, and ready to review. And, I played this for a while, and I think I am going to review how horrible this is... YAAAAAAYYY....... Let's do it , why don't we. Okay, so there is a little boy with a comic book, he walks, gets sleepy and.... Oh my god, I have not fate in this character already. He decides to sleep on a pile of boxes on a crane. The crane lifts it to a ship, and the boy (LESTER OBVIOUSLY!) is taken on the ship. I wonder what his parents were thinking he was doing. "Honey, Lester hasn't been home in a few weeks now." "Probably still in the city! Don't worry!". Yeah, that seems like a good explanation to what they thought.... Anyway, the ship gets raided by pirates, and Lester swims to a deserted island. Hmmm...... BEST IDEA YET!!!! So, on this island, he makes a trip for no apparent reason. He also doesn't remember how he got there.... YOU SWAM TO AN ISLAND 10 SECONDS AGO, HOW DID YOU FORGET THAT!?!?!??? I swear this guy is a fish.... So, I want Lester to move (He has one of the most.... emberassing walks ever in video game history....), but suddenly he stops, and shakes his head, as he talks to me! "No!" WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO!"?! Just walk, you coward! I try and jump, but it feels so bad... This guy reminds me of marlton from CALL OF DUTY, but without the guns.... Which would mean, a dumb ass that likes to think of himself as a bad ass... So, looking at it like this... Somebody get me someone who can do math... Lester =< Marlton= Geek = dumb ass the bad ass!!!! I guess..... That's the formul- WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFRICKEDY DONGO'S!?!?? Lester stops, and starts air humping for no reason! WHY? Why did he do that? What did the p... Read the rest of this Review
An Ordinary Sonic ROM Hack 11-13-13 11:37 AM	this is not just an ordinary sonic hack.... sonic.exe is back.... ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, the freaks the geeks, the trolls and derps are like.... welcome. i am the protoman, and today i am going to talk about sonic.exe's sequel? (or prequel). now don't get foolled by the title, this is not your ordinary sonic hack.... have you ever played, or atleast read about, sonic.exe? then thisis the right place! be sure to add me to our friends list, a shoutout to NOBODY, since no one requested this review/ episode, and let us start with this! now as mulletmike would say it: TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN AND READ WELL, AS WE JOURNEY INTO A CREEPY REVIEW....! now before i start this out, i want you to know what sonic.exe is.... sonic.exe was a sonic game made by someone ( or something) who was not sega. now i am sure you know the story, but in case you don't, there is a powerful monster version of sonic who kills sonic's friends..... but he didn't have to stop with his friends, NO! he had to take robotnik too! after doing so he turned them into his minions, tom was the one who played the game, and later died trying to complete it. i guess sonic would find this way of giving pain not GOOD enough! if your favorite character died then this is your first reaction: "oh god, no! what could i have done as a fan, to prevent this?!???!?!?" your second reaction would be: "what in the hell is wrong with sonic?!??!?!?' but enough of that! let's see what i think is the story of this! my theory (if it was a sequel)! after the events of sonic.exe, sonic.exe sets out to kill sonic. sonic is the only on capable of making it through long enough and... beats sonic.exe? i don't know! it is a hard game, and i don't know the ending! my theory (if it was a prequel)! sonic.exe wants the world, but in order to get mobius, he must kill spongebob, i mean, sonic! sonic is the only thing standing in his way! so he defeats sonic and then the events of sonic.exe happen. graph... Read the rest of this Review
Sonic Battle 06-16-13 10:19 AM	sonic battle:the best gba sonic? or the unholy grail of hell? Ladies and gentleman,boys and girls,children of all ages are like...... welcome! protoman here! And I  am going to wissel my way through the game....... sonic battle! Be sure to ask for more game reviews cause I won't make much which means the next game review might be yours! now without further difficulties..... lets start this review! I AM GOING TO START WITH THE STORY!...... which is obvious because...... why not.... the story is about egg man (wasn't he called Robotnik sometime)  finding a robot named gizoid,which is supposed to be the strongest robot ever made. But gizoid does not listen to robotniks commands and egg man throws him away. Sonic then finds gizoid at the beach and they immediately become friends. Egg man then finds out that the gizoid needs to make a link with him and wants him back. Sonic finds out that chaos emeralds can make gizoid stronger but since he does not know his name he calls him "emerl". They then search for the emeralds. Also knuckles gives emerl a more aggressive manner and that involves emerl..... a lot..... did I mention knuckles is my favourite character....I don't know.... maybe I have something for red characters..... knux and protoman..... any way! Rouge gets permission to hang out with emerl.... instead of doing that she wants to train him to become "the ultimate jewel thief".... which fails because emerl then sees rouge as his mother which she hates and eventually after a battle with sonic and co. She gives the gizoid back..... even tough she won. However if you go with emerl to rouge in knux story she asks you if you want to play.... she also shows a love interest in knux. knux however doesn't show it back. I know you like it knux... I know you do.... emerl then needs to see Amy as his mom as rouge just doesn't except that anymore. He does has to get used to it since he calls her things like "chick" or "baby" or "babe". And  he speaks to her on a way k... Read the rest of this Review

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the protoman's Game History

Super Metroid (snes),   Super Mario World (snes),   Super Metroid (snes),   Metroid Fusion (gba),   Metroid Fusion (gba),   Metroid Fusion (gba),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Mario Party Advance (gba),   Super Mario World 2 Plus 2 (snes),   New Retro Mario Bros (snes),   New Retro Mario Bros (snes),   New Retro Mario Bros (snes),   Legend of Zelda, The - A Link to the Past (snes),   Legend of Zelda, The - A Link to the Past (snes),   Legend of Zelda, The - A Link to the Past (snes),   Mario Party Advance (gba),   Mario Party Advance (gba),   Zelda II - Master Quest (nes),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Zelda - Ocarina of Time - Master Quest (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Majoras Mask (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Majoras Mask (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (Debug Edition) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (retextured) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (retextured) (n64),   Legend of Zelda, The - Ocarina of Time (retextured) (n64),   Marvel Vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes (Euro 980123) (mame),   Legend of Zelda, The - A Link to the Past (snes),   Legend of Zelda, The - A Link to the Past (snes),   Mortal Kombat II (snes),   Mortal Kombat II (snes),   Mortal Kombat II Unlimited (gen),   Mortal Kombat II Unlimited (gen),   Mortal Kombat II Unlimited (gen),   Mortal Kombat Turbo (snes),   Mortal Kombat 6 28 People (gen),   Mario Clash (vb),   Marvel Super Heroes (Euro 951024) (mame),   Perfect Dark (n64),   Perfect Dark (n64),   Castlevania - Dracula X (snes),   Giga Man 2: The Power Fighters (bootleg of Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters) (mame),   Giga Man 2: The Power Fighters (bootleg of Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters) (mame),   Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters (Asia 960708) (mame),   An Ordinary Sonic ROM Hack (gen),

 

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Super Metroid Super Mario World Super Mario World 2 Plus 2 New Retro Mario Bros Legend of Zelda, The - A Link to the Past Mortal Kombat II Mortal Kombat Turbo Castlevania - Dracula X Super Castlevania IV Mega Man X3 - Zero Project (Ver. 1.0) Protoman 21XX (Alpha 1.0) Mega Man X Mega Man 7 Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV - Turtles in Time Super Mario World - The Pit of 100 Trials Sonic the Hedgehog - SNES Kaizo Mario World Killer Instinct Super Mario Ocean Super Mario World - The Koopa Empire Super Mario World - Koopa Troopa

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Arcade Games the protoman owns (19)

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Commodore 64 Games the protoman owns (5)

Atari 2600 Games the protoman owns (6)

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