Overall 4.3 Graphics 2.5 Sound 1.5 Addictive 1 Story 1.5 Depth 1.5 Difficulty 8.5
1.5
The road to hell is paved with good intentions............... NovemberJoy
First off, this game is unlicensed by Nintendo. That should be a red flag on its own, but it's also made by American Game Cartridges and American Video Entertainment, neither of which has made very many good games. When you start up your Nintendo, you are greeted with a picture of a deformed bear riding a skateboard, and a choice between 1 or 2 players. If you can find anyone who would play this with you, I'm surprised. I pick one player, and are greeted by a cut scene. I've seen much better cut scenes, though, and the house it takes place in has disgusting apple wallpaper. The text here can be summed up like this:Mom:Your uncle is having a party, gather your friends and be there before dark! And say no to drugs! Wally(the main character):Don't worry Mom, I will. When the game starts, you will notice the graphics are a bit better than some unlicensed games. They're still not really impressive, though. As you go through the level, you will notice the backgrounds repeat over, and over, and over, and over again! It seems like the level designer was bored out of his skull, and just kept copy/pasting the backgrounds until he said "Let's make it end here," and place the exit in a doorway which has no real graphical difference than the other doorways you see in the level. It does have a big white arrow pointing towards it, though. Oops, I forgot to mention the absolutely TERRIFYING enemies you'll encounter. Dogs, and birds. However, the birds are like homing missiles most of the time, and you die in one hit without a power up. Yeah, you lose power ups when you get hit if you have any, otherwise you die. The power ups are a skateboard, which makes you go faster and jump higher, and the frisbee,(which could be several different things, but I think it's a frisbee)which allows you to throw frisbees at enemies. The power ups still have an effect when they're collected a second time. The second skateboard makes you go even faster and jump even higher, and the second frisbee allows 2 frisbees on the screen at once. When you finish the first level, you are treated to another cut scene. This time, Wally is having a conversation with some rabbit(who Wally only refers to as "Billy"). Billy says that Ricky Rat is trying to get Toby Turtle to join his gang, that Toby would have to take some pills, and that he was stopped from getting on the subway. Wally tells Billy to wait there, that maybe he can help. The second level takes place on a train, and this level is the worst example of the repeating backgrounds. Also, the background has ads for a few games from the developers. The level is smaller than every other level, and the enemies are all rats from Ricky's gang. They walk around, sometimes jump, and throw balls of cocaine at you(or at least, it looks like cocaine.). After you finish the level, you are treated to yet ANOTHER cut scene. It's between Wally, and Toby Turtle. Wally tells Toby that taking drugs is stupid, and you don't have to go with the crowd to be cool, you just have to be yourself. When the next level starts, you will notice that the third level is similar to the first level. There are some differences, though. Like that the rats, which, even though they do look different from the rats in the second level, they act the same.(Or at least very similar.)Also, the background has some changes to it, even though some elements are repeated. Oops, I forgot to mention that there are no mid-level checkpoints. Die near the end of a level? You're starting it all over again. Once you finish this level, there is yet another cut scene. This time, Priscilla Poodle tells Wally that her radio was stolen by Ricky Rat, and she wants to get it back. Wally says, "Hurry, Priscilla, we can still catch him!" and the level starts. You will notice the fourth level is almost EXACTLY the same as the second level. The background, the power up layout, the enemies, and the level's design are all exactly the same. The only difference is that the timer is 150 instead of 200. Oops, I forgot to mention there is a timer in this game. After finishing this level, the music changes, Priscilla thanks Wally for returning her radio, and Wally says that stealing can get you into more trouble than it's worth. When the fifth level starts, the difficulty takes a sudden spike, with more enemies, and rats that drop bombs out of windows. Yeah, the rats have changed their weapon from cocaine to bombs. When you get to the end, you get ANOTHER CUTSCENE. This time, Tattle Tiger(who is colored EXTREMELY bad) says that she saw Larry Lizard drinking out of a strange bottle and acting really strange, Wally states that he thinks Larry's been drinking.(which is extremely obvious) Even though it seems like the level is over, it isn't. Your enemies here are lizards. Did Larry Lizard clone himself or something? Also, the cocaine they throw at you is tinted green. I have no idea why it's green, but then again, this game doesn't make much sense anyway, so....... Also, there is another change. THE EXIT IS UNMARKED.(In other words, the exit is invisible.) Why would you make the exit invisible? I don't know, but then again, I'm not one of the developers. When you get to the sixth level(I'm not going to detail which door it is)the difficulty takes another spike. This level is as far as I was able to get. Another thing is that you only get 5 lives to get through the entire game, and there are no 1-ups. Did I also mention that the one-second damage protection is back with a vengeance? Also, the control isn't the tightest. When you try to turn around while moving, Wally does a turn-around animation. The problem with this is that you can't do anything while he is turning around. This has cost me lives before when I was trying to hit a bird that was coming towards me from behind. Wally also isn't the easiest guy to control in midair. This cost me lives in the sixth level, where you have to make jumps over a pit without falling in. Overall, this game is one to avoid. The road to hell is paved with good intention, and that applies here. The developers had good intentions, but Wally Bear And The No Gang ultimately fails as a game. I'm done, have a nice day.
Graphics 4 Sound 2 Addictive 1 Story 2 Depth 2 Difficulty 7
Review Rating: 4.5/5
Submitted: 06-25-11
Review Replies: 4
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Uhh this game is so bad mkay EricCartmen
Wally bear and the no gang what can I say about this game.
Story (Not Real)
Its about this teenage bear who's unpopular because about 95% of the school does what wally don't and wally also got in jail for skateboarding in the city sidewalk and made a game that was illegal to Nintendo of America.
Real Story Sorta with a Not real mix into it.
One day wally was going to a homeless mans house called his grandpa for a stupid party that's in the south. Meanwhile his stupid mom and dad who don't live in a cave and there house does not have a door and there cherry wall papers for some dumb reason who would ever use Cherry's as there wall paper and the moms hair blends with her skin and is wearing high heals well the dads wearing a shirt and both of there eyes and mouths match for some stupid reason and the floor is the sidewalk wow they must be homeless as well.
Before I go over the game let me talk about the music its got to be the worst 8 bit music ever known to bears free cookie if anyone gets that phrase. What does the music sound like it sounds like they hired bears to make this music but also with a bit of help from LJN but it also gave me some nightmares because of how terrible this music is.
Level 1: Town
You start off by leaving wally's house if you can even call it that and then birds and bulldogs are after you because they belong to the teens who hate wally so much also you find these Frisbee people lost along time ago and wally wont ever give them back to you. Also you find dirty old skateboards on the ground because wally steels things since he wears shades and a backwards cap. The fire hydrants in this game are green for some reason why are they green did wally paint them green because hes up to his old tricks again who knows and who cares and then you go to the train station witch is not a train station its a subway and ends level 1.
Level 2: The Subway or as this game calls it the train.
You meat this stupid rabbit that says some turtle was asked to join a rats gang I rather join the rats gang than play this game. Then you go on the subway with rats throwing paper balls at you or something and then in the subway whats with these american posters probably because this game was made by Americans for Americans. The subway also has a problem shaking to much whats its problem is it broken or something like this game. Then there paper, other trash, and eyeballs why are there eyeballs on the subway floor probably because of the subway shaking to much. The rats also try to jump but they fail at it then the level ends. Then wally tells the turtle that its has no friends because he on the no gang also whats his problem he has hair and a shirt and big shoes and black pants whats his problem turtles don't have hair and they can't have hair because they think turtles have hair. Then wally thinks its okay to be yourself.
Level 3: The same as level 1.
But with Wolves now with blue shirts that throw paper. The sky is a bit darker now and the chimneys are yellow that's not right and the clouds look like there's a factory ahead. The fence is blue as well why is it blue I don't know and I don't care and you go back to the subway or as in this game the train station.
Level 4: The Subway again.
It starts off with wally talking to this dog with a bow tie ya bow ties are not cool in this game with a red shirt with a skirt with red shoes dancing to who knows what by her zombie pose hmm Michael Jackson's thriller probably. The amazing rat took away her old radio and has a purple nose no one has purple noses okay not dogs not anyone then its the same as level 2 I think. The the stupid dog gets her radio back from the awesome rat apparently she saved a long time to buy that dumb radio that's purple shes glad to get it back man I wish the rat could have destroyed that dumb radio then wally says steeling can get you into a lot of trouble for some reason.
Level 5: The south north.
When you leave the subway its actually called <<<<SUBWAY now wow they got it correct for once. You got crows now and those wolfs are back dropping stuff at you and those rats are back now and now the fire hydrants are gray wow that's one step ahead then there parking garages for no reason with ads for the no gang wow they will get famous from that and ends the level.
Level 6: The parking garage.
This lizard says he was drinking water and acting amazing and wally thinks hes been eating. The level has these weird lizards in yellow I think then has weird green lights and cars that are gray and blue and trucks that are the same as cars but there trucks maybe the back is like that but who cares then drop 3 times and you beat the level short right ya wally's going to get hit on his knee and get boo boos.
Level 7: The sewer part 1
Its got snakes why snakes in a sewer and then its dripping green stuff and those lizards return again and blue bricks and purple bricks and pink purple bricks. Now theirs bats instead of crows ya because bats live in sewers. Next there's a elevator ya the sewers got elevators great. Then these yellow heads come spiting at you for some reason with purple bricks and wood doors with purple handles and then the level ends.
Level 8: The sewer part 2
This part has real water now and everything blue and green for some reason the drops are still green. Nothing else has changed and you still go through a elevator.
Level 9: The south
Theirs this rat that's brown and says this good guy wanted to take him to his car because he had candy and said he knew his family and wally says its good to go in the car with strangers. Its now night time and the clouds are yellow and black and why is the city like that 4th of July go wrong but then its the same as level 5 just different stuff then you go in this blue building and ends the game but wait there's a ending oh great.
Ending
Some fat bear with flowers on his ceiling why flowers is that his moms old home or something also with a right color fi
replace for once and trophy's what did he win the fat Olympics and some books for being board all day and hes been waiting for wally and says hes brought a new friend theirs never room for another no gang member and everyone of wally's dumb friends came from the levels and its a big room wow hes rich okay that's not right and weird balloons that are the wrong color. Then he says this always remember if someone tries to make you do something and you know its wrong say yes.
Anyways this game is a very bad game that Nintendo of america never liked at all because its a very very bad game the end.
Graphics 1 Sound 1 Addictive 1 Story 1 Depth 1 Difficulty 10
Review Rating: 3/5
Submitted: 07-15-14
Review Replies: 1
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