Oh, yes, The Guardian Legend. This title is my favorite of the US-released NES games (my absolute favorite is Earthbound Zero). I would not say this is a perfect NES game; rather, it encapsulates all that was the NES. The graphics are humble yet beautiful, the music is limited yet catchy, the gameplay is simple yet refined. What makes this my favorite, though, isn't just that, it's also the traits that are typical of a NES game: relentless onslaught of enemies right on the first level (Castlevania), wonky learning curve (almost every NES game ever, possibly excluding the Mario ones), exploration with a minimum of navigational assistance (think playing Zelda 2nd quest for the first time), flickering sprites everywhere (...it's a NES...NES's do that), secret 2nd game... sort of (SMB, Zelda1, Metroid, Donkey Kong, and more), basically if I had to pick a single game to represent both the positives and the negatives of the NES but still make it enjoyable, it would be The Guardian Legend.

Oh, my sweet, summer child.

This game may have its masochistic moments, but its challenge is nothing compared to Phantasy Star I or II (a game with only 3 bosses, weirdly enough, yet far more expansive than Dragon Warrior/Dragon Quest), let alone some of the old, old, really old "PC" RPGs.

I will say, though, that while these are overall harder, FF7 does, in fact, take the cake as far as most ridiculously hard moments. I never quite did figure out all the Weapons, I got too impatient. The first time I played it, though, my impatience was my undoing. I used a GameShark and maxed out everyone's levels; well, apparently, Sephiroth's stats are increased by a ludicrous amount for every individual party member at level 99. Needless to say, I raged so hard, I didn't pick up the game again until 5 years later. Did it the right way, but still was too impatient to deal with all the Weapons. I mean, come on; 60 hours is WAY too long on a single non-New Game+ PSX RPG.

Star Wars franchise, as in video games? Yes. Star Wars franchise, as in movies? No, not really. I know too many people who claim, "Yeah, I like Science Fiction; Star Wars is awesome!" when they've never even heard of books like Childhood's End or Xenocide. Saying you like Sci-Fi because you like Star Wars is like saying you like metal because you like Metallica's Load. This is why I don't like Star Wars.

The person below me... hasn't heard of Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke before.

Granted, but it gets hotter and hotter, till you peel the top 5 layers of skin off. Let's just say it really hurts to sit now.

I wish for a new metal band to get hooked on. I still haven't really found anyone new I really like since I got into All That Remains.

Microsoft. Because Microsoft and Apple have been kinda/sorta rivals since Windows 3.x, even though Microsoft has some major roots on the original Apple Macintosh series.

Nope. Never heard of it. Honestly, I haven't played a Pokémon game in almost 10 years. (FYI, my favorite is Charizard)

The person below me also doesn't really like Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald.

seremph
...and it's good! (Did it on my first try.)

Granted, but you have to turn into a kid yourself... and you get yourself grounded until you turn 35.

I wish for 60ºF weather.

Is there a T? I'm pretty sure there is at least one...

ApeNess

I actually have a monkey Minecraft skin I switch to sometimes and talk like a caveman. My greeting? "Me Ape Ness."

I deflect the Empoleons with a wall (you attacked me with Pokémon; you didn't have them attack me), then throw a grenade over the wall at you.

I use PK Rockin Ω or whatever custom name you used in Earthbound.

Hmm... An "R", perhaps?

steel attacker
...forgot about the underscore
steel(attacker
(...)
steel+attacker
(...where the hell is that thing?!)
steel_attacker
there we go!

*Bonk* Ow! That really hurt...
I throw a lawsuit at the person below me.

A crazy Zumba maniac jumps in through the window and slices your head off with... whatever dance moves Zumba people do.

I am scratching my shoulder.

Quick, I need Internet at my place, so I can activate Skyrim to play the game and understand what a soul gem is!
(In case you're curious, I'm using a library computer right now.)

But it's 1:00 in the afternoon...

I ban the user below me for eating my cookies.

Granted, but you tick off veterans of the website.

I wish for a tasty burger.

Android. Because it's another 'oid. I think I know where this one's gonna go...

True. They're a sports team, right? Football, I think.

The person below me loves Futurama.