Popeye116 : I never got why people wanted to delay the unavoidable, swearing and sex is natural.

Popeye116 : Granted, you now have Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene, don't heat it up

I wish for 28 grams of white widow

kingvictory : Don't be a failure (I'm horrible at this :p)

When I download a song and the provider (whether it be datpiff or rockdistrack or whatever) feels the need to talk over the song every 10 seconds advertising the track, and sometimes it's clean and pitched differently, like seriously...

10 years is a long time, and it was in good condition the day before? Wow your folks must've screwed up pretty bad lol... Atleast you were able to upgrade!

If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer, that would keep it from being a(n) (annoying) joke

KFC! Only thing close by is Huey Magoo's, that stuff is nasty AF!

Humanzees? No, I'm not gonna mate with a chimpanzee, I'd try to understand the research left by the humans of yesterday and use human DNA samples to make sub humans, thus making me the superior being of all , but yeah if that doesn't work out I'd occupy a big house and keep all the luxuries that I could never have...

Rock bottom from spongebob... and golden teeth for whatever reason.

Coffee!!!

The person below me still jumps in bed because you're afraid there's a monster under your bed, haha

Ok the standard Nuzlocke rules apply to this, which are:
1. If a Pokemon faints, it is "dead" so you have to release it or box it and never use it again!

2. You can only catch one Pokemon per route/town/city/cave, etc. BUT there's a specie's clause in this challenge so if you encounter a Pokemon you already own or it's evolutionary relative, you may try again, you can do this 3 times before the route becomes void!

3. You must nickname your Pokemon.

4. While you can replace dead Pokemon with Readily available Pokemon, if all 6 in your party faint simultaneously (before you can heal them all) aka a "blacking out" it's game over!

5. Gift Pokemon are allowed!
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Now for the extras:

1. You may only visit 3 Pokemon centers throughout the course of the game, The elite 4 is an exception and has it's own counter of 3 (meaning it's separate from other centers)

2. In order to challenge a Gym/E4/Champ your Pokemon may only be 5 levels above them, any more and you must box them until they're level is balanced. If all Pokemon break rule 2, you may catch 3 "mayday" Pokemon, the standard rules apply, but they can not be trained at all, and Tms are banned (Hms are still OK) After the gym battle, you must box or release them.

3. The item cloning glitch is allowed! But only for Tms and and x-items

4. No legendary Pokemon (obvious)

5. You must catch a Pokemon in route 1, afterwards you have to box or release your starter, the challenge begin until you catch a route 1 Pokemon.

6. You may not evolve your Pokemon for any reason.

7. Hm buddies are only allowed if NONE of your Pokemon can learn a particular Hm. I.E: You get a pidgey and need cut, pidgey cannot learn cut, thus you may catch a rattata to proceed then release it.

8. 1 poke-ball per Pokemon and no master-ball >

9. No daycare!

10. You may not skip trainers for any reason!

11. As always if you're playing on an emulator no save states!

12. You may only save in Pokemon centers.

13. To spice things up,meowth, persain, and payday are banned entirely

14. Mew glitch is banned (as are others like the old man glitch)

15. Repels are banned

16. One hit KO moves are banned

17. Sleep moves are banned as well

18. And if you freeze or sleep an opponent you must start from your last save (so save often )

19. Explosion and self Destruct are allowed, and is the ONLY time you can use a regular revive (max is still banned) and you can not heal or re use the move until you finish the current battle you are on.

20. The safari zone follows the same rules, even if that tauros runs away :'(

If this is too easy for you, pm me rule suggestions, I am always open to them

I watch TV, but if I wanna watch something that's not on the air anymore like "That 70's show" or "Fresh prince of Bel Air" I'll use my laptop.

Imagine the walking dead... naw too uncreative, maybe breaking bad?

Raaaaaaap... and the honor would go to A$AP Rocky, the song hmm, close call between ghetto symphony and Long.Live.Asap

<3 candy is yummy, but I know not to eat more than I can handle! 100th post yay!!

Personally, no, he was just pointing out that this place is no place for a child, maybe it was his tone of voice, but I personally wouldn't take offense to those words alone.

I found a box in my attic (insert vomit smiley here)

BPT by YG, really anybody? No no one but me likes rap, k...

In Miami you need a permit to use ones that aren't classified as "sparklers" but stores can sell it to anyone as long as you sign a waiver saying you're using them for legal purposes.

I guess I'm the only person here who listens to rap, me and my "jams".

I'm listening to worldwide choppers by techn9ne, really only listening to it for busta's verse