HEY would you look at that my first Wii review, and its one of the first Wii games that came out, we must be part of the matrix. So this time I will be reviewing a game that involves you being outside and doing something active without actually going outside and doing anything active what's that game Wii Sports of course.

So how do you talk about the Graphics of a game that was made to show off what the Wii is capable of control wise, wall all you do is use the characters you can make on the console itself and then turn them into the playable character's of the game and BOOM taco, I mean graphics. Its kind of hard to talk about the graphics of a launch title because well the game was not made to be perfect (its kind of hard to talk about everything of a launch title for that reason) so really you have to look at how it looked back then instead of how it looks now its pretty much the same way you review the graphics of old NES and SNES games it may look bad now but back in the day Duck Hunt couldn't look more realistic (one thing that still stays true to today is we all want to blast the duck hunt dog in da face) so looking at the game from that perspective means that even though the characters don't look realistic (because you play as your Miis) and the environment also arnt made to spectacular I can safely say that I still kind of like the graphics there not amazingly perfect there also not amazingly imperfect either so its kind of in-between. Putting that all together I can give the Graphics of Wii sports a 5 out of 10 there not great graphics but there also not graphics I want to pull my hair out looking at either.

SWING THAT BAT I LIKE HOW IT SOUNDS (that can be taken many different ways 0,o) but the sound of Wii sports is good I like how they got a lot of sounds that you would here if you where in the scary place (the outside world) like how you hear the wind if you swing a bat the sound of a boxing glove hitting another glove the satisfying sound of a strike (in both baseball and bowling) they even have the sound of a golf ball falling into the hole, now you might think oh well you should expect them to get all them and I do and they satisfied my needs and they done it awesomely too. Oh did I also say that there is music to yeppers music there's music on the in game title screen and in the option screen which I like both of them which is always a plus in the sound department oh and there's also a announcer that likes to point out the obvious.......... just like announcers in real life. The score that shall be placed upon this game that will forever ben embedded from now until the day I change it for the Sound will be a 9 out of 10.

What could the possible Addictiveness of a sports game be well I shall tell you, so it might not be a game that is as addicting as like............ Space Invaders (the crack of the video game underworld) but there is something interesting things that Wii Sports does that most sports games don't do (I'm assuming I have never played any Fifa Madden or Tiger Woods games, is that a bad thing?)in that there is replayabilty as in different game modes that can be unlocked by playing the regular game modes and winning enough time to get your ranking up (ill get more into that in the Depth portion of this review) there is like a lot of games out there now-a-days a multiplayer aspect in that you and up to four plays can play the exciting sport of golf (and many other sports) all together in one room I sure hope you know how to dodge a Wii remote like its a club and play baseball at the same time if your all in a small room. so after my surgery to get a Wii remote out of my ear hole I was able to rate the Addictiveness of the game and I gave it a 8 out of 10, does anyone else hear a phone ringing in the background?

Story? What Story? What did you expect there to be a story where if you don't play and win in a sport that your body will be found hanging upside down over a next of evil laser eye shooting mega evil bunnies found from the deep dark corners of Saturn (actually someone get on that) well there's not why cuz there is no story, I guess you could make up your own story but there is no in game story so there is not way to rate the Story of the none story game.

How much Depth is there in that pond that everyone who is not famous in the golfing community putts into? Well like I said before there is some stuff you can do in this game like play sports (naw) what are the sports well there's: Golf, Boxing, Bowling, Baseball, and Tennis which already more sports related games then GTA 4 has but with in each game there is the ability to play different practice minigames like trying to putt a golf ball into the hole in a specific amount of hits or blocking tennis balls with boxing gloves, or a bowling mini game that involves you striking down pins and each time you get done with one lane you go to another that has more pins till the point where you have to see how many pins you can hit down out of a hundred (that minigame is my favorite, by the way) but there's also points that you get that can bring your ranking up and after you get a thousand points you get a special gift for that sport (I wont tell you what they are just incase someone hasn't picked this game up and wants to be surprised for there own self)wow for a launch title there is a lot of things this has to offer. with so much to offer the Depth of Wii Sports needs to a 8 out of 10.

How can you have any difficulty hitting a homerun if your a non sportist (totally wrong word) am I right that stuff is baby steps. To be honest the difficulty of the game is all up to how good you are at sports to begin with and considering that this is a video game and its being played by gamers who (at least most of my friends) don't play sports then this game can be kind of hard, but really its not its a family friendly game so you don't have to be a expert at the Falcon Punch to be able to play boxing nor do you have be able to hit the green all the time every single time to be able to play golf. The only thing that be considered hard is trying to get your character to punch your opponent in the face when your boxing (i swear it only works like for 2/3 of your swings at best) but rather then that there a 2 out 10 for the Difficulty of Wii Sports.

So that's my review of the game that was considered to be the most sold game of ever (mainly because it is sold on shelf's and with Wiis so it makes it kind of hard to not sell a lot of copies) and its not the best Wii game ever it is a ok launch title and it was good enough to have a sequel s it must had done something right (like make gamers actually play a sport for once) you should pick this up if you haven't already if not for the reason that the game is fun with friends but that well its just fun to hit a leather ball with a wooden stick.

I will I do them every Tuesday, Thursday, and saturday

so my loose dreams of beating all the levels in the game I a bust because I just used the level cheat to skip to the next level and I liked the second game more because you can freely roam around the city which is always a awesome thing to be able to do

Spider Man Spider Man.............. Spider Man, so it seems like with every great game there is some game that comes out that is not so great and a example of this is Spider Man The Movie....... The Video Game? But anyways here's my review of the game known as Spider Man the Movie.

So ya the Graphics well the graphics of Spider Man isn't really that good I mean I know its on the game cube and all that tangos but really I feel like they could have done much better on the graphics and in the little opening they have before the game starts is AWESOME which proves to me that they did not try there best on the games graphics and well its just not how the game itself looks (well what I'm about ready to stay kind of fall under that category) but the environment doesn't look that good either like if you are in a level that you are outside swingin around and you look down everything looks like a flat picture and there really isn't anything that looks that great on the ground (and you can go down and look at the surface because if you go down to far you hit a kill box and DIE). And the character models don't look to snazzy either and there's a lot of enemies that are the same like you could be in a room full of enemies and most (and probably will) will look the same and its not a bad thing per say but its like I said about the over all graphics they could have done better then what they did. So all of that put together lets me give the almost passable Graphics a 4 out of 10.

SOUNDS AND STUFF (couldn't think of a snazzy one liner for this part sadly) so ya the sounds of the city are something to behold (in real life) but in this game there not so great and here's a list of 'the things that involves sounds that in my opinion they could have done better' 1. the voice acting is kind of bad 2. the only music I can remember is the song that plays on the menu screen 3. the majority of the guns either sound the game or they just don't sound to interesting or powerful 4. the attacks also don't sound to powerful (they also kind of have weird names to them too) and 5. the overall sounds of the worlds don't really put me into the world itself. As you can tell I don't really like the sounds/ music's of the game and it really makes me sad because if they pulled a Lego Star Wars or Harry potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and used at least some of the music from the Spider Man movie then I would have gave the sound a lot higher then what I did why because well if you don't know about how I gave the Sound of Spider Man The Movie a score of 3 out of 10 then well now you do know don't you?

There not really any know Addictiveness (for me) for this game and what I mean is that I really have no reason why I would come back to play it BUT there is two things that I like to do one is listening to the narrator that talks on the training mode (I find him kind of funny) and the Pinhead Bowling mode, which can be fun in single player and with some friends cuz bowling is always fun right but rather then that I don't ever want replay any of the actual levels because well I kind of find them really bland. There are unlockables that you can get by doing really good on the levels and getting points to unlock stuff like characters and some fmvs (that look really good by the way) which like I stated in other reviews if your in to those things then have at you (if you know where that's from then give yourself a pat on your back)and with that I can only personally give the Addictiveness of this game a 2 out of 10.

Is the Story of Spider Man The Movie the same as the story from Spider Man............ the movie? Well yes actually it is but.......... THEY DONT DO ALOT OF THE GOOD PARTS OF THE MOVIE IN THE GAME VERY WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem so personally I like the story to the second spider man movie better but the first one was a great story to, kind of sorta but the games adaptation of the movies plot is just........ bad they add new parts to it of course and it seems like there's more new parts to the story then there are actual plot parts from the movie when makes the title Spider Man the movie a complete joke (oh and maybe its just my version of the game but on the cover of the games case it just says Spider Man and on the disc it says Spider Man the movie so ya go figure) but once again I cant really say anything about the story because even though there's a lot more different plot points the main story is still the same as the movies version say ill just say watch the movie first then paly the game its better that way. And now time to rate the Story which is going to be getting a 4 out of 10.

Depth, really if you want to know about how much this game has to offer then read the part about the addictiveness of the game of where I talk about the unlockable and all that shebang so SCORE TIME which is a 3 out of 10 (sorry if I didn't write enough but I really didn't want to repeat myself again)

So how's the Difficulty of it well its not to difficult (except for one level where you have to sneak into Oscourp and have to not get noticed by the robots I HATE THAT LEVEL WITH A PASSION) the game can be a good challenge sometimes and other times it can be annoying mainly because of the fact that I feel that the camera is just a bit to weird to control and if you get into a boss fight that involves you to fly around and fight too then the camera is really annoying if you break a lock on with the boss and then there are sometimes when you have to do stuff that is in a time limit (I hate time limit levels -,,-) so the game can be a good challenge and sometimes the game can be really annoying which can be a good thing ( I guess) but being frustrated and dreading going to a level is not a really something that I find to make a game something I want to replay so for all of that I give the Difficultly of the game a 4 out of 10.

Well now it seems like all I get done doing is reviewing movie based games and I'm hoping to get out of that trend someday or another and back to the game I wouldn't only recommend you play this game if you are a big fan of super hero's (or spider man general) or if you watched the movie and want to see what the game is like but rather then that I would only recommend you play Spider Man 2 because that is a GREAT game (a review sometime in the future that's for sure) and if you want to play any other super hero games then you should really pick up the Batman Arkham games.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls join me as we journey into the ever awesome land of Harry Potter. So of course as you can already tell this will be a review of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (why does it has to be spelled so weird) but I would like to state first of all this game reminds me of Legend Of Zelda Wind Waker and/or Twilight Princess (more specifically the GameCube version). But ya on to the review.

The Graphics......... ya I honestly don't really know what to say about the graphics (this is a game I don't grow up playing so its kind of hard to say if 'back in the old days it looked great or not) but it does look 'ok' I guess you can tell that the game was made on the geometric achievement that is the GameCube and that's not a bad thing but I think that they could have done a bit better on the character designs. But the areas are kind of well done with how they are designed I find if fun just to run around in the building looking at all the place that can go and see how the areas look and well they are done really well and they look like Hogwarts from the movies so that's always plus in my book. This might be a bit of a nitpick but I felt like the spells should have a bit more of a bigger explosion (I guess you could say explosion) when ever it hit something because they felt a bit underwhelming to me but once again that just might be a nitpick. So the characters don't look perfect the areas are big and well designed and stay true to the movies and I think that if they could do that (which they did) then I think that they at least deserve a 6 out of 10 for the Graphics and that is the score that they will be getting (well at least for my review).

Can you hear that its Sound (corny joke to introduce the next part, check) honestly I can not remember one tune form the sound track of this game and it might fall under the category of it takes some music from the series that it is based off of and some new music that's kind of forget full and puts in all into one music track (great example of a game that I recently reviewed like this Lego Star Wars, shameless way to get people to check out another review, check) I don't personally like the Harry Potter soundtrack in general with the exception of the main theme song for harry potter, BUT there is one piece of music that does stick out from this specific sound track and its the song that plays during the trailer to this game (the one with like the opera singers, I don't know if there is more then one trailer for the game so its better to explain what song it is just in case) and to my knowledge that is the only time they ever use the song which kind of sucks 'cuz the piece is JUST EPICLY AWESOME!!!!!! Well I don't really talk about voice acting that much as I can get down with even some really bad voice acting but I found that the vice acting was well done, a bit on the flat side but rather then that it was pretty good which is great because movie adaptations of games aren't in general all that good in........ all areas (which if you couldn't already tell by the overall score this game, Prisoner of Ask-a-bat doesn't fall under that category). After taking the bit below average voice acting and the music track that I find forgettable id end up giving the Sound a 5 out of 10, its not the best but I can see that some people would like the games music.

The Addictiveness of Prisoner of as-of-bad is also not really that good its not bad but there really isn't anything that particularly noteworthy of repeatability rather then just the joy of flying around the castle of Hogwarts but rather then that I don't really have any reason to replay the game sure the combat can feel rewarding but I just don't see any real reason why I would go back and replay the game a again. But if there would be some reasons why I would replay the game (if I was every really in to this thing) it would be because there are collectables that you can get in game and different types of spells and characters and creature bios and stuff like that, but ill get into that stuff a bit more when I talk about the depth of prisoner of Abracadabra but that is some stuff that I know people lie to unlock so that for most people would be a reason to replay the game to unlock everything and to read about the characters and stuff like that but i's not really into that stuff sadly (insert sad puppy face here). After all that I can only sadly gave (in my own personal opinion, I'm hoping your would be different) this game a score of 5 out of 10 for the Addictiveness of it.

And now the Story, ok so ill say right now out of all the Harry Potter books my favorite book is the Order of the Phoenix. So of course that means that the prisoner of aspen is not my favorite story but its up there in the harry potter books ranking. But anyway I will not talk at all about the story as it is cannon with the story from the book/movie of the same name, and of course this is written by a really good book writer (J. K. Rowling) so I really don't like the story I would give it a 10 out of 10 but I didn't really like how the game was set up as a Metroid/ Zelda (look we went a full 360 back to the opening) game as in as you progress you learn more about the story (isn't everything that has a story set up that way?) it works but I just felt like it didn't really work with the type of story that the prisoner of As-a-can-band-can is (A.K.A a kind of sorta long narrative) but I think they did a good job of putting it all into a exploration game. And for doing a great job of that I'm glad to say that the Story (that I talked none about) gets a great 9 out of 10.

How deep is the deep of the Depth? Well its time to find out. so like I said before there are things that people can find enjoyable like the collect-a-thon aspect and what I mean is that in game you can find different types of things inside some chests things like tokens, pieces of paper, every flavored jelly beans, stuff like that when you collect it they unlock different type of character and monster bios that you can read and find more insight to the big land of Harry Potter which like I said before a lot of people might fine that to be fun so there is some replayability and depth in the story but I think the thing that is really deep is the amount of places you can explore in the castle from rooms hidden behind a burnable flag to secret doors that look (and are) bookshelf's that only specific characters can, this game has it all which is awesome while I'm not a collector type person I am someone who likes to complete a map and unlock all the rooms that I can possibly unlock (that kind of sounds like what I like to do in a specific game with a elf kid and a princess in it). So if you are someone who likes to collect jelly beans that might possibly taste like your old 6 grade sweaty gym socks or just want to kick at every wall until one opens up and you find the boss key or even if you like to do both, then there are hours of exploration and fun around each and every corner so for that ill give the Depth of prisoner of apple-man a 7 out of 10.

How bout that Difficulty is this game as hard as living Harrys life before he became wizard or is it as hard as real life is when your a baby well............ its kind of a even type of hard is not super difficult but its a lot not super easy. As far as I'm aware of there's no healing spells so you have to find stuff inside bookshelf's and stuff like to heal you or to take a drink of healing potions (and no there not red, there blue) the bosses arnt to hard either (I don't even think there was a final boss oh and talking about the ending of the game, the game just kind of sorta ends you'd have to play it to know what I mean) most can be beaten easily and I'm glad there wasn't a big huge HEY HIT ME HERE ON MY WEAKSPOT YA THAT HUGE RED THINGY HIT IT!!!!! type of thing on the bosses. There's no super difficult part of the game with cheap deaths or anything like that which is always a good think and if the game does get to hard for you then you can always explore around and collect stuff if you collect enjoy badges or papers then one of the characters heal gets increased which is always awesome. There's nothing really to say about the difficulty its not Dark Souls hard and its not (insert easy game here) easy which is nice which means I also must give it a nice score like 5 out of 10, ya that is a nice score.

Ya I might have really bashed this game and then rubbed it up and then bashed it a bit more buuuuuuuuuut I had a lot of fun on my first play through of this game and that is all I can ask for no words can describe how annoying it is to paly again and get irritated at it and then beat it and then replay it sure you might have fun but it just doesn't feel the same. Luckily prisoner of a-flat-land doesn't fall flat on its face nor did it irritate me on my fist play through or any of the times I replayed it and I'm glad that I did play it and it would be worth at least a weekend of your time to sit down and play it you just never know you might like it so much you might even end up replaying it, or replaying Wind Waker which ever one strikes your fancy the most.

Well now what a very.......... different type of game why because it takes 3 things that was part of a lot of our childhood Legos Star Wars and video games so if you where to take all those and put 'em in to a blender not only would you get a lot of pieces of broken discs and some chopped up Legos but you also get a fun and sorta tangy drink that's fine to look at but its also a enjoy experience when you get to drinking this metaphorical drink. so what's so great about Lego Star Wars The Video Game well sit back and read on and find out.

So the Graphics ya.......... the graphics there, there............ interesting as EVERYTHING is made out of Legos now that in its own right is something to be proud of, but ya everything from the characters to the bushes to the ground everything is made out of Legos that must of took a lot of time to do, they also when as far as to make it so that when ever you make something go kaboom (which is always a fun thing to do right) it explodes in a shower of Lego pieces that bounce all around like it would if you walked up to your five year old brothers Lego collection and just gave it a good round house kick its flat plastic face. Contradiction time, while the area of play is made out of all Legos the background to some places are not made out of Legos any area that is in a outside environment has a kind of sorta 'photo realistic background that isn't really that noticeable but is still noticeable, personally I find that the second game has a more noticeable background but hey that's just me. But all in all the graphics are really great and they are really unique to I mean not only are they made out of Legos but they done a good job of remaking stuff like the Droid Factory to General grievous's ship to the attack on titan I-I mean attack on kashyyyk they really tried to make you relive the movies in a more Lego-ish type of experience and for that they get a 8 out of 10 in my book.

Now its time for a Sound check, well to be honest if you've watched the movies or played any other Star Wars games then you pretty much already know what to hear when you play this game (A.K.A the classic awesomeness that is the star wars classic sound track) everything is a familiar sound from the battle music to the sound that the blasters make when they fire them. They also took the sound of I think its when in Star Wars Episode 2 when Obi Wan fights Jango Fett and they start to fall off the side of the landing pad place that there one and Jango does like a grunt sound or something or another they used that sound for Jango Fett when ever he gets blown into a million Lego Pieces. To be honest while Lego Star Wars doesn't really bring anything new to the table it also doesn't take away any classic tunes either and well the classic tunes are really good (granted there isn't really, as of this time any new star wars movies so I count all 6 star wars movies sound tracks as 'the classic' ones) and there's also not really that much music that actually plays during the game when your not fighting stuff its kind of music and I wouldn't go as far as to say its atmospheric but its something and its ok with me, and with it being ok with me ill give the Sound a 7 out of 10.

So the Addictiveness of this game is kind of like along the same line as Mario Kart Double Dash as in its best played with a friend most generally one that is like 8 because it might be a bit weird if you walk up to your C.O.D buddy as was like hey lets go and play a game with Legos in it. But back on point Lego Star Wars WANTS you to play with some friends and how do I know this well the instruction manual has a entire like 2 pages explaining how the game is better played with more then one person and it also has a part where it helps you explain to your parents that it would not be a waste of time to play Lego Star Wars and you know what for once the proof is in the Lego Pudding (wow I've made a lot of food allegories in this review)as in this game is really fun, for a short period of time that is if your playing this game alone but with friends you can have hours of fun and will want to pick this game back up later on and that's a good thing too because there's no point in owning a game and only playing it once all the way through and never picking it up ever again. So after saying all that I give the Addictiveness of this game a nice 6 out of 10.

STORY TIME KIDDIES ok so its a Lego game that is based off the original three movies that is in the time line of star wars the original like stated above but it is technically by release date the sequels to the first three that was released first (episodes 4, 5, 6)by they are really the sequels because they in the time line the last 3 episodes but they where released first so episodes 1, 2, and 3 are really 4, 5, and 6 by release but by time line aspects they are 1, 2, and 3 and I wont even try to fit the Force Unleashed games into there 0,o but anyways the game is based off of Episode 1, 2, and 3 (A.K.A Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith) so to rate games I would also kind of be rating the movies and I have no idea how I would do that 'cuz its Star Wars but well the way the game goes at the movies is that they show Lego cut scenes and they put different types of humor in them (hard to explain it would be better just to look up its 'tongue and cheek' humor up on YouTube)and they do this all without voice acting which is really neat because its like watching one of those old black and white silent movies but in color, magic, so to not spoil the plot of the movies ill just say the first episode involves a guy with a two ended lightsaber, the second involves well clones, and the third involves the Sith rubbing the Jedi the wrong way and ill keep it at that. And sense I grew up with the original which isn't really the original but is by the star wars universe, movies I only feel right to give the storie(s) a perfect 10 out of 10.


Pull out your little flexible rulers because its time to look at the Depth of Lego Star Wars and how deep is it you might ask well to get right down to the blocky truth the game is actually kind of deep in terms of what is to be found and unlocked or bought in game. In terms of what you can buy in the game with studs (the games form of money and not a attractive young guy) well there's some characters (like 50 or more)some special abilities and some hints and in the all of the levels there are these 10 things called Minikits getting all 10 of them in a level well unlock a ship that you can look at in the hub world (Dexter's Diner) some of the Minikits cant be found in your first time through level so you will have to come back and get them and if you compete everything in the game you can unlock a special fourth door and there's a little secret behind it............ Well as you can see this is for a kids game quite big, now the way I explained it might not make it sound big but if you play it for yourself then you will see just how much stuff you can unlock from invincibly to stud multipliers all the way up to a unlockable that turn your lightsabers into just a cup........... I force you not its in the game, there's also a lot of neat little Easter eggs in the game like chairs that dance and play the original star wars theme to a room that well once again plays the classic tune in a electro type of fashion (Lucas arts sure likes there tunes) after collecting enough Minikits I have found that the best rating for the Depth of this game is 7 out of 10.

Really.......... really? Do I really have to talk about the Difficulty of a game that when you die you respawn where you died at (unless you jump off the edge of a level) well if I must then well Lego star wars has to be the easiest game I have ever played I mean there is no penalty for dying or killing your partner the only thing that does happen when you die you loss some of your studs that can be picked up after you respawn so the difficulty is a laugh and that's kind of all I have to say about how 'hard' this game is. So I was kind of iffy about rating this part but sense you can die I decided that I might as give the Difficulty a small rating of 1 out of 10.

So after a small handful of Legos and food jokes I can safely say that Lego Star Wars the Video Game has a title that tells you all that the game will be about which is great but it also tells you what age group it is meant for and that's not a bad thing per say but for gamers like me who is more based around a nice structured story and character development this game doesn't really stand out as anything but A GAME COMEPLETLY MADE OUT OF LEGOS HOW FLAPJACKIN COOL IS THAT ILL TELL YOU HOW COOL LIKE MR. FREEZE AND SUB ZERO MIXED TOGETHER COOL YA THAT COOL (I'm sure there could have been a Ice Cream joke there but I decided to be the better man and not tell it) ahem anyways Lego Star Wars is just the first in the many Lego games out there so get a copy of this game and play it and enjoy if for what it is a Sunday Funday game, with bricks, and apparently a lot of food jokes (give yourself a pat on the back if you know what Sunday Funday is)

OMG Deadman Wonderland, and id tell you where I learned that Mario kart had a online aspect but honestly I cant remember 0.0

Alright so its been a while but I decided that I was going to start back to doing video game reviews and to start that off I decided that I would do a review of the very first game on the very first system that I ever owned via bought it and that game is: Mario Kart Double Dash on the Nintendo GameCube (by the way is it spelled GameCube or Game Cube, oh well I'm just probably going to call it GCN most of the time anyways)

Like always the first thing to be talked about is the Graphics and HOT SLAM this game looks really good even for todays standards I'm not sure what it is but the GCN had the ability to make games look really good and a lot of games still look really good today. The thing that makes this game look really really good is that it has some bright colorful graphics and the worlds are greatly detailed kind of like Super Mario Sunshine (possible foreshadowing a future review), the character animations looks really nice and fluid and you could tell that Nintendo took time out to make this game great and that's nice because this was the first and I think only Mario Kart game on the lunchbox (don't quote me on that). One of my favorite areas in the game to go to just because of the fact that it showcases how well the game looks and the amount of detail that was put in is DK Mountain man does that place look good, but ya all of that gives the games Graphics a combined total of 9 out of 10.

And now is the Sound, well like most people who played this game as a kid over the years should know that the flippen title theme is a ear worm and WONT GET OUT OF MY HEAD. So ya the sound, mainly the music is really good I personally like the sound that plays when a area is being shown off before the race starts, but I also like the sound of some of the karts mainly the sound you can hear when you get the karts ready to go before the start of a race. Another sound that sounds nice is the sound of when you hit someone else's kart when you have the star power up it sounds PERFECT, I gave the sound a high rating because I know that a lot of songs are stuck in my head but I cant really say which song go to where, I know a simple YouTube search would hold all the answers but oh well. So what is the high rating I gave this game a 9 out of 10 that's what.

Next up to be told to the world is the Addictiveness of this game, well this game in the right hands can the addictiveness of the week (not sure if that made any sense........) but this game is a great game to play with a bunch of friends in one room. Mario Kart has always been a game (like Mario Party) that is best played as a party game rather then a solo game, but not saying the single player isn't fun it is but its best to have the company of other in the wake to really enjoy the true nature of this game. Here's some little trivia for all of ya out there you know how I said this game is a better multi player game then single player well this game originally had a online aspect to it Mario Kart was one of only 3 titles on the GameCube to support this kind of sorta awesomeness what's the other games to support online Kirby Air Ride and 1080 Avalanche, I have not played either one of them so don't expect a review of 'em. The online is still playable today I think you just need a LAN connection, its also fun to complete the world cups and get new characters or even try to get the best times in the time trial mode if you know your in to that kind of stuff. But ya that's the addictiveness of this game, oh and did I mention that its pretty addictive to hit someone in first place with a blue winged shell MAN that never gets old but anyways I give the Addictiveness a 7 out of 10.

There is no Story of this game NEXT (but what I want to know is how many Koopas they murdered to get all the green, red and blue shells that they have in the game 0.o)

Alrighty then so the Depth of this game this game isn't as deep as like any game ever made by Bethesda (horrible comparison) but for what Mario Kart is at its core A.K.A a racing game its pretty deep it doesn't have a high over arcing story line to offer so it can be short if your really good at racing games and like I said before its a racing game so in game there's not that much to explore but one thing that this game has that most racing game has is.......... a single player/multiplayer hybrid mode, ok this is hard to explain but ill try my best so this is where the title comes in to play (get it play haha I'm funny) Double Dash is the awesome part of this game. Mario Kart up to that point in time had only one kart race in one kart but is this game its two players per kart which means you can have two power ups at once kind of like Super Mario World which means that there is a endless combinations of items you can have from Mystery Boxes to Fire balls to HUGE CHAIN CHOMPS WHAT WRECK SPIT UP so ya there's many different things you can get it. And like I said before there's also a multi player aspect of it to as you can have another person with you that controls the other Karter, Kartist, or whatever the word would be for someone who rides/ drives in a kart, but anyways they can control the other kart person and you two can flip who drives and who uses the power ups with a push of a button. And like stated before (kind of sorta) there's a separate option to play a split screen multi player which has the basic modes like balloon pop, to split screen races, and a shine mode to see who can get and keep a shine sprite until a timer goes down. All in all this game is deep as a bottomless pit in its own right, and its rights gives it Depth rating a 8 out of 10

So how is Mario Karts Difficulty, is it as hard as F- Zero GX or as easy as driving around and taking in the sights of a GTA game well......... its kind of a bit of both really its hard on the harder difficulty, duh, but on the easier difficulties its really easy there isn't a lot of rubber banding (A.K.A the process of which a CPU keeps up on your tail to make the race a close one and not a cake walk, in which case the cake would be a lie) but there is some and its more noticeable on the higher difficulties but it can be a fairly easy game there isn't really any cheap attacks rather then of course the dreaded Blue Winged Shell and the Specials like the Chain Chomps that Chain and Chomp everything with in a hundred mile ratios of it and the moon but its a bit of a laid back game (but in a good way). And the controls arnt as cryptic so that's an even better thing so taking all that in consideration ill give the Difficulty a nice little 6 out of 10.

Whelp that's all she (or really he) wrote folks Mario Kart Double Dash is a great game that is enjoy as a single player or multi player game and is a joy just to look at this is the only Mario Kart game that I know of that has a two player per kart theme and its a shame because it works out so well and I hope Nintendo uses it again some day. But all in all Mario Kart Double Dash is a really fun game and any respectable GameCube or even Wii owner should own it to themselves and pick it up and play it, and then own it.

Divine Aurora : did you say something i was to busy staring at your background

Is it Darkness

you cant eat it but you think you can its round or you think it can be part of a problem or you think it is what am I

paper luigi : srry for not rating your review my connection is really wonky I need a new computer but hey I finally got around to it, oh and check out my newest review of Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance and your review is really good keep it up and you will be a star in no time

Mr. Zed : I thought we were only up to MK 9 I'm not sure they stopped numbering them after MK 3 so who knows what number we are on :/

Mr. Zed : I think that the series is going really good but well back then on the handed helds well not so much the newer games are really good so yea I like the newer ones better.

Ok so after going and powdering up Super Metroid I kind of well you know decided to switch it up and go and review a ok game to say the least so if you are wondering about what game I am reviewing it is I think its a Mario game oh wait it is Mortal Combat oh sorry its Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance for the Gameboy Advance I have no idea why they put a K in the title and not a C. So without anymore waiting lets get started.

Ok for the first thing that I will be Talking about is the Graphics, well they SUCK ok I know that this is a Gameboy Advance game but I don't care games like A Link to the past looked so much better then this game and I know that this game is a real 3D game and I really cant think of any 3D Gameboy Advance game that I have played but hey it really doesn't look that good and I really don't like how the blood looks just a bunch of square red blocks that got smashed down by a Gameboy Advance....... that's one heavy gameboy Advance, but that its not that pretty oh and if you go to the Krypt and find the "Goth Jax" its just a darker version of him, and because of that and some other graphical stuff like half of the characters models bodies being gone and for all of that I give it only a 4 out of 10 .

Next up is the Sound well I sounds ok its not that bad but hearing HAA and HUUUU all the time really does get just a little bit on my nerves but hey it fits and I will admit that it does sound really realistic for a Gameboy Advance game but it stills does get annoying hearing the same sounds over and over, and then I do some more of this review and over and over AGAIN, oh and one other thing you know how in the original Mortal Kombat trilogy when ever you hit some one like OH I don't know in the finger nail they spew out as much blood as if they were a hemophiliac but anyways you know how when the blood hits the ground there is a SpLaT sound well its not in this game which is weird because well it was in the other games, and I give it another 4 out if 10.

And next is the Addictiveness well the game is not the type of game that I find myself coming back to play this game heck I only played through this game about maybe 7 times but well that's not really that much because of the fact the game is REALLY short and of until really recently I had not played the game through and through ever sense I was about 11 and I'm 15 now so well its been a while so yea this is not a game that I say is a game that I will come back to anytime soon, BUT there is a redeeming factor in this game the Krypt and well it has things you can unlock but well most of them are nothing more then a different skin color for the characters you can play as or characters that you can play as but well its not really that important or fun because they are so EXPENSISE as monkeys but if you get them all you get a surprise guess what it is if you guessed nothing then you are so right. Oh and I give this part a 5 out of 10.

And now its time for the thing that makes a game good a story well....... it really has no story to talk about I can not remember what the story was about but it had something to do with shoa chon I think I spelled it wrong but hey its my review so what ever dude, so well yea hes back and has trying to take over earthrelam once again and its up to you and everyone else from MK 1-3 to stop him for the last time....... until MK8 that is great game you should get it. Oh yea back to this game well that's all I know and for that it gets a HUGE 2 out of 10 about average on my finals in school. Wow this is my shortest paragraph ever.

Now the Depth this game is about as deep as eating a month old gallon of milk it smells bad looks bad and when you reach into it all you found is a bunch of white chunky smelly stuff that someone could make a perverted joke out of, but yea it seems deep but its not theirs no story to give any lore on theirs no back story to the characters and there is no text, dialogue, or cut scenes to give you any reason to go back and look deep into it and yea there is scrolling text in the start of all the Star Wars or how ever you would say multiple wars but yea it was in the star of all the movies/games rocked (Well most of them that is) but yea three's no story to give any depth no characters ever say anything but screams and battle cries and the Fatalities are bout as fun to pull of as it would be to do in real life with your arms tied to your nose its not really interesting NOTHING is interesting in this game oh and three's no training mode and the game can be beat in less than an hour. AND SO FOR ALL OF THAT I GIVE IT A 2 out of 10.

Now Difficulty this game with the exception of the last to fighters is as hard as fighting a banana the first couple fighters wont even attack you the first one wont even move you can get at least four double flawless victories before you get hit at first I thought I was good at this game bur I was well really just fighting a stupid AI but yea this game is not really that high up on the HARDEST GAMES EVER heck this game makes games like Dark Souls and Demon Souls look like getting shot in the knee start crying pee yourself while you wear white pants and have your high school crush watch as it all happens, oh wait those games are that hard NEVERMIND but yea this game is REALLY REALLY RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY easy. And for that it only gets a 1 out of 10.

OK lets look back in the past the graphics suck the story sucks its really easy and really boring there is not that much to do in this game and its not as good as its other versions, well that sounds likes every handheld game EVER but yea this really is not a good game to get unless you like handheld game and so to not make this review go on any longer I will give the final score of this game it is a really good score of 4.8 out of 10 . And well that is all folks if you like handhold's pick up Mortal Komat Deadly Alliance if not then get the gamecube version so you'll know the drill rate and comment.

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Thank you very much this review is one that I know that I really enjoy I will keep on doing reviews I done a test run review of Resident evil before hand to see if I might go on its not as organised  as this review but its ok you should check it out if you want too.

OMG Luigi said my review was great I, have no idea what to say but, WHERE WERE YOU during Super Mario Sunshine? But yea I guess the graphics now are not the best but yea thx for your ideas ;b

PixelBrick :   thanks this is really one of my favorite games ever but I don't know if it works properly on vizzed after the second boss fight the save stations might not work because it doesn't work for me but I do suggest that you do try out the game its REALLY FUN.

If you could not already tell by the title I think that this game is perfect this game does so many things right and very little if not anything wrong this is my review of Super Metroid for the SNES.

First off I will start with the Graphics the graphics in this game is epic it looked great back then and it still looks great today the world is so detailed there is so much stuff put into this world to really pulls up into the world and it makes you feel hopeless and isolated and lonely all the things that people love about metroid Samus herself looks Fantastic it would soon become what she looks like through out metroid Prime another fantastic part in the series but that's another review in it of its own but in the end I have not seen another game that has aged so well then Super Metroid. So I give the graphics in this game a 10 out of 10.

Next up is the Sound the sound in this game is really good the music is really great the sound that samus's arm cannon makes is great the sound of everything is great once again the sound really pulls you into the game from the sound of the item aquireation to the sound of a planet exploding (possible foreshadowing?) this is what makes retro games so fun to play the music and the sound effects. Oh and it also gets a 10 out of 10.

Next up to the chopping block is the Addictiveness the addictiveness of this game is great you start off as a Samus Aarans who only has a arm cannon and gradually find more and more upgrades and they are really fun to find and use plus the creator's of this game made sure that you could sequence break and get new upgrades early on they done this so that veteran players could have some more fun getting stuff early on and even first timers will have a lot of fun just exploring around. And for that the addictiveness gets a perfect 10 out of 10.

Now for the story I really have no idea what to rank it, it is perfect for metroid standard's but not really that good for a story but on the other hand the story is really good once again for metroid standard's but the story is that Samaus after the Return of Samus has given the Galactic Federation the baby metroid, But Ridley has other plans and steals the baby and takes it to plant Zebus and it is up to samus to stop him...... again..... for like the fourth time...... but after that there is really no story the game was made to just explore and have fun so I really have no idea what to score up but you know what give it a score of what ever you want. It gets a     out of 10.

And not its time to go into the Depths of the game, the game is really really really deep the game offers a lot to do and it can take you along time to beat the game the game can be beaten in under an hour if you know all the shortcuts but if you are a first timer you are look at bout 10 to 12 hours of game play if not more if you are look to a hundred percent complete the game but in terms of things the game will give you its early arthritis because the game is so fun you will be playing it for hours just trying to find every little thing in the whole game. And for that I give it the deepest 10 out of 10 ever XD.

And now the Difficulty the difficulty of the game can be high at time but only because of the fact that you might not know where to go but hey that's ok we were all like that at one time or another the game does have a map and it does give you the location of were to go next but it doesn't tell you how to get there or if you can get there yet or not, the controls of the game are as simple as ever there are no button combinations there are no odd button mapping heck you can change the buttons to what ever you want them to be so no complaining about the controls oh and you have to use a d pad which is not as bad as Other M but yea. And so the Difficulty get a gigantic 7 out of 10.

And now it is time for the last part of this review and it is Overall, overall this is a epic game this game does so many things right this game has made it into the books of video game history and you know what it should be this game has changed how video games are made and in MY opinion no there game in the history of time has every had such a  big impact in all of my life at that is because this game is made in the right time in the right era and on the right system take that Sony and Microsoft but........ that's not what we are talking about and so now it is time to give the rating of this game all around at that is a magnificent over 900 out of 10!!!!!!!!!!!

Well that's my review of Super Metroid a really Super Game on the one the only Super Nintendo so do me a big favor and pick up a copy of this game on vizzed or on the Wii shop or heck even get a SNES and some find a copy of this expensive game I don't care how you find it and play it just well find it and play it and also do me a favor and rate my review I wanna see if I should do more reviews or not so hit the like button................ wait I'm not on youtube......................bye?