mr.keys : I can honestly say I have never run into a pole. Which I'm glad for, but I don't have stories like that to tell, sadly.

Mobouis1 : Moral of this story? Sports are bad for you, shanks. But no seriously one time in PE we had to play soccer, almost broke my shuck ankle. WELP.

molepr9: WELL. At least you got away with it. UwU

Mr_Ronok : I wish I could climb trees. Too bad I have the upper-body strength of a freaking Tenda.

PoorSmeagol83 : That last one scared me before you said what the ATM did. Ahh.

TheNameWithNoNumbers : I feel ya there. I've done a lot of stupid stuff though and I'm only a year older.

mr.pace : Actually that sounds pretty AWESOME

MrKeepIt2Real33 : Police always show up at the worst times. You could do something in the middle of nowhere and one would descend from the sky or something.

ThermalSilent : How do you even accomplish getting on said bike?

Snowdeath : A winner is you! And yes, it is. The Wicked Blade. AKA That annoying GUILT with the five patient operation.

Didowe : I've tried to play that game, but my computer is awful. I can relate via Trauma Center, though. IF I'D HAVE JUST SUTURED THAT ONE WOUND....! Also, Claus.



thenumberone : I used to do that with my bros down a 1 flighter in a toy-box lid. Never ended badly. But, I can see how it might in spiral stairs. o^o



Snowdeath : I once jumped off a dresser. I told my sister not to try to catch me, but she did anyway, and she caught the lower half of my legs, which honestly wouldn't have mattered had the rest of my body not tumbled to the floor, bending my arm all the way back and SNAPPING MY ELBOW.



YoungGame : I was really dumb, too. But, we all were. What's great is that we're all alive now....
to make even more stupid mistakes!



billythekidmonster : Heheheh, next time we go to Utah I need to try that with my Grandparent's cabin. I don't like those people.....
.....
YOU HEARD NOTHING!

billythekidmonster : Oooh, fun. But I can't say I've ever done something pertaining to that. Wow.

KlawedFlaw : I know what being fragile feels like. In July, I rolled off a bed not even two feet off the ground, was wrapped in a blanket, landed on carpet, and broke my collar bone. Fun times. -Pic Attached.-

jamie598 : Literature classes? I got a D in English on my report card this first half-semester, but it wasn't what I DID do, it was what I DIDN'T do. I'm a lazy sack, and instead of paying attention, I draw. And draw. And draw.

Eddy88 : How would you even wind up in sand in the first place on a bike?






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KlawedFlaw : Seriously? I did that once with my finger. Talk about scary.

seanne : ....Wow. I do that sometimes even now, but I use an umbrella and it feels strange when I fall.

Self explanatory. No need to go completely in depth, as I know some of you will. Just summarize, okay? So, lets hear the dumbest thing you've ever done!

Just today, my bros and I were running around in the backyard hitting a basketball around with a bunch of baseball bats. I went to hit the ball, missed drastically, and guess what? The bat hit my foot. Hard. And for a long time afterwards, I couldn't walk right. Numb foot was numb. I was stumbling over and everything. It wasn't broken though, thank Gyiyg.

InsaneCultist : That's more like it. Although, instead of monkeys, you should have Mr. Saturns. They're more efficient. Anyway, I'd help with this search, but honestly, I don't know the first thing about any of the games mentioned so far in this thread... yea. Also, you get an A. Not sure how that happened. But, I'll let it slide this time 'round.

-Pommy

Thought about that English class assignment I didn't do.

Oh, Cultist, if I've said it once I've said it too many times for Claus to count on his one arm. You're gonna get yourself banned eventually, and no one wants that to happen. I know what you always say, but, try not to be TOO sarcastic and/or insulting. I....sound like a teacher don't I.

Maybe they were like you, and didn't feel like doing the extra clicks required for a search?

Alright, lets see what I can cover in this ONE reply.

1. I already know you, bud. Stop trying to hide that. Take a look at the referral section on your profile. That said, I got to know you way better than I already do.
2. Everything in that second section is so absolutely true as it IS a great pleasure to know you. Seriously, you are hilarious.
3. Lets see, everything in that EB section is also true. It appeals to me in some kind of emotional way NO ONE can describe. What other game can do that, I wonder.
4. It's Derek "Stiles."
5. That game WAS hard. I found myself consulting my bro, who happens to be VERY GOOD at video games, a number of times. We beat it successfully after a few days.
6. Hell, I just like the GUILT strain's name.
7. This section was one in particular I laughed at. You said Jazz? My state is pretty much all about that. Although that statement about rap was effing awesome. I love you. Seriously.
8. I think I'd have to have quite an attention span to notice you spelled "Professor" like you did. Thumbs up for that.
9. I was the one who had to convince you to finish Bomberman Hero. With Gossik star. Good luck on your TSA quest.
10. I love how you're playing idiot here. YOU changed my personality, YOU are said Cave Story person, and YOU are just awesome.
11. Yes, Google. I don't use it as much as I used to, mainly just for sprites and homework answers. TRUST.
12. That PK Fire joke was an inside one between me and Deanna, so I'm glad you took the time to mention it. Yay!
13. I HAD to explain the damn Mushroom Badge joke or else no one would've gotten it. I bet you were one of those people, Mr. Waiting for cave story. Efffff, its surprising I still haven't told you the whole storyline.
14. Sarcasm is the best, though it's also hard to detect over the Internet. Wow, Internet.
15. I kinda want you to say more. YOU ARE HILARIOUS AND AWESOME AND I CAN'T SAY ENOUGH ABOUT CHA.

All in all, that post went in depth enough to explain a lot of the things I said. It didn't spoil too much, too! The one thing I didn't see you cover was the games you HAVEN'T played that were mentioned. So you didn't cover my entire post. I have to critique you or else you won't straighten up. But you're good enough already. FLATTERING, OH MY.

The randomness of it is what makes it unique to me! Anyone else could type an introduction saying a lot of the things I did, but it would be nothing like mine, because personality. And because that is so difficult to detect via Internet, I use randomness and sarcasm to convey it.

Alright! Thanks guys, I'm sure I'll be here for a while. A loooonnnng while. ^-^

Well my friend and I were playing patty cake in Math class today, and instead of saying the words, we made them up as we went. I got to "poke him, and trip him, and tie him to a tree!" And we both stopped and laughed for a full five minutes.

Okay! Since I'm here, why not. I'm Kyriaki, but if you're too much of a lazy sack to spell that right you can just call me Pommy. Simple, right? Anyway..... Lets see what I need to cover in this one thread.

My favorite game is EarthBound. And you better believe I've played it. Just up until Winters before I lost it, though...
Also, you, you, and you, go play Trauma Center. Seriously. That game is awesome.
My favorite song is Romeo and Cinderella. Look that up, and I'll meet you at some convenience store to do a Glee style dance sequence.
I sound nothing like this in real life. In truth, I'm quite the introvert.
Speaking of..er...like that, ever played Professor Layton? That's right, you smart people. I love those games too.
Bomberman. He's cuter than Saix Puppy. I stand firmly by my opinion.
Does this constant pressing the enter key for new sentences count as spam? I mean, none of these stay on topic with the one above it...
I know who to blame for changing my personality to one like this.
This has gone from me telling about myself to just writing my thoughts...
I've been referred to art class at school, but I want to keep drawing in my EarthBound-y style. I like it.
Hm...EarthBound.....my favorite character is either Claus or Loid. It used to be Fuel. I bet he's saddened.
Kyriaki means Sunday. It's Greek. Google that.
This is about to get out of hand, I'm thinking to much at once.
PK Fire tends to get out of hand, too. That's why it's not allowed at Ninten's parties.
Ninten plans the best par- OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH...
No, wait, I wanna keep going.
Cave Story. JUST FREAKING PLAY IT ALREADY. You know who you are.
Blinx the Time Sweeper. Anyone ever played that? Love it.
Billy Hatcher, too. Forgotten Gamecube title...
Okay, I think I'm done. Yea, I'm done.

If you made it this far, you get a trophy.
Obtained the •Mushroom Badge!•

(Only Cave Story fans will understand why that's funny.
Okay, fine. It's funny because the Mushroom Badge item is completely useless, but you have to obtain it!)