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Ok... true story... So there's this guy whose wife bought a really annoying little dog. The guy always teases the dog by putting something in front of its mouth to chew on then taking it away and making the dog chase after it. One day he's getting out of the shower and there's the dog. nothing else is around so he reaches between his legs and starts shaking his manhood. Long story short this was the time he lost keepaway and he needed stitches but refused to tell the nurse at the emergency room what was wrong and finally when she got him to tell she burst out laughing got him in to see a doctor and went around telling all the other nurses and later when his wife came to find our=t what happened he wouldn't tell her but a nurse whispered in her ear just what part of him had been hurt and the wife just slapped him and drove off.
Ok... true story... So there's this guy whose wife bought a really annoying little dog. The guy always teases the dog by putting something in front of its mouth to chew on then taking it away and making the dog chase after it. One day he's getting out of the shower and there's the dog. nothing else is around so he reaches between his legs and starts shaking his manhood. Long story short this was the time he lost keepaway and he needed stitches but refused to tell the nurse at the emergency room what was wrong and finally when she got him to tell she burst out laughing got him in to see a doctor and went around telling all the other nurses and later when his wife came to find our=t what happened he wouldn't tell her but a nurse whispered in her ear just what part of him had been hurt and the wife just slapped him and drove off.
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