Easter is going to be a lunch with the family, which will include candy/chocolate that will make my stomach hurt. I'm also going to eat the Easter rabbit. (Actually no.) There is no religion involved, really.

When them telemarketers call, and I unfortunately pick up the phone, I just usually troll them. And then feel bad about it because they are people doing their work so they can feed their children or them selves and I'm just here, stressing them out and making them miserable and stuff.

I will do it again anyway.

It didn't work!? But I checked mys- Yes, must have been a hoax. Mind if I step out for a minute?

Are you aware that one of your muffins was poisoned? How I got that information is irrelevant.

So I guess that means you don't just like muffins, you are addicted to them?

(Someone else could ask something so I won't be alone with this apparent muffin junkie)

I had my sarcasm detector turned on on your previous post, it burst into flames. Will you buy me a new one?

Do you doubt the origins of the meat you eat these days?

It didn't rain or snow on the whole winter, and now that spring is coming, it's doing just that. I want my Summer.

I don't feel like buying one of those MLP toys from Hasbro, but I would really love to have my hands on a plushie. Fluttershy plushie.

I would choose and chose drinking: I can't stand smoke, it's like someone is spamming Smokescreen on me.

I don't usually do it in an online conversation, but in the "outside world", if not near my family, I become Sir Swear-a-Lot, and so do my friends. I don't know why I do it, but it mostly gives more punch to jokes.

Basically, me and my friends are really mature.

GameBoy1023 : I guess I'll stop replying to you. Now.

GameBoy1023 : So you are saying I can't reply to people? Then why is there a reply button? Or do I have to wait for someone else to say something before I can reply to someone?

Beastmode64 : I read the whole Help Center from Top to Bottom, Left to Right, in every dimension. So yes, I think I'm ready.

GameBoy1023 : I'm not going to accuse of anything, so don't get me wrong, but maybe it's the struggling part that prevents you from being a trusted member? I don't know. EDIT: Maybe a bit of grammar as well.

james44028 : Thanks for the offer, I will keep it in mind.

Can I ask you the same questions that show up in my homework, so I don't have to struggle with the answer ? (Not actually going to do that, btw)

earthwarrior : Thanks for pointing that out. And it was a fast reply, too! (or I'm just used to slow forums. Don't know)

Hi! I'm Scohui, but if it troubles you somehow just call me Sco. I came across this site by performing Google Magic, but don't tell your local authorities about it because it's illegal to perform any sort of witchcraft.

Things I'd like to point out:
-I'm a brony, but if you don't like it I promise not to shove ponies on your face.
-I'm a gamer (bet you couldn't tell) I'm mostly into First-Person Shooters, but I can play any type of game (maybe an exception or 2)
-English is not my natural language, which may result in some grammatical errors. ( I just typed "grammatical" with just one "m")
-I'll save other info for my profile.

Also, while this question is not meant for this place, I have to ask: Talking in the chat room costs 1 or 2 Viz per minute? Because in the Help Center, under Chat Room, it says 1 Viz, but under Viz, it says it costs 2 Viz. (I know it's not a serious problem, since Viz can be obtained easily, but a problem is a problem, right?)

I guess I'm well introduced.