By no means is this an original idea, but I think it could be something on this forum.

Ban the person above you.

Rules are:

1. When posting you must ban the person above you and give a reason

2. No double posting (banning yourself)*

3. You must still obey forum rules (no flaming, spamming, etc.)

4. Have fun

*Banning yourself may be acceptable in cases of epic failure. Note that by banning yourself, you are subject to being laughed at and severe taunting in light of your epic fail.

Sample:

I ban you for posting on May 10th, 2012

...Now get banning!

Today I learned that I got banned off of my old forum for excessive spamming, zombie threads, and trolling. Why it took the moderators 2 years to notice is completely beyond me (another regular poster suggested that they were sitting back and eating popcorn), but it's done now, so...
Zombie time!!!
Just kidding. I'll be good...for now...

The last awesome dream I had? I was an old, forgotten shoe in some fat guy's closet. Why do I consider it awesome?
1. He never wore me, so I had no reason to worry about his stinky feet.
2. There was a possessed stereo that would protect me from his vision whenever he opened the closet, and
3. It's so WTF it's awesome!

I personally don't have an optimistic view of the future. Eventually we might reach utopian or dystopian, and/or some kind of evolutionary transcendence, but in the end, it's all going to end anyway. It has to; everything does.

"The"
...I mean it gets used all the time, no matter what you say.

...See?!

Recently, after I made my cousin's 3yo daughter, named Paige, laugh hysterically.

Paige: "You're funny."
Me: "Really? I thought I was boring."
Paige: "You mean like trash cans?"

chaoszach : Nice.
What do you call a blond with half a brain?

...Gifted!

Thought I'd start this thread.
Well, it's here now, so... Discuss... Or something...

Anyone visit Newgrounds.com much? There's loads of excellent (and mostly American-There's a major difference between American and UK) Dubstep in the Audio Portal. For people new to Dubstep (or veterans, for that matter), I highly recommend "Blacklight" by NightKilla:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/ 455787

Another one for Dub-Nuts I would suggest is "Ashes" by hanorotu. Totally glitchy; totally trippy.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/ 477149

I'm rather new to this scene, growing up on a diet of Megadeth and Nirvana, but jeez, this stuff is just sick!!
Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this, but anyone else consider this sound a potential style for Nine Inch Nails to return to grace? I've listened to NIÈ's new stuff, and--wrong as I think it is for me to say--Trent Reznor sucks sober.

AztheDestroyer : Hey, I know what you mean. I don't really know if I have a favorite book. What kind of books do you read?

Glad to see that newbies aren't just here once in a blue moon. I'm kind of new to this, too.

...Hey, I'm curious. Which Final Fantasy games are your favorites? No, I won't take "All of them" for an answer. :-P

Welcome! I'm also a nOob; at least to the forums, anyway.
Anyone who's an EB nut (or a nut-to-be) is a friend of mine.
As I always say: "Fuzzy pickles will never die! They'll just get, uh, fuzzier..."

Davideo7 : Alright, so I liked vizzed on Facebook and subscribed on YouTube. I'm not sure how to "friend" the youtube account, though, maybe because of the readjustments they did.
So...
Definitely the 200 for Facebook (username ness7281992)
I guess 300 for the youtube subscription (also ness7281992)

Jordanv78 :
Definitely liking the Genesis/32X collection. I grew up playing it more than any other console (you would not believe the time I wasted on Sonic & Knuckles; that one special stage was evil), but don't have one anymore. I wish this place had Sega CD titles on it, though. I miss Sonic CD, and I really miss Lunar 1 and 2.
You know what else I think would be neat, though? If Vizzed had the A52 and A78 games on here. I'm completely unfamiliar with these two consoles, except that the A52 sticks suck other sticks.

Alright, so...
I've been using the Game Room for some time now, but I guess I might as well try out these forums.
Yes, I'm pretty much a nOob when it comes to these kinds of things. So much so that I used to call myself a N0()B. Embarrassing... I've done a little bit of posting on other sites, but it's all been rather minimal.
Anyway, I'm a 19yo who finally moved out of my parents' house about 6 months ago. I don't exactly know where to go career-wise, but I'm rather seriously considering sound engineering/mixing. I'm currently in college, but am simply doing basic required classes at this point.
Favorite games are, for the most part, a little on the old side for my age, including, but not limited to:
Atari 2600's Adventure
Intellivision's Night Stalker
The Guardian Legend (my favorite NES game)
Final Fantasy (my second-favorite NES game)
Phantasy Star (If only Sega used the FM synthesis in the US and EUR versions!)
Phantasy Star IV
Sonic 1-3 and Sonic & Knuckles
Shining Force 1&2
Shinobi III
Streets of Rage II
Gunstar Heroes
ToeJam & Earl 1 and 2
Knuckles' Chaotix (Under-appreciated, I tell you! Under-appreciated!)
Lunar 1 and 2
Earthworm Jim (Sega CD version)
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (DX or normal, I don't really care)
Final Fantasy Adventure
Earthbound (I ain't Ness7281992 for nothin'!)
Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past (the first game I ever bought)
Super Mario World
Live A Live (Why didn't they do a US release? Why?!)
Kirby Super Star
Final Fantasy V (The Super Famicom translation, specifically. The music, to me, sounds the best in this version)
Super Metroid
Chrono Trigger
Star Wars Tie Fighter CD
Star Wars Dark Forces
DOOM II
Wolfenstein 3D (PC version, not the SNES thing)
Spear Of Destiny
Commander Keen series
Duke Nukem II
Space Quest Series (3 being my favorite)
Echelon (a beloved underdog PC game)
...And I should probably stop about here.

My favorite music is, for the most part, thrash metal (Metallica and Megadeth; I'm not picking sides), some Metalcore (As I Lay Dying, All that Remains), Avant-Garde Metal (An Endless Sporadic, Buckethead), Funk Metal (Rage Against The Machine, Praxis) and Seattle Sound/Grunge (Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Meat Puppets).

Books are mostly innovative Sci-Fi (Rendezvous With Rama, Dune, Childhood's End, Ender's Game, Flatland) with the exception of Harry Potter. And I hate Twilight.

In short... Hi.