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07-29-14 01:40 PM
| ID: 1059911 | 10 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


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CP: 219.4
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Illsinge. Sounds like a pretty close call with a flamethrower.
Illsinge. Sounds like a pretty close call with a flamethrower.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 01:38 PM
| ID: 1059909 | 36 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


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CP: 219.4
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?                                                                                          Gifted!

And an old stoner joke:
How many pizzas does it take to change a light bulb?                                                                           I don't know, man, but they were good pizzas.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?                                                                                          Gifted!

And an old stoner joke:
How many pizzas does it take to change a light bulb?                                                                           I don't know, man, but they were good pizzas.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 01:31 PM
| ID: 1059906 | 30 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Granted, but you break the game, and are forced to wander eternally through Moonside (or rather, act really weird in a bar in Fourside).

I wish I had Saturn Bomberman.
Granted, but you break the game, and are forced to wander eternally through Moonside (or rather, act really weird in a bar in Fourside).

I wish I had Saturn Bomberman.
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Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 01:29 PM
| ID: 1059905 | 27 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 392/435
POST EXP: 12092
LVL EXP: 666600
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Sky dive. If I'm gonna give my life to gravity, I'd rather go all the way.

Would you rather eat a cold burger or a cold burrito?
Sky dive. If I'm gonna give my life to gravity, I'd rather go all the way.

Would you rather eat a cold burger or a cold burrito?
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 01:26 PM
| ID: 1059904 | 18 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 391/435
POST EXP: 12092
LVL EXP: 666600
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

All happy thoughts I had of Pikachu as a child have now been decimated by this demon. 2/10.
All happy thoughts I had of Pikachu as a child have now been decimated by this demon. 2/10.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 01:24 PM
| ID: 1059902 | 27 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 390/435
POST EXP: 12092
LVL EXP: 666600
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

The dragonborn, a Nascar driver, noticed the sticky notes on the laundry hamper, but ignored it and played Call of Duty anyway.

Fascinate, Burrito, Contemplation, Bombs, Zoidberg
The dragonborn, a Nascar driver, noticed the sticky notes on the laundry hamper, but ignored it and played Call of Duty anyway.

Fascinate, Burrito, Contemplation, Bombs, Zoidberg
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 01:20 PM
| ID: 1059898 | 23 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 389/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Thingness17281992.

Pretty meh, but with a username like mine, what's to be expected?

*looks with great anticipation at the next guy to post*
Thingness17281992.

Pretty meh, but with a username like mine, what's to be expected?

*looks with great anticipation at the next guy to post*
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 01:18 PM
| ID: 1059897 | 29 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 388/435
POST EXP: 12092
LVL EXP: 666600
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

He stalks you with his creepy voice haunting your every dream, until finally, you jump off a cliff.

You are dead.

I am playing Minecraft at a friend's place.
He stalks you with his creepy voice haunting your every dream, until finally, you jump off a cliff.

You are dead.

I am playing Minecraft at a friend's place.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 12:51 PM
| ID: 1059882 | 6 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 387/435
POST EXP: 12092
LVL EXP: 666600
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Quick! I need a quick reply!
Quick! I need a quick reply!
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Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
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07-29-14 12:50 PM
| ID: 1059881 | 23 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 386/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Wrong. If God exists, who, then, made God? (FYI, I'm not an evolutionist, nor am I a creationist)

I have a cell phone.
Wrong. If God exists, who, then, made God? (FYI, I'm not an evolutionist, nor am I a creationist)

I have a cell phone.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 12:48 PM
| ID: 1059879 | 44 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 385/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Not true. I saw the first 10 minutes. I was hanging out at a friend's. I watched it while his sister was, until Jonathan got off the phone.

I ban the next user for yelling out loud at his/her cell phone... at a library.
Not true. I saw the first 10 minutes. I was hanging out at a friend's. I watched it while his sister was, until Jonathan got off the phone.

I ban the next user for yelling out loud at his/her cell phone... at a library.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-29-14 12:45 PM
| ID: 1059877 | 20 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 384/435
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LVL EXP: 666600
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Clifton123? Ha, so bad at learning your numbers, you have to count with your fingers every time you log in!
Clifton123? Ha, so bad at learning your numbers, you have to count with your fingers every time you log in!
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Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:52 PM
| ID: 1059163 | 33 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 383/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

It should be 'an' instead of I'.

Here's an obvious one:
"Teh quick broawn fos jumpoed over the laxy doh."

Behold the abomination I have spawned forth from my really bad speed typing!
It should be 'an' instead of I'.

Here's an obvious one:
"Teh quick broawn fos jumpoed over the laxy doh."

Behold the abomination I have spawned forth from my really bad speed typing!
Member
I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:46 PM
| ID: 1059160 | 14 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 382/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

You fall. On 12 children. Hard.

I am typing a reply in this thread.
You fall. On 12 children. Hard.

I am typing a reply in this thread.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:45 PM
| ID: 1059159 | 13 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 381/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

I close this thread because there aren't any love poems dedicated to pizza.
I close this thread because there aren't any love poems dedicated to pizza.
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Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:43 PM
| ID: 1059158 | 16 Words

Ness7281992
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POSTS: 380/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

I palfitonkly leaped into bed last night.

rablefastnark: the act of yodeling like a boss... underwater.
I palfitonkly leaped into bed last night.

rablefastnark: the act of yodeling like a boss... underwater.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:41 PM
| ID: 1059154 | 25 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

I always get weird looks at the library when I do this.

freasdedoiulkynmikuwxd vcnp;9o cvbe4d5sf

... Terrible. I have brought shame to my family. :-)
I always get weird looks at the library when I do this.

freasdedoiulkynmikuwxd vcnp;9o cvbe4d5sf

... Terrible. I have brought shame to my family. :-)
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:38 PM
| ID: 1059151 | 27 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 378/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

One day there were two fish with three eyes who really don't think the children should know what you mean by sixty-nine.

Twerp, Jerkwad, Meathead, Idiot, Weirdo.
One day there were two fish with three eyes who really don't think the children should know what you mean by sixty-nine.

Twerp, Jerkwad, Meathead, Idiot, Weirdo.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:36 PM
| ID: 1059148 | 38 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 377/435
POST EXP: 12092
LVL EXP: 666600
CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

Thanks for planning ahead for me, but I still had to order 13 pizzas and a statue of a German Shorthair.

I don't need the statue, so I give the next person the statue of a German Shorthair.
Thanks for planning ahead for me, but I still had to order 13 pizzas and a statue of a German Shorthair.

I don't need the statue, so I give the next person the statue of a German Shorthair.
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

07-28-14 03:33 PM
| ID: 1059146 | 24 Words

Ness7281992
Level: 46


POSTS: 376/435
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CP: 219.4
VIZ: 802

What the hell?! I did this sort of a thread like 2 years ago, and nobody picked up on it.
Well, anyway, here's mine:
What the hell?! I did this sort of a thread like 2 years ago, and nobody picked up on it.
Well, anyway, here's mine:
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I AM CORNHOLIO!


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 12-09-10
Location: Meridian, Idaho, US friggin' A.
Last Post: 3653 days
Last Active: 271 days

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