I have done that before, but only in my own house, when I know the floor is clean. Most of the time I just throw it away. I am a bit of a germaphobe.

Never have I ever shaved my head.

I have. They once had to shave part of my head because I got injured there when I was a kid, so in order to not have a ridiculous bald spot I had the rest shaven off as well. Thankfully it grows back fairly quickly :3

Never have I ever stolen something before

I have. I stole a book from the classroom in first grade, then felt guilty about it for the next year and a half, and worried I would get caught lol.

Never have I ever played any kind of card game at a casino.

I played Twenty One or Blackjack in a casino once. I was there with a couple friends and we all agreed to play a couple games in there. I want to say I'm good at blackjack but I'm probably just lucky.

Never have I ever taken the wrong medicine by accident

I haven't, but I did drink creamer once, thinking it was milk.

Never have I ever eaten vegemite.

He just smiled, and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

Really though, I haven't. Not particularly interested, either. I hear the stuff's nasty.


Never have I ever been to the hospital for an injury.

I have on a few occasions. Most of them were relatively minor though. The worst so far was probably my dislocated shoulder that needed an MRI amongst some other scans. I'm hoping to stay relatively healthy like this, I hate going to the hospital. Even if it's just for a visit.

Never have I ever sneezed and farted at the same time.

I think I have actually done that before. I think thats all that needs to be said.

Never have I ever played a persona game.

I've played Persona 5 actually. I absolutely loved it!

Never have I ever played a Call of Duty game.

I have. I used to come over to one of my friends' houses quite often and he was a big call of duty fanatic. I mostly played it while messing around instead of trying to win though.

Never have I ever been on a mechanical bull.

That is true, I have never even seen one in real life before I have only seen them in movies or on shows. XD

Never have I ever played a pokemon game.

Who hurt you?

I've played lots of Pokemon games.


Never have I ever tried lobster.

I'm literally from the northeast. It would be a sin not to eat lobster.

Never have I ever been to Disneyland.

You are almost wrong. I had the chance to but my then girlfriend in San Diego called it off before the day I return back to Oklahoma... things just went sour then

Never have I ever ate lobster

I never tried lobster before, and to be honest other than shrimp I'm not a big fan of seafood to begin with.

Never have I ever been in a car accident.

I've been in 4 actually one I was too little to remember the next one was actually pretty bad so that's always fun xD the one after that my grandma didn't even realize she hit someone even tho it moved us forward and then the last one we got stopped but the car slid into us cause it was the first day of snow.

Edit: Oops I kinda forgot why I was talking about this in the first place never have I ever drank.

That's about as wrong as it could be. I've actually once drunk so much that I ended up in the ER.

Never have I ever sweared at my mother

Pfffft you don’t know me. Everyone swears at family at one point, I’m just the exception because I’m classy and above the cut


Never have I ever drowned in a tub

Nope, I have not drowned in a tub either. I did come close once when I was really young.

Never have I ever had lobster.

zanderlex : That's true! I don't like the way seafood smells, and I don't remember if there was a time that I tried any. Someday I probably will, but it will likely be at college because my family is the same way as me. XD

Never have I ever popped a balloon with my head.

I have, why because I'm the kind of person who does weird things to see how people will react, granted I did it in an improv class so it was kind of warranted in a way lol. But I got to scare multiple people in the audience so I'm happy with what I did.

Never have I ever made a collection of trinkets based off on 1 specific animal or fictional character

I have never done that. I used to be more obsessed with animals when I was younger.

Never have I ever popped a balloon really close to one of my friends... on purpose.

Uhhhh... unless water balloons count, no. Don't really find myself near balloons generally...

Never have I ever traveled by train.

Actually haven't. Aren't even any trains anywhere near me.

Never have I ever made a game I was proud of.

I've never made a game no. I don't think I have the brain capacity to understand the coding and everything that goes into it. I'd like to maybe eventually try it but for now I think I'm good playing other people's games.

Never have I ever slept outside on the ground

Untrue. I've taken plenty of grass naps, and I've slept on the beach a few times too. When nobody's around it's very peaceful.

Never have I ever fallen to the ground for no reason.

I have. I don't know I think my balance isnt 100% perfect because sometimes I subconsciously move to the right when walking which often pushes people off the sidewalk lmao

but I've had occasions where it made me lose my footing and fall.


Never have I ever broken a window.

Wrong, I've intentionally done so, too. We were tearing down a section of our house because it was ugly, and putting a deck in, instead. Because it was going anyway, I decided to destroy all the windows (plate glass) that were going to get removed, and use a shop-vac to clean up the debris.

Never have I ever confessed my love to a stripper.

Well... I've met strippers before but I've certainly never confessed my love to them... so no. Unless one of my exes was hiding a major secret.

Never have I ever binged a whole season of a show in one sitting.

Yeah I have countless of times haha.
The last one I can recall was the entirety of Tokyo Ghoul season 1 and then the next day the entirety of season 2. I don't know why but after getting interested in it through a friend I just kept watching and before I knew it I reached the end. People who've done this will know that feeling of not seeing the next episode button and suddenly realizing they spent like 6 or more hours watching this s***. It's pretty fun though in some weird masochistic way.

I do want to try binging something with a friend sometime, think it'd be a little easier to have someone to laugh with during.

Never have I ever stepped on a loose shoelace and it undid the knot.

i never had xbox 1 or playstation 3 or 4.
i wish i had all of the resident evil games and movies and all of final fantasy games too. i wish i had all of kingdom hearts games and redownload final fantasy dissisa or kingdom hearts union x again as well.

...nope, I've never really stepped on my shoelaces. I'm pretty uptight about keeping mine super tied up so there's usually not enough room for them to be hitting the ground in the first place. In a worst case scenario where they get untied and I just am in a rush and can't spare the time to tie them at that moment in time, I'll just shove them into my shoe. It's uncomfortable but ten times better than tripping.

Never have I ever listened to the same song on repeat more than five times.

I have, I do it all the time. It's a bad cycle of finding a song I really like, listening to it non stop that day, adding it to a playlist and never touching it again. I could have probably enjoyed that song for such a long time but I chose to burn myself out from listening to it in one day.

Never have I ever unplugged someones charger in order to charge my own stuff

I've never done that I don't think it seems like a pretty jerkish move so I can't see me doing that. xD

Never have I ever been in a relationship for three years.

It's like literally around the 3 year mark and I'm not sure if it's right under or over but I'll say it's close enough. Now how much of that was happy and healthy is a different question lmao but glad to be out of it and maybe eventually move on to something and someone better.

Never have I ever fallen down the stairs

I have fallen down the stairs a few times in my life but it never was that painful from what I remember.

Never have I ever done parkour.

Nope, I can barely rub let alone do parkour.

Never have I ever eaten salmon.

I have yeah. Salmon is amazing. It's by large and far (is that how the expression goes? genuinely curious lmao) my favorite fish out there. Has to be prepared really well though and needs the right amount of seasoning for it to really shine. But a good salmon beats any fish on the market by far.

Not in the form of a salmon cake or pie or patty like
SonicOlmstead : eats

Never have I ever touched a wild squirrel.

No, I don't think I've ever done that, and I don't think a wild squirrel has ever touched me, and I'm pretty sure not having done both is pretty good.

Never have I ever been in a car accident.

No I've been in like 6 or 7 at this point I can't even keep track and some of them have actually been pretty bad.

Never have I ever fallen from any high up distance.

Well. Do I have a story for you. Picture me about two years ago. Young, fresh, buff, you know what I'm saying. One evening I'm sat on a discord call with some internet strangers. No clue who they are and haven't talked to them since but hey we vibing.

Anyways, we decided hey we all kind of like Minecraft even though its 2018 and it wasn't even back to being popular like it is now. So we get to playing. Now growing up I always played on European servers with my friends, so when these people went to join a certain server, I had never heard of it before in my life. Not a big deal, I just probably looked like a noob to all of them. We go through various mini games on the server, stuff like survival games or parkour or arcade games. Pretty much everything you can think of. Eventually we get to a mini game called Bridges.

I had no expectations going into it but I soon found out I actually really enjoyed it. There was a resource gathering phase to it, similarly to the walls, and then after 10 minutes the bridges connecting every island spawned in. Unlike many I liked the resource phase a lot because it was nice to be able to casually play for a bit talking to people without having to really be alert of my surroundings all the time. Also, there are no fishing rods in the game, which due to an overlooked mechanic gave a player who knew how to abuse it a great advantage in sword PVP. I hate the mechanic personally, so not having to deal with sweaty try-hard players spamming them was a very welcome change.

Anyway, we get resources, the bridges spawn, and our team is on its merry way. Instantly our squad makes our way to a nearby island, completely trampling over a still unprepared team. Pure annihilation happened. Feeling good and getting some loot, we make our way to the next island. This time the enemy team was prepared, but our skill outweighed theirs and we were slaughtering them too. There were, however, two enemy individuals who took to hiding in the trees to try and avoid a confrontation.

Being the brave soldier that I am, I took it as my job to eliminate these pests from the game. Climbing up the tree, I quickly swing my sword at one of them and kill him in a few hits. The next enemy suffers a similar fate, making me victorious and still on relatively good health. 8 hearts out of 10, I did well. Or so I thought.

When my team were making preparations to head out to finish the last remaining enemy team, I of course wanted nothing more but to join their efforts. In an attempt to catch up to them, I decide I'm healthy enough to drop down from a lower branch of the tree and still be on good enough health after suffering some recoil damage to continue. However what happened next shocked me to my core.

As I take the small leap of faith to the ground, I feel my feet, legs, knees shatter. I drop to the ground. Dead. I had failed my team. All 8 of my hearts, gone in a flash. I look at my death screen in awe of what just happened. Hastily clicking the respawn button, I fly over to where I had just exhaled my final breath. The branch I jumped from could not have been higher than 10 blocks off the ground. Immediately sensing the bulls*** that had just happened to me, I start flailing my arms in a fit of rage. The game had glitched. Gravity had intensified in that very moment, causing my otherwise safe fall to result in tragedy. All the while these strangers on discord were laughing their asses off.

And the idiots still make fun of me for it to this day.

Never have I ever shoved 2 or more donuts in my mouth at once.

I have but they were pretty small which makes it a lot less interesting if you ask me personally but they were good though, although I don't remember how good they were since its been a while lmao.

Never have I ever eaten sushi.

I have eaten sushi a lot, but for a really long time I hated everything to do with fish, so I was always afraid of sushi and didn't even try it for the first time until like after I turned 20, but then I started to really like it afterwards.

Never have I ever thrown away a good console by mistake.

I don't know how on earth anyone would do such a crime, like seriously how do you throw away a console by mistake.

Never have I ever gone out of country.

I have! Plenty of times. You kind of have to when you live in Europe, everything is so close together and you don't need a visa to enter or leave pretty much any country here.

I want to go outside of Europe though at one point. A trip to the US to visit the people I know there would be nice, or a trip to some place like Thailand. Never to Australia though, they've got snakes everywhere and that's a hard no from me.

Never have I ever eaten spoiled food.

I mean is cheese considered spoiled since some have mold? I don’t know but I did eat some bad franks once tasting sour so yeah that’s considered spoiled?


Never have I ever… gosh I feel so dirty… given a relationship (past or present) pre-marital eye contact.. tee hee

Not only have I given pre-marital eye contact, I also said hello to her before marriage. Some places in the world would call that a sin, but I've always been a rebel. And hey, if we both feel mutually ready to take that step and say "hello how are you?" then we should be able to try that. Who's going to judge? Weirdoes

Never have I ever thrown food at someone.

I might have done it back in the good old days of food fights in public schools but nothing that I can personally remember.

Never have I ever been drunk outside.

I haven't! I don't think I've ever gotten full on drunk before and I don't plan to in the future. I got a little tipsy once but it wasn't that bad and I was able to find my way home on my bicycle without crashing so it wasn't too bad. The fact that it was like 3.30am and I was exhausted made it harder than the tipsy feeling. I did accidentally take a horrific selfie whilst trying to open the gate so there's that I guess

Never have I ever jumped into a snowpile with no warm clothes on

I have never done that with or without warm clothes on because I usually just prefer seeing how many footprints I can leave in untrodden snow instead, it's something about the sensation, feeling, and sound, and it's hard to explain.

Never have I ever tripped down the same set of stairs 3 times in the same week.

Not in the same week but I’ve done so in the past… three times in separate months. I’m just lucky I haven’t broke any bones or sprained my ankles.

Never have I ever stole food in the kitchen that was for someone else and they told me not to touch it

I don't believe I've ever done that but if I have I'm clearly not remorseful solely for the fact that I can't count the number of times I've been told I could have something just for someone else to take it and eat it anyway worse so when it's the person who told I could have it! I always explain like oh I'll eat it for breakfast or later considering the fact I'm a diabetic and 99% of the time I'm offered food I'd have to do a shot to be able to eat!

Never have I ever stayed up for 48 hours.

I don't think I've ever done that either, the closest I've done was the day I went to PAX East. I woke up at noon on Wednesday and I think I got home Friday morning at around 4 AM and was asleep within minutes so that was between 39 and 41 hours at most.

Never have I ever failed my driving test.

True because I've never gone and taken one! Considering I'd have to sign a contract with my diabetes dr saying they could take my license away at any point if they decided I don't know what I'm doing and how they treat me I've never felt like going for it.

Never have I ever drank normal Sunkist.

I'm assuming that is Sunkist Orange? I'm not sure theres any other flavor that could be considered normal. I have in fact drank that many times, despite liking fanta more.

Never have I ever been to Europe.

I've always wanted to go to Europe but I never went even though most of my family is from there.


Never have I ever gotten too drunk to forget what I did.

Hahaha yes I have. Twice. Story time?

The first time was in college. It was at the end of the Spring semester. I was hanging out with some friends that I was in a newspaper club with. We were drinking in our one friend's basement, and then we went out to the bar. I didn't immediately realize that I couldn't remember what had happened the night before, because I woke up in a panic. The Poker Club Champs Tournament was supposed to start at 12. It was 11:50. (Throughout the school year, Poker Club participants earn points for their performance in Poker Club Events. The top 10 players earn a spot in the Champs Tournament. The winner is crowned Poker Club Champion, and is awarded a nice trophy and a cash prize. I earned a spot by finishing second in points, only 4 points behind the club president, who now plays poker professionally.) I jumped out of bed, and was immediately greeted with a wave of nausea, disorientation, and head pain. I responded to the messages I had received and let them know I was on the way. They waited for me. I proceeded to play some of the worst poker of my life, while enduring the worst hangover of my life. The whole thing was streamed live to Twitch, and can be watched in its entirety on YouTube. I only realized that I couldn't remember how I got home when I thought about how I forgot to set my alarm. The realization hit me even more when my friends told me about some of the things I allegedly did and said, including screaming at my friend John, and ranting about my friend Pat driving drunk.

The second time was last January, the week that I arrived in Florida for the Disney College Program. I decided to throw a party in my apartment, and invited over everyone that I had met up until that point. There were probably 10 to 15 people there, but most people left fairly early. I remembered that for a very long time, it was just me, Kenzie (who I had met only once prior to this), and Steven (who I had met a few times). What I didn't remember was exactly how much I had revealed about myself. Apparently, I told them about some very personal things. I made a fool out of myself, and somehow that resulted in both of them developing crushes on me. Weird how that happens. I live with Kenzie now. Unfortunately I had to break Steven's heart.

Anyway...

Never have I ever been suspended from school.

Correct, I have never been suspended from school, which I do find a little odd. I was always the kid who would always be chatting and throwing out jokes about content or the teachers or whatever, I'm surprised it never ended up landing me in much trouble, but I guess all of my teachers liked me.

Never have I ever been on a cruise.

True I've never been on a cruise maybe someday in the distant future but I don't see that changing until I'm an old man lol.

Never have I ever ate 20 pieces of Pizza in one sitting.

I have eaten 2 whole pizzas in one sitting once. So if you slice a pizza in tenths, you could say I have. It wasn't any big event or anything, I just barely ate anything that day, and so stuffed up at night.

Never have I ever rode a unicycle in the woods whilst playing an accordion.

Well that's awfully specific, isn't it? No, I have never rode a unicycle through the woods while playing an accordion. I've also never rode a unicycle anywhere else, for that matter.

Never have I ever failed a class at any level of school (elementary school, middle school, high school, college, grad school, etc.).

Same with me, I've been close to failing in a few classes but I've always pulled it through with a C.

Never have I ever been to Europe.

I have also never been to Europe, but I want to go, and I probably will go somewhat soon. I think Italy and France would have to be the two countries at the top of my list.

Never have I ever drove a sports car.

I have not drove a sports car, only my regular sedans and an old chevy truck.

Never have I ever been to an 4D (where the seats move) theater.

I think so once about the Chisholm trail museum where you smelled the food, the whole theater was a projection and I do believe that the seats moved but it’s been so long.

Never had I ever been petty to a friend

I've only been petty to a friend if they've done something dumb enough to warrant it.

Never have I ever been to a rugby match.

I have never been to a rugby match, and I never will, I don't even want to. If you paid me 500$ I would.

Never have I ever drank 4 bottles of pop.