Once a pon a time in the paper world.... Yes I am back to write another review. The fans have demanded it from me! (I have some fans right?) I was wondering what I should do to a review and forgot about it tried beating this game (Boss too hard and I lost my touch) so yeah. To the people who are saying of course paper Luigi is reviewing a paper Mario game. Well *bleep* off.  I do like the paper Mario  series. But that brings me to another thing. I really hate my user name (the paper part) so I write reviews to help me get Viz to change it but its not enough to change my name this and next year, so if you like to donate your Viz to me that be nice (I'm joking but if you want to donate do so please). Now you want me to shut up and to get to the review right?! (bad singing) So join me and we will take a adventure into the paper world with my review full of puns and jokes, now lets get the beer and bear through this. (singing done)
Graphics - 7
Now you must be thinking I am crazy (I am but that's beside the point). The actual polygons are pretty  awesome. The polygons for the sets, Hub world (or whatever it is), and random crap looks perfect, right colors right places, and right sizes. Also Mario turns 3d when he folds into -Loading 24%- (the curses) The way everything looks is awesome. 
Sound - 9
The sound is almost perfect first the good things...(5 hours later) ..... The sound goes along with EVERY place. If its in a ruin the music is (kind a) holy, if its a jungle its tropical,and a flower city its happy and cheerful (my ears!) etc. (Its to perfect to describe) now the bad things. The sound effects in battles is really strange. Really goofy like it doesn't sound like it belongs there its just a bunch of blooump! Boom! You know. How many paper bags do they pop in a battle? (to make the noise. Eh?)
Addictiveness - 5
Okay. This is the kind of game of game you don't make multiple files. It is the kind of the game that you play again over and over a few times but you want to get to the end really really bad. That you play a lot in a sitting. Also the two really replay ability is the town request (not really) and the 100 pits of trials blah blah (same thing)
Story - 7
A 7 for a Mario game?! Well as you can tell the main plot deals with a thousand year door. The villain The leader of the x- nauts wants to - VBI! This review contains a spoiler! - open the door for evil things and so he kidnaps princess peach (shocker ) because she is needed to open the door some how. But she finds a map that shows the crystals stars that opens the door. So Mario goes off to rouge port (a town of thieves) he is joined by partners a goomba, koopa, bo-omb, and a ghost, and other partners. All the partners have their own mini stories and reasons for joining Mario (they make sense) oh and bowser tries to kiddnaps peach and the stars but fails.
Depth - 6
The story is long and complex. A few curve balls. A bit of breaking the fourth wall. But you learn about the history of this place the back round of random people. Luigi having his own adventure and book series. Collecting everything. That is about it.
Difficulty - 5
This game is really easy the only hard part is the bosses and some chapters and in the thousand year door. But I really don't got much to say about this one.
Overall - 8.7
I love this game. Everything just goes together The music,story, graphics, and the dialauge is perfect. So get this game and get the beer! Seriously the game is the best of the paper games. Thank you for bearing through my review of crap.

Good review man, nice to see you posting again, more specifically, reviews. Nice job on this, you could space it out a little more between your large category text, but nevertheless, it is clear and easy to read your scores of each part of the game. I like your introduction to the review, but I think you could've added a little more to each of the categories, just a little bit more into depth. Like the graphics and sound for example, those are 2 really big things in any video game so you want to go into a lot of detail with those. Compare, contrast and really talk about is. Once you do that your reviews will become longer naturally.

Overall though, nice job, you have a lot of potential and you have shown me that you put a lot of time and effort into writing these reviews. So nice job, keep up the good work and I look forward to reading your next review! Oh and be sure to fix the a pon to upon in the first sentence! 

What's a "pon"? Lol, it's 'Once upon a time...'; haven't you ever read fairy tale before? Just messin' with ya!

This is one of those games that I wanted to play but never got around to. Now I no longer have access to it. Such is life...I guess it will go on without player Thousand Year Door. None the less, it is good to at least be able to read about it. The main thing I would recommend was already mentioned, in your current post format the paragraphs look like huge walls of text, and it makes them a little difficult to read. If you change your format it would make it a little easier. An alternative would be to simply add more paragraphs. Anyways, thanks for the review.

Lol the pon thing. (I couldn't remember how to spell it) and I was tired and spent 5 mins on each paragraph and haven't wrote a review for a while (getting off your ass to  do something is hard you know) so yeah. I haven't played the game for a while so I ended up guessing crap. Plus you guys were supposed to be to  drunk to notice my mistakes and my slow computer is hard and school. But heres my question. Do I have any fans? Like actual fans,  not like I'm your friend so I'll be nice, but Fan. And people if you want me to review a certain game or something please tell me (I really need suggestions) Well peace. All hail Eggman. Luigi. Good bye.