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01-05-19 03:31 PM
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You made a very fatal error of counting your money in Crime Alley. As you die and your son who might become a superhero watches, you realize that going into a place called Crime Alley without any protection and counting your money right in front of a bunch of burly criminals was a terrible idea. You're dead, no questions asked.

I'm taking a vacation in a faraway country...
You made a very fatal error of counting your money in Crime Alley. As you die and your son who might become a superhero watches, you realize that going into a place called Crime Alley without any protection and counting your money right in front of a bunch of burly criminals was a terrible idea. You're dead, no questions asked.

I'm taking a vacation in a faraway country...
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01-05-19 03:50 PM
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You are pleasantly enjoying your vacation until you are bit by a mosquito and contract the Zika virus without knowing it. Since the symptoms are very mild, you don't realize you're infected and it goes unnoticed. Since it can't be treated or cured, you are dead.

I am lying in bed listening to music through my headphones.
You are pleasantly enjoying your vacation until you are bit by a mosquito and contract the Zika virus without knowing it. Since the symptoms are very mild, you don't realize you're infected and it goes unnoticed. Since it can't be treated or cured, you are dead.

I am lying in bed listening to music through my headphones.
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01-05-19 04:11 PM
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Since you have headphones on, and the music is quite loud, you can't hear the robber as they break into your house. The start stealing things. They open your bedroom door, and are shocked that you are there. You are caught by surprise as well. They immediately jump on you, and stab you with a knife. You are dead.

I am trimming my beard with an electric razor...
Since you have headphones on, and the music is quite loud, you can't hear the robber as they break into your house. The start stealing things. They open your bedroom door, and are shocked that you are there. You are caught by surprise as well. They immediately jump on you, and stab you with a knife. You are dead.

I am trimming my beard with an electric razor...
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01-05-19 05:26 PM
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You knick your carotid artery, bleeding out within a few minutes. You are dead, but at least your body was donated to science, and your parents save money on the funeral because you had to be cremated.

I am watching football on my 4k television...
You knick your carotid artery, bleeding out within a few minutes. You are dead, but at least your body was donated to science, and your parents save money on the funeral because you had to be cremated.

I am watching football on my 4k television...
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01-05-19 11:56 PM
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Everything is fine until the team you are rooting for starts to loose. Out of frustration, you violently chuck the remote at the TV screen and it bounces off and shatters your skull. You are dead.

I am peacefully sleeping.
Everything is fine until the team you are rooting for starts to loose. Out of frustration, you violently chuck the remote at the TV screen and it bounces off and shatters your skull. You are dead.

I am peacefully sleeping.
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(edited by SacredShadow on 01-06-19 12:13 AM)    

01-05-19 11:57 PM
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You are peaceful because you are on drugs. A lot of drugs. You are dead.

I am playing my PS4 in the dark with my window open.
You are peaceful because you are on drugs. A lot of drugs. You are dead.

I am playing my PS4 in the dark with my window open.
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01-06-19 05:11 PM
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tgags123
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Wow, making it easy for me. Well I'm going to make it harder on myself.

You get cold, so you walk over to your window and you shut it. You also realize that it's too dark, so you turn on a light. Unfortunately, the light bulb is out. You decide to light a candle instead. A few hours later you fall asleep while playing PS4, and without blowing the candle out. The candle falls over and your house sets on fire while you're asleep. Eventually you are awoken by the sound of the smoke alarm, but it is too late. Your room is engulfed in flames and there is no way for you to escape. You are dead.

I am playing poker in a poker club tournament up at college...
Wow, making it easy for me. Well I'm going to make it harder on myself.

You get cold, so you walk over to your window and you shut it. You also realize that it's too dark, so you turn on a light. Unfortunately, the light bulb is out. You decide to light a candle instead. A few hours later you fall asleep while playing PS4, and without blowing the candle out. The candle falls over and your house sets on fire while you're asleep. Eventually you are awoken by the sound of the smoke alarm, but it is too late. Your room is engulfed in flames and there is no way for you to escape. You are dead.

I am playing poker in a poker club tournament up at college...
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01-06-19 07:01 PM
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You end up taking all the money from the kid that had to buy his drug supplier. The drug dealer tells him to kill you, and so he does. You are dead.

I am playing Doom (2016).
You end up taking all the money from the kid that had to buy his drug supplier. The drug dealer tells him to kill you, and so he does. You are dead.

I am playing Doom (2016).
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01-06-19 07:16 PM
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NovemberJoy
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You play for a really, really long time. So long, in fact, that you don't notice the skies turning blood red in the middle of the day or the explosions and violence happening. As soon as you finally end up messing up and dying, a rocket from a Cyberdemon obliterates you and your entire house. You're dead, and everyone else is too.

I am trying to fix an old Game Boy cartridge...
You play for a really, really long time. So long, in fact, that you don't notice the skies turning blood red in the middle of the day or the explosions and violence happening. As soon as you finally end up messing up and dying, a rocket from a Cyberdemon obliterates you and your entire house. You're dead, and everyone else is too.

I am trying to fix an old Game Boy cartridge...
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01-06-19 07:46 PM
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You successfully fix the old gameboy cartridge, but as it turns out, it is haunted and sonic comes out of it and throws your house into the sun, killing you instantly.

I am trying to build a table...
You successfully fix the old gameboy cartridge, but as it turns out, it is haunted and sonic comes out of it and throws your house into the sun, killing you instantly.

I am trying to build a table...
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01-06-19 09:03 PM
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You're doing great until you notice that one leg of the table is shorter than the rest. With your now cursed wobbly table you sigh as you attempt to fix the issue. That's when disaster strikes. You put pressure on one side of the table so the smaller leg is in the air as you try and place something underneath it. When reaching out for said object, you suddenly slip and the pressure moves to the other side of the table, causing it to smash down on your inconveniently placed toe. This attack is so lethal that it breaks your toenail and pierces your skin. You pass out due to blood loss and will sadly never see your table again. You are dead.

I'm playing Animal Crossing ...
You're doing great until you notice that one leg of the table is shorter than the rest. With your now cursed wobbly table you sigh as you attempt to fix the issue. That's when disaster strikes. You put pressure on one side of the table so the smaller leg is in the air as you try and place something underneath it. When reaching out for said object, you suddenly slip and the pressure moves to the other side of the table, causing it to smash down on your inconveniently placed toe. This attack is so lethal that it breaks your toenail and pierces your skin. You pass out due to blood loss and will sadly never see your table again. You are dead.

I'm playing Animal Crossing ...
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01-06-19 11:10 PM
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tgags123
Davideo123
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You're so fixated on the game that you don't hear your window open. A robber quietly slips into your room, while you continue to focus on Animal Crossing. He sneaks up behind you. You finally notice him, but it's too late. He pulls the trigger. You are dead.

I'm watching the Islanders on TV...
You're so fixated on the game that you don't hear your window open. A robber quietly slips into your room, while you continue to focus on Animal Crossing. He sneaks up behind you. You finally notice him, but it's too late. He pulls the trigger. You are dead.

I'm watching the Islanders on TV...
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01-06-19 11:26 PM
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NovemberJoy
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You get so wrapped up in the game that you decided to become an ice hockey player. Over the next several years, you develop your skills, body, and reputation enough to join a team. On your first match, a fight breaks out on the ice, a member of the opposing team throws a kick out of pure rage, and the blade of his boot slices open your jugular vein, leaving you to die within the next minute or two. You're dead.

I'm messing with my computer trying to fix a technical problem...
You get so wrapped up in the game that you decided to become an ice hockey player. Over the next several years, you develop your skills, body, and reputation enough to join a team. On your first match, a fight breaks out on the ice, a member of the opposing team throws a kick out of pure rage, and the blade of his boot slices open your jugular vein, leaving you to die within the next minute or two. You're dead.

I'm messing with my computer trying to fix a technical problem...
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01-06-19 11:28 PM
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Your computer falls over and crushes your leg. You bleed out. You are dead.

I'm at Chase bank.
Your computer falls over and crushes your leg. You bleed out. You are dead.

I'm at Chase bank.
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01-07-19 01:09 AM
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You are chased out of Chase bank by a bank robber, and the police mistakenly shoot you, thinking you are one of the bank robbers attempting to make a getaway. You are now dead.

I am making a ton of posts on Vizzed...
You are chased out of Chase bank by a bank robber, and the police mistakenly shoot you, thinking you are one of the bank robbers attempting to make a getaway. You are now dead.

I am making a ton of posts on Vizzed...
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01-07-19 01:15 AM
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NovemberJoy
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You find a series of posts that make you very, very angry. You really want to step away and take a break, but you HAVE to do as much posting as you can for Posting Day! You continue to browse, and continue to find even more posts that keep making you angrier and angrier until you grow into such a frothing rage that a blood vessel bursts in your head, causing a serious brain hemorrhage. They found you on the floor and tried to save you, but you were already gone by the time you got to the local hospital. You're dead.

I'm attempting and failing to learn how to program...
You find a series of posts that make you very, very angry. You really want to step away and take a break, but you HAVE to do as much posting as you can for Posting Day! You continue to browse, and continue to find even more posts that keep making you angrier and angrier until you grow into such a frothing rage that a blood vessel bursts in your head, causing a serious brain hemorrhage. They found you on the floor and tried to save you, but you were already gone by the time you got to the local hospital. You're dead.

I'm attempting and failing to learn how to program...
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01-07-19 11:04 AM
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delphinus
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You fail at programming and your pc crashes. Nothing reacts so you try to pull out the plug. Instead you are electrocuted. You are dead...
I am making my homework for school...
You fail at programming and your pc crashes. Nothing reacts so you try to pull out the plug. Instead you are electrocuted. You are dead...
I am making my homework for school...
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01-07-19 01:03 PM
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You forgot to wash your hands afterwards, so while you're eating your snacks you eat lots of lead and get poisoned.

You are dead.


I am riding my bike to the library.
You forgot to wash your hands afterwards, so while you're eating your snacks you eat lots of lead and get poisoned.

You are dead.


I am riding my bike to the library.
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01-07-19 01:14 PM
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tgags123
Davideo123
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You decide to stop to get something to eat at a deli along the way. You leave your bike outside, and when you come out you see someone stealing it. You start chasing after them, and you trip and fall. You hit your head really hard, and blood starts gushing out. You can an ambulance, but you've already bled out by the time they arrive. You are dead.

(Sorry, just saying you got hit by a bus or something was way too easy. I like to make it harder on myself lol.)

I'm sitting in class...
You decide to stop to get something to eat at a deli along the way. You leave your bike outside, and when you come out you see someone stealing it. You start chasing after them, and you trip and fall. You hit your head really hard, and blood starts gushing out. You can an ambulance, but you've already bled out by the time they arrive. You are dead.

(Sorry, just saying you got hit by a bus or something was way too easy. I like to make it harder on myself lol.)

I'm sitting in class...
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(edited by tgags123 on 01-07-19 01:15 PM)    

01-07-19 03:10 PM
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NovemberJoy
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You sit in class, trying to sit through the most boring and pointless subject you could possibly imagine as the teacher drones on about nothing. You feel like you've been here for hours, but you know it couldn't have been true, right? Worse, he seems to be sending anyone who falls asleep or who can't answer his questions straight to the staff. As he continues to talk about nothing, your vision starts to blur and you can barely make out what he's saying...You make an effort to stay awake, but you pass out and never wake up. You have literally died from pure boredom.

I'm digging through a collection of old games...
You sit in class, trying to sit through the most boring and pointless subject you could possibly imagine as the teacher drones on about nothing. You feel like you've been here for hours, but you know it couldn't have been true, right? Worse, he seems to be sending anyone who falls asleep or who can't answer his questions straight to the staff. As he continues to talk about nothing, your vision starts to blur and you can barely make out what he's saying...You make an effort to stay awake, but you pass out and never wake up. You have literally died from pure boredom.

I'm digging through a collection of old games...
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