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10-12-15 11:23 PM
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After you ride to the other end and get off, one of the chainsaws malfunctions while you are putting it away and it cuts the box that you are putting it into, causing the box to collapse and crush your hand where you bleed out. You are dead.


I am fluffing my pillow.
After you ride to the other end and get off, one of the chainsaws malfunctions while you are putting it away and it cuts the box that you are putting it into, causing the box to collapse and crush your hand where you bleed out. You are dead.


I am fluffing my pillow.
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10-14-15 12:51 PM
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While fluffing your pillow, the pillow splits open causing a razor sharp piece of torn cloth to impale your head. You are dead.

I'm playing Silent Hill.
While fluffing your pillow, the pillow splits open causing a razor sharp piece of torn cloth to impale your head. You are dead.

I'm playing Silent Hill.
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10-14-15 11:34 PM
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However you fell on the one copy that was taken from The Ring. The protagonist gets out of the scream and you are dead.

I am going to vote.
However you fell on the one copy that was taken from The Ring. The protagonist gets out of the scream and you are dead.

I am going to vote.
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10-14-15 11:36 PM
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You vote for the wrong person and are therefore sent into the bad voters closet. This is where you spend the rest of your life, trapped until you die. You are dead

I am getting ready to take a shower
You vote for the wrong person and are therefore sent into the bad voters closet. This is where you spend the rest of your life, trapped until you die. You are dead

I am getting ready to take a shower
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10-16-15 09:24 PM
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zanderlex : ...but you drop the soap, slip on it and fall, thus busting your head. You are dead.

I am up late at night, typing up an essay due that morning...
zanderlex : ...but you drop the soap, slip on it and fall, thus busting your head. You are dead.

I am up late at night, typing up an essay due that morning...
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10-16-15 09:29 PM
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As you're typing, the screen bursts into flames and your face gets burned off. You are dead.

I am laying in bed.
As you're typing, the screen bursts into flames and your face gets burned off. You are dead.

I am laying in bed.
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10-16-15 10:17 PM
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You are on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and the top bunk falls and crushes you. You are dead.

I am sitting in my yard.
You are on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed and the top bunk falls and crushes you. You are dead.

I am sitting in my yard.
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10-16-15 11:45 PM
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When a killer rabbit jumps at you and kills you.

I am sitting on a beach in Mexico.
When a killer rabbit jumps at you and kills you.

I am sitting on a beach in Mexico.
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10-17-15 07:16 PM
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janus : A swarm of crabs pinches you into submission and drags you to the bottom of the ocean. You are dead.

I am having a pillow fight with my friends...
janus : A swarm of crabs pinches you into submission and drags you to the bottom of the ocean. You are dead.

I am having a pillow fight with my friends...
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10-19-15 02:53 PM
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One of your friends, without knowing it, had bricks in their pillow instead of feathers and hit you really hard with it. You are dead.

I am in the computer lab at school.
One of your friends, without knowing it, had bricks in their pillow instead of feathers and hit you really hard with it. You are dead.

I am in the computer lab at school.
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10-19-15 11:05 PM
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Suddenly, the blue screen of death and you die of a heart attack because you did NOT save your work properly.

I am sleeping in my bed inside a bullet-proof forteress that can withstand nukes.
Suddenly, the blue screen of death and you die of a heart attack because you did NOT save your work properly.

I am sleeping in my bed inside a bullet-proof forteress that can withstand nukes.
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10-20-15 07:00 PM
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The bed flies in the air as the nuke happens, and flips over and squashes you like a bug. You are dead.

I am getting ready to throw a basketball.
The bed flies in the air as the nuke happens, and flips over and squashes you like a bug. You are dead.

I am getting ready to throw a basketball.
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10-21-15 11:26 PM
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You throw the basketball, but it goes really far away and it rolls into the street, down the street and into the highway. You chase the ball into the highway and it rolls over the edge at the other side and you Juno into the lake after it, but you don't know how to swim. You are dead.

I am coming up with clever ways to die.
You throw the basketball, but it goes really far away and it rolls into the street, down the street and into the highway. You chase the ball into the highway and it rolls over the edge at the other side and you Juno into the lake after it, but you don't know how to swim. You are dead.

I am coming up with clever ways to die.
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10-22-15 06:53 PM
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While you're trying to be clever, a bomb falls on your face and blows you up! You are dead.

I am drinking a Vanilla Bean Frappucino from Starbucks.
While you're trying to be clever, a bomb falls on your face and blows you up! You are dead.

I am drinking a Vanilla Bean Frappucino from Starbucks.
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10-22-15 11:40 PM
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At first you burn your tongue. Then your arms, then your eyes and finally succumb to third-degree burn all over your body. You are dead.

I am drinking the juice from a fresh coconut.
At first you burn your tongue. Then your arms, then your eyes and finally succumb to third-degree burn all over your body. You are dead.

I am drinking the juice from a fresh coconut.
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10-22-15 11:42 PM
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A bunch of coconuts fall on your head as you're drinking that juice, and you go unconcious, and a Jaguar eats you. You are dead.

I am kicking a soccer ball from a long distance.
A bunch of coconuts fall on your head as you're drinking that juice, and you go unconcious, and a Jaguar eats you. You are dead.

I am kicking a soccer ball from a long distance.
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10-22-15 11:43 PM
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After you finish drinking the juice, another coconut falls on your head. You are dead.

I am writing a poem to my crush.
After you finish drinking the juice, another coconut falls on your head. You are dead.

I am writing a poem to my crush.
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10-23-15 10:06 PM
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zanderlex : you answered the wrong question dude.

Anyways, your ex comes in and sees the poem and breaks your face! You are dead.

I am eating so much bacon right now.
zanderlex : you answered the wrong question dude.

Anyways, your ex comes in and sees the poem and breaks your face! You are dead.

I am eating so much bacon right now.
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10-23-15 10:14 PM
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The fat, sodium and nitrates clog your arteries and strain your heart, and you wind up having a heart attack and drop dead at a young age.

I beak out my NES right now and start playing some awesome old school games!
The fat, sodium and nitrates clog your arteries and strain your heart, and you wind up having a heart attack and drop dead at a young age.

I beak out my NES right now and start playing some awesome old school games!
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10-23-15 11:25 PM
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You play so hard that the NES heats up and explodes. Since it's close to your TV, your TV catches on fire and explodes which sets your living room on fire with you in it. You are dead.

I am burping the alphabet.
You play so hard that the NES heats up and explodes. Since it's close to your TV, your TV catches on fire and explodes which sets your living room on fire with you in it. You are dead.

I am burping the alphabet.
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