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03-16-15 09:22 PM
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A heavy weapons guy revs up his minigun, fires and fills your chest full of bullets. He taunts your corpse by saying "You are dead. Not big surprise."
A heavy weapons guy revs up his minigun, fires and fills your chest full of bullets. He taunts your corpse by saying "You are dead. Not big surprise."
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03-17-15 08:39 PM
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All of a sudden, an enemy Spy walks up to the Heavy Weapons Guy and backstabs him, causing him to die instantly. This makes his team lose the match, and all the people from the server hunt the player down and burn his house down for some reason. That player was GuardianStriker, so even though he tried his hardest to avoid death, he still died. You are dead.

I'm trying to play Dark Souls.
All of a sudden, an enemy Spy walks up to the Heavy Weapons Guy and backstabs him, causing him to die instantly. This makes his team lose the match, and all the people from the server hunt the player down and burn his house down for some reason. That player was GuardianStriker, so even though he tried his hardest to avoid death, he still died. You are dead.

I'm trying to play Dark Souls.
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03-17-15 08:44 PM
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But you get frustrated and have a stress attack that leaves you 6 feet under.

I am drinking from the fountain of youth.
But you get frustrated and have a stress attack that leaves you 6 feet under.

I am drinking from the fountain of youth.
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03-19-15 09:41 AM
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ender17 : You were supposed to take a sip, but instead you drink a gallon, and revert so far back, before you were even born... You are... uh... What's the word...? Un... Born? Sure, you've been unborn, which means you don't exist, which is kind of like being dead... Kind of.

I am summoning Ender17 to reply to his posts twice in, like, 20 minutes of each other.
ender17 : You were supposed to take a sip, but instead you drink a gallon, and revert so far back, before you were even born... You are... uh... What's the word...? Un... Born? Sure, you've been unborn, which means you don't exist, which is kind of like being dead... Kind of.

I am summoning Ender17 to reply to his posts twice in, like, 20 minutes of each other.
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03-19-15 09:48 AM
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He didn't reply and I appeared behind you and stab you at the back. You are dead

I am having fun with my 5 loyal maids (and that one butler I don't care about as a lifeguard) at the beach. 
He didn't reply and I appeared behind you and stab you at the back. You are dead

I am having fun with my 5 loyal maids (and that one butler I don't care about as a lifeguard) at the beach. 
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03-19-15 09:58 AM
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mariowin13 : You are dead. The butler did it.

I am also at the beach, but at school.
mariowin13 : You are dead. The butler did it.

I am also at the beach, but at school.
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04-12-15 06:06 PM
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While your at the beach.. at school .. you see a gigantic wave heading towards your direction. You try to run as fast as you can from the wave but it crashes down on you. The wave settles down after the impact, falling back into the ocean. No trace of your body remained, only your left sneaker..

- You Are Dead -

I'm playing the Ocarina.

While your at the beach.. at school .. you see a gigantic wave heading towards your direction. You try to run as fast as you can from the wave but it crashes down on you. The wave settles down after the impact, falling back into the ocean. No trace of your body remained, only your left sneaker..

- You Are Dead -

I'm playing the Ocarina.

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04-12-15 07:33 PM
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As you play, a green-skinned man with fiercely malevolent yellow eyes appears. Chortling, he says, "Aha, so there you are..." Let your imagination fill in the blanks, but Hyrule suddenly found itself with yet another timeline split and yet another dead hero (which, I'm sure, is going to be very confusing for those poor historians trying to write their thesis papers down in University of Hyrule).

I am taking a Pre-Calculus exam.

As you play, a green-skinned man with fiercely malevolent yellow eyes appears. Chortling, he says, "Aha, so there you are..." Let your imagination fill in the blanks, but Hyrule suddenly found itself with yet another timeline split and yet another dead hero (which, I'm sure, is going to be very confusing for those poor historians trying to write their thesis papers down in University of Hyrule).

I am taking a Pre-Calculus exam.
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04-12-15 11:00 PM
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You get so angry at the exam that you bang your head on your desk and suffer a great deal of damage and die.

I am riding my bike in the park.
You get so angry at the exam that you bang your head on your desk and suffer a great deal of damage and die.

I am riding my bike in the park.
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04-13-15 09:12 AM
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zanderlex : You're riding your bike into a park, but it's not a normal park, it's a Linkin Park. You then crash into the stage, collapsing it and killed the band and yourself. A lot of people are pretty mad about that, I'm just kind of like, "Eh.". You are clumsy... And dead.


I'm scratching my back with a shower scrubber thing... It's not very helpful... and probably dirty... I'm going to stop.
zanderlex : You're riding your bike into a park, but it's not a normal park, it's a Linkin Park. You then crash into the stage, collapsing it and killed the band and yourself. A lot of people are pretty mad about that, I'm just kind of like, "Eh.". You are clumsy... And dead.


I'm scratching my back with a shower scrubber thing... It's not very helpful... and probably dirty... I'm going to stop.
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04-13-15 09:48 AM
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F. Starr : As soon as you stop, your heart suddenly stops beating because of the dirtiness from the shower scrubber gave you. You are dead. I'm eating a pancake.
F. Starr : As soon as you stop, your heart suddenly stops beating because of the dirtiness from the shower scrubber gave you. You are dead. I'm eating a pancake.
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04-13-15 12:58 PM
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As soon as you were about to cut another piece of your pancake, your breakfast suddenly comes to life saying ..

" Let's see how you would like being eaten piece ... by... PIECE ! "

The Pancake begins to expand it's body. You were stunned as you saw your life flash before your eyes. The Pancake falls right on top of your head and started  .... 

- Scene Withheld ! - 

Let's just say you were swallowed.

- You Are Dead -

Spoiler:
Well ... I don't want to explain in detail cause it can get pretty graphic haha

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I gave a panda some pocky.




As soon as you were about to cut another piece of your pancake, your breakfast suddenly comes to life saying ..

" Let's see how you would like being eaten piece ... by... PIECE ! "

The Pancake begins to expand it's body. You were stunned as you saw your life flash before your eyes. The Pancake falls right on top of your head and started  .... 

- Scene Withheld ! - 

Let's just say you were swallowed.

- You Are Dead -

Spoiler:
Well ... I don't want to explain in detail cause it can get pretty graphic haha

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I gave a panda some pocky.




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04-13-15 01:42 PM
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cnw64 : The panda looks at at ,trying to figure out why it's black and white ( well, sort of white ) , and can not figure it out. It gets mad,and it attacks for you for being racist. 

You are dead. 


I am watching Dancing With The Stars. 
cnw64 : The panda looks at at ,trying to figure out why it's black and white ( well, sort of white ) , and can not figure it out. It gets mad,and it attacks for you for being racist. 

You are dead. 


I am watching Dancing With The Stars. 
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04-17-15 05:24 PM
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thing1 : Once you see how terrible the cast is for that show, you have a seizure and a heart attack. You are dead.

I am eating a fortune cookie.
thing1 : Once you see how terrible the cast is for that show, you have a seizure and a heart attack. You are dead.

I am eating a fortune cookie.
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04-18-15 11:26 PM
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You eat the cookie and then read the fortune which says

"You are Dead" there for you are dead.


I am at a baseball game.
You eat the cookie and then read the fortune which says

"You are Dead" there for you are dead.


I am at a baseball game.
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04-19-15 03:11 AM
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" There's a deep shot to center field... AND IT HITS A GUY IN THE HEAD! Oh, this does not look good. There is blood all over the place, and the guy is not moving. " 
You are dead. 

I am typing up a Five Night's At Freddy's Theory. 
" There's a deep shot to center field... AND IT HITS A GUY IN THE HEAD! Oh, this does not look good. There is blood all over the place, and the guy is not moving. " 
You are dead. 

I am typing up a Five Night's At Freddy's Theory. 
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04-19-15 09:52 AM
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The characters from Five Nights at Freddy jump up behind you. You run, as they say, in a robotic voice, "It's a prank!" And, being the idiot you are, you believe them. They break your camera. And then, you (somehow) kill them. But the experience left you with PTSD, and, upon being triggered, you have a massive heart attack and die.

You are dead.

I am getting a headache from so many consecutive custom layouts.
The characters from Five Nights at Freddy jump up behind you. You run, as they say, in a robotic voice, "It's a prank!" And, being the idiot you are, you believe them. They break your camera. And then, you (somehow) kill them. But the experience left you with PTSD, and, upon being triggered, you have a massive heart attack and die.

You are dead.

I am getting a headache from so many consecutive custom layouts.
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04-20-15 11:48 PM
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You go and get a glass of water to make yourself feel better but when you come back you see many more and your head explodes. You are dead.

I am standing at my door watching the thunderstorm outside.
You go and get a glass of water to make yourself feel better but when you come back you see many more and your head explodes. You are dead.

I am standing at my door watching the thunderstorm outside.
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04-21-15 12:09 AM
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All of a sudden a lighting bolt strikes you and shatters every bone in your body.
I just ate a slice of pizza.
All of a sudden a lighting bolt strikes you and shatters every bone in your body.
I just ate a slice of pizza.
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04-21-15 01:28 AM
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The pepperoni has salmonella in it, and you died from it. 

I am Skyping with my girlfriend. 
The pepperoni has salmonella in it, and you died from it. 

I am Skyping with my girlfriend. 
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