bostonblokhed1 : While you are reading your book a monster suddenly jumps out from it and eats you alive.You are dead.
I am sleeping on my bed.

While you sleep the monster that lives under your bed decides it's time to strike. It rises out and claws you into oblivion. Guess you should have listened to everyone who told you about the monsters under beds. You are dead!

I am a Charizard, flying high across the sky!

It turns out you can't fly , and you end up with the same demise of Icarus, Falling 100's of feet into the sea.

Your seat is on fire and you burn. You are dead.

I am typing on my computer.

The keys transform into miniature jet planes that start shooting at you. You try to flick them away, but it's of little use; they just fly back. They use their missiles. Even those tiny explosives tear through your skin and rupture organs. You collapse from massive damage.

You are dead.

I'm reading in my chair.

In the book, you learn how to count cards. You grab a few friends, and bring along your trusty chair, and set off to various casinos to put your new skill to the test. You all make tons of money.....but the chair gets greedy. Eventually, the only ones that are left are you and the chair.  And...as your once trusted chair points the gun at you, the pieces click far too late. How he always wanted to be more than a chair. How providing a comfy place for others to sit never seemed to be enough for him. The hungry look in his eyes as others were lounging on him. You should have known this day would come. As the chair got a taste of something more, there was no way he would go back. But to move forward, he needed money. Your money. And, as you plead with the chair, reminding him of all the lazy Sundays you shared together. Telling your chair that you don't care about the money, that all you want is for things to....just go back to the way they were...he almost seems to falter. Almost.
BAM!
You're dead. Murdered by someone you once called chair.

As for me?

Well, I'm just a man reading a book. Dresden files.
Sitting....in my favorite chair.

While you are reading Dresden files you eventually get entranced to the book. To the point that your mind overload with excitement. You start to laugh insanely unable to stop yourself. You'll continue to laugh for days until you have reached your limit, you begin to choke and slowly pass away. You last thought of that book.

You Are Dead

My friend bought me some cheese fries and spicy chicken tenders.

awsome888 : Suddenly,your Commodore 64 explodes and throws into the air until you hit an aeroplane,and while falling from the sky,a truck hits you just before reaching the ground,and then a meteor hits you and once you reach the ground a small rock hits and kills you.
You are dead.
I am having a sleep over with my friend...

ShinyInfernape100 :
You have a good sleepover
until you wake up in the middle of the night
looking for the bathroom, you accidentally stumble onto the basement
In the basement, you discover some kind of...dog like creature surrounded by lab equipment
It has a cage, but unfortunately it seems to have broken out
You turn to flee, but the beast is quicker

You are dead.

I listening to Pandora radio

baileyface544 : Upon Listening to Pandora Radio ,you soon discover that Pandora Radio is not as fun as you thought and the Radio's Batterys have died. You are dead.

I travel to Hyrule from Legend of Zelda Series.

You are broken into millions of pieces during your teleportation , so you are now dead. 

I am this * holds fingers together with barely any gap * close to hitting 10k posts and 500k words. 

But suddenly your computer explodes onto your face and now you are dead.

I'm playing a sonic game and I'm going super fast. Almost reached sound barrier.

a spy back stabs you irl just as you get Sonic to break the sound barrier. you are dead, dead, dead...

i am a dragon who has figured out how to use a computer.

You begin posting on several forums and boards about the fact you are a dragon, and you are eventually hunted down by people excited to finally slay a dragon. As you are burning them all to a crisp, you get over zealous, and fly head first into a mountain.
You are dead
 

I'm "outta here once this jobs over"

I don't get what that means, but your car gets hit by a bus, your airbags fail, and you die. You should have gotten better airbags.

I am sitting watching tv.

Barathemos : You are watching TV,but suddenly a trailer about a thriller shows up,that scares you to death.
You are dead.
I am eating a chocolate.

The chocolate has been poisoned with cyanide by me, your new enemy.

You are dead.

I'm lying on my bed.

Suddenly an earthquake happens. The ceiling above you collapses and you are crushed. You are dead.?

I am on the toilet in the bathroom...

You are dead from the gas fumes since you fell asleep on the toilet. 

I am playing with Legos.