Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Remove Ad, Sign Up
Register to Remove Ad
Register to Remove Ad
Register
Signup for Free!
-More Features-
-Far Less Ads-
☷ Vizzed.com Play Retro Games Vizzed Board Video Games Game Music Market Minecraft Radio Widgets Virtual Bible
☷ Register   Login  
New Posts All Threads Contribution Points Your Threads News and Updates Active Users User Ranks
About   Users   Help
Users & Guests Online
On Page: 1
Directory: 1 & 139
Entire Site: 6 & 949
Page Staff: pokemon x, pennylessz, Barathemos, tgags123, alexanyways, supercool22, RavusRat,
04-19-24 05:23 AM

Forum Links

Related Threads
Coming Soon

Thread Information

Views
71,829
Replies
1,167
Rating
37
Status
CLOSED
Thread
Creator
Likki
06-01-13 08:57 AM
Last
Post
legacyme3
04-18-20 11:01 PM
Additional Thread Details
Views: 35,007
Today: 2
Users: 79 unique
Last User View
01-29-23
claytune

Thread Actions

Thread Closed
New Thread
New Poll
Order
Posts


<<
59 Pages
>>
 

You are dead.

 

04-09-14 06:46 PM
GateKeeper_A is Offline
Link
| ID: 1004990 | 66 Words

GateKeeper_A
Level: 32


POSTS: 129/220
POST EXP: 40318
LVL EXP: 199340
CP: 2185.3
VIZ: 144799

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
With a massive shake, the earth heaves, opening beneath your feet.  Staggering, you fall into the jagged hole in the ground moments before the ground shakes again, closing the hole that just swallowed you.  You are presumed dead.

Watching all the people on their riding mowers around the neighborhood, I go to the garage and pull my old push mower to start mowing my own lawn.
With a massive shake, the earth heaves, opening beneath your feet.  Staggering, you fall into the jagged hole in the ground moments before the ground shakes again, closing the hole that just swallowed you.  You are presumed dead.

Watching all the people on their riding mowers around the neighborhood, I go to the garage and pull my old push mower to start mowing my own lawn.
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 01-30-14
Last Post: 3099 days
Last Active: 2237 days

04-09-14 07:10 PM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1005007 | 24 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 263


POSTS: 3854/28312
POST EXP: 1930095
LVL EXP: 295910460
CP: 156516.0
VIZ: 12362157

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
As you enter the garage, the door falls and crushes you into the ground. You are very very dead.

I am reading a newspaper.
As you enter the garage, the door falls and crushes you into the ground. You are very very dead.

I am reading a newspaper.
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 94 days
Last Active: 6 days

04-09-14 08:16 PM
SacredShadow is Offline
Link
| ID: 1005048 | 88 Words

SacredShadow
Razor-987
Level: 152


POSTS: 5173/7753
POST EXP: 960743
LVL EXP: 43779194
CP: 34604.9
VIZ: 985840

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
And then you turn to the next page to quickly and you end up cutting your hand getting a paper cut, you then rush to the bathroom for a band aid, you slide on a banana peel and break your back and the mirror in your bathroom shatters and all the shards pierce your skin as you are lying flat on your back on the bathroom floor, they cut you too a million bloody shredded pieces. You are dead sir, have fun. 


I am watching episodes of DBZ

And then you turn to the next page to quickly and you end up cutting your hand getting a paper cut, you then rush to the bathroom for a band aid, you slide on a banana peel and break your back and the mirror in your bathroom shatters and all the shards pierce your skin as you are lying flat on your back on the bathroom floor, they cut you too a million bloody shredded pieces. You are dead sir, have fun. 


I am watching episodes of DBZ

Vizzed Elite

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 01-14-13
Last Post: 397 days
Last Active: 364 days

04-10-14 04:51 PM
juuldude is Offline
Link
| ID: 1005488 | 17 Words

juuldude
Level: 117


POSTS: 224/3976
POST EXP: 272721
LVL EXP: 17371310
CP: 13285.8
VIZ: 512838

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
You forget to turn off the TV and die of hunger and thirst. 

I'm drawing a painting.
You forget to turn off the TV and die of hunger and thirst. 

I'm drawing a painting.
Vizzed Elite
Dutch vizzedeer and Professor Layton fan


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-26-11
Location: Holland, The Netherlands, which you prefer
Last Post: 2064 days
Last Active: 1294 days

04-10-14 09:38 PM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1005589 | 20 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 263


POSTS: 3894/28312
POST EXP: 1930095
LVL EXP: 295910460
CP: 156516.0
VIZ: 12362157

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0

You inhale to much of the paints fumes and pass out. You are dead
I am playing tic tac toe.

You inhale to much of the paints fumes and pass out. You are dead
I am playing tic tac toe.
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 94 days
Last Active: 6 days

04-10-14 09:45 PM
GateKeeper_A is Offline
Link
| ID: 1005594 | 39 Words

GateKeeper_A
Level: 32


POSTS: 133/220
POST EXP: 40318
LVL EXP: 199340
CP: 2185.3
VIZ: 144799

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
With a chainsaw, on your own chest.  You are dead!


Standing in my living room in nothing but a pair of shorts, I crank up the volume of my TV as I put in the first season of Metalocalypse!
With a chainsaw, on your own chest.  You are dead!


Standing in my living room in nothing but a pair of shorts, I crank up the volume of my TV as I put in the first season of Metalocalypse!
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 01-30-14
Last Post: 3099 days
Last Active: 2237 days

04-12-14 08:11 PM
SacredShadow is Offline
Link
| ID: 1006625 | 90 Words

SacredShadow
Razor-987
Level: 152


POSTS: 5195/7753
POST EXP: 960743
LVL EXP: 43779194
CP: 34604.9
VIZ: 985840

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
And then the music is so powerful that it blows you out of your house,  and through the window at 100 mph and you land fast first on the asphalt street which shatters your skull into a million painful pieces and all of your brain matter and blood leaks out of your head slowly...you are dead. 

I am drinking a bottle or delicious drinkable blueberry yogurt that I just recently purchased at wegman's, I am not going to lie, this stuff is delicious, plus it has a lot of protein. 
And then the music is so powerful that it blows you out of your house,  and through the window at 100 mph and you land fast first on the asphalt street which shatters your skull into a million painful pieces and all of your brain matter and blood leaks out of your head slowly...you are dead. 

I am drinking a bottle or delicious drinkable blueberry yogurt that I just recently purchased at wegman's, I am not going to lie, this stuff is delicious, plus it has a lot of protein. 
Vizzed Elite

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 01-14-13
Last Post: 397 days
Last Active: 364 days

04-12-14 08:17 PM
gamer537 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1006631 | 60 Words

gamer537
Level: 27


POSTS: 50/146
POST EXP: 4449
LVL EXP: 115755
CP: 1262.4
VIZ: 12551

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Razor-987 : You have way to much protein and it turns you into a monster the army comes you clime on a bridge they shoot you you fall you are dead


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Sitting on the toilet?
Razor-987 : You have way to much protein and it turns you into a monster the army comes you clime on a bridge they shoot you you fall you are dead


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Sitting on the toilet?
Member
Pokemon master.


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 07-05-12
Location: Kanto
Last Post: 3212 days
Last Active: 3074 days

(edited by gamer537 on 04-12-14 08:18 PM)    

04-23-14 09:22 PM
Eternalflame7 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1012206 | 115 Words

Eternalflame7
Level: 32

POSTS: 125/204
POST EXP: 15718
LVL EXP: 185936
CP: 331.4
VIZ: 0

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
As you sit on the toilet playing with your iPod (or whatever) you suddenly slip into the toilet. As you flail your arms out in desperation your hand hit the flush thingy. The toilet tries to flush but you butt is lodged in it so the toilet overflows. The water flows out over the toilet first filling your basement and slowly making its way up to you. As the water is up to your nose you continue trying to escape. In your hopeless flailing you breath in some water causing you to choke and cough inhaling even more water. The water fills your lungs and you drown. Conglaturation you dead.      

I'm eating some chicken wings
As you sit on the toilet playing with your iPod (or whatever) you suddenly slip into the toilet. As you flail your arms out in desperation your hand hit the flush thingy. The toilet tries to flush but you butt is lodged in it so the toilet overflows. The water flows out over the toilet first filling your basement and slowly making its way up to you. As the water is up to your nose you continue trying to escape. In your hopeless flailing you breath in some water causing you to choke and cough inhaling even more water. The water fills your lungs and you drown. Conglaturation you dead.      

I'm eating some chicken wings
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-23-13
Location: Canada
Last Post: 3257 days
Last Active: 3082 days

04-27-14 12:18 AM
Elpizo is Offline
Link
| ID: 1013647 | 48 Words

Elpizo
Level: 52


POSTS: 401/638
POST EXP: 21825
LVL EXP: 1071667
CP: 2490.5
VIZ: 55710

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
You eat all the chicken wings, tut realize that there is a tiny amount of meat on one of the bones. You bit it, but bite the bone! Your teeth fall out and you swallow them! They cut up your throat and you die!

I am skinny dipping.
You eat all the chicken wings, tut realize that there is a tiny amount of meat on one of the bones. You bit it, but bite the bone! Your teeth fall out and you swallow them! They cut up your throat and you die!

I am skinny dipping.
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 03-10-12
Last Post: 2966 days
Last Active: 1836 days

05-12-14 01:48 PM
GateKeeper_A is Offline
Link
| ID: 1019717 | 69 Words

GateKeeper_A
Level: 32


POSTS: 142/220
POST EXP: 40318
LVL EXP: 199340
CP: 2185.3
VIZ: 144799

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
In a lake full of parahna.  You think nothing of it as you scratch your giblets sliding off the dock and into the water, but the carnivorous fish notice almost instantly.  Within seconds, you vanish in a froth of churning red water as you are eaten alive.  You are dead.

Having barely escaped the clutches of my evil in laws, I reach the relative safety of my own home.
In a lake full of parahna.  You think nothing of it as you scratch your giblets sliding off the dock and into the water, but the carnivorous fish notice almost instantly.  Within seconds, you vanish in a froth of churning red water as you are eaten alive.  You are dead.

Having barely escaped the clutches of my evil in laws, I reach the relative safety of my own home.
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 01-30-14
Last Post: 3099 days
Last Active: 2237 days

05-12-14 07:35 PM
lilythetigerkity is Offline
Link
| ID: 1019854 | 17 Words

Level: 35


POSTS: 14/263
POST EXP: 15761
LVL EXP: 257027
CP: 2922.9
VIZ: 122455

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
You walk into the house and are shot by your cat with thumbs...................................................................... I buy a puppy.




You walk into the house and are shot by your cat with thumbs...................................................................... I buy a puppy.




Vizzed Elite
Peachy


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 05-10-14
Location: NY
Last Post: 3270 days
Last Active: 2149 days

(edited by lilythetigerkity on 05-12-14 10:03 PM)    

05-12-14 09:55 PM
Cap'n is Offline
Link
| ID: 1019912 | 25 Words

Cap'n
styrofoamboots
Level: 45


POSTS: 19/460
POST EXP: 25644
LVL EXP: 642163
CP: 1525.6
VIZ: 13647

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
The puppy ransacks your house and causes a large bookshelf to fall over and crush you; You are dead.
I read a a drama novel.
The puppy ransacks your house and causes a large bookshelf to fall over and crush you; You are dead.
I read a a drama novel.
Trusted Member
groans


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-12-12
Location: heck
Last Post: 2659 days
Last Active: 2603 days

05-12-14 10:24 PM
GateKeeper_A is Offline
Link
| ID: 1019924 | 47 Words

GateKeeper_A
Level: 32


POSTS: 143/220
POST EXP: 40318
LVL EXP: 199340
CP: 2185.3
VIZ: 144799

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Unfortunately, you find yourself setting next to lilythetigerkity when the puppy causes the bookshelf to fall over, crushing you under the same bookshelf.  You are dead.

I dragged my old Nintendo GameCube out of the basement today and set it up for my children to play with.
Unfortunately, you find yourself setting next to lilythetigerkity when the puppy causes the bookshelf to fall over, crushing you under the same bookshelf.  You are dead.

I dragged my old Nintendo GameCube out of the basement today and set it up for my children to play with.
Member

Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 01-30-14
Last Post: 3099 days
Last Active: 2237 days

05-12-14 10:51 PM
TheReaper7290 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1019933 | 21 Words

TheReaper7290
Level: 78


POSTS: 15/1737
POST EXP: 37593
LVL EXP: 4380657
CP: 9849.5
VIZ: 153870

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
When you children play mario he came out the tv and jumped on you head you are dead. Im making popcorn
When you children play mario he came out the tv and jumped on you head you are dead. Im making popcorn
Trusted Member
Angel Of Death


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 04-10-14
Location: The After life
Last Post: 2547 days
Last Active: 269 days

05-13-14 07:41 AM
Brynite is Offline
Link
| ID: 1019995 | 70 Words

Brynite
Cooliogb
Level: 25


POSTS: 65/121
POST EXP: 8322
LVL EXP: 88845
CP: 4156.9
VIZ: 207718

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
Being the genius you are, you're making the popcorn on the stove-top kettle and put olive oil in the pan so it wouldn't stick, and the greasy kernels pop up onto your face, scalding your face off and your skin off until your face muscles show and the intense agonizing pain results to a heart attack. You are dead.

I'm inside a huge hypoallergenic bubble playing patty cake with myself.
Being the genius you are, you're making the popcorn on the stove-top kettle and put olive oil in the pan so it wouldn't stick, and the greasy kernels pop up onto your face, scalding your face off and your skin off until your face muscles show and the intense agonizing pain results to a heart attack. You are dead.

I'm inside a huge hypoallergenic bubble playing patty cake with myself.
Member
Official Officialist in The Unofficial Officiality of Officials


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 02-06-12
Location: Bloomington Illinois USA
Last Post: 2158 days
Last Active: 1 day

(edited by Cooliogb on 05-13-14 07:49 AM)    

05-19-14 03:59 AM
Poka Mocha is Offline
Link
| ID: 1022350 | 35 Words

Poka Mocha
Kuti_Kat
Level: 51


POSTS: 83/631
POST EXP: 51613
LVL EXP: 959620
CP: 2001.2
VIZ: 6052

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
You popped the bubble by playing patty cake, which caused a sonic boom that blasts so loud, your ears bled till you died. You are dead.

I am hiding under my bed covers. . .
You popped the bubble by playing patty cake, which caused a sonic boom that blasts so loud, your ears bled till you died. You are dead.

I am hiding under my bed covers. . .
Trusted Member
"o snap, what up?"


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 04-06-14
Location: None of your business
Last Post: 1937 days
Last Active: 1460 days

05-19-14 09:43 AM
zanderlex is Offline
Link
| ID: 1022402 | 18 Words

zanderlex
dark mode
Level: 263


POSTS: 4585/28312
POST EXP: 1930095
LVL EXP: 295910460
CP: 156516.0
VIZ: 12362157

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
You fall asleep and stay under the covers for 6 hours, thereby suffocating.

I am eating a mint.
You fall asleep and stay under the covers for 6 hours, thereby suffocating.

I am eating a mint.
Vizzed Elite
Sergei's Mustache


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 09-25-13
Location: Inaba
Last Post: 94 days
Last Active: 6 days

05-29-14 01:58 AM
TheReaper7290 is Offline
Link
| ID: 1026868 | 55 Words

TheReaper7290
Level: 78


POSTS: 252/1737
POST EXP: 37593
LVL EXP: 4380657
CP: 9849.5
VIZ: 153870

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
you swallow the mint it gets stuck in you throat and start choking so you get up and run down the stairs to get a drink but trip on a ball at the top of the stairs and fall down all the stairs and broke your neck you are dead.

I was going to bed
you swallow the mint it gets stuck in you throat and start choking so you get up and run down the stairs to get a drink but trip on a ball at the top of the stairs and fall down all the stairs and broke your neck you are dead.

I was going to bed
Trusted Member
Angel Of Death


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 04-10-14
Location: The After life
Last Post: 2547 days
Last Active: 269 days

05-29-14 04:27 AM
Poka Mocha is Offline
Link
| ID: 1026889 | 26 Words

Poka Mocha
Kuti_Kat
Level: 51


POSTS: 99/631
POST EXP: 51613
LVL EXP: 959620
CP: 2001.2
VIZ: 6052

Likes: 0  Dislikes: 0
You stubbed your toe, hit your head against your closet, and smashed your head threw your bed. You are dead.

I'm drawing a picture of Hamtaro.
You stubbed your toe, hit your head against your closet, and smashed your head threw your bed. You are dead.

I'm drawing a picture of Hamtaro.
Trusted Member
"o snap, what up?"


Affected by 'Laziness Syndrome'

Registered: 04-06-14
Location: None of your business
Last Post: 1937 days
Last Active: 1460 days

Links

Page Comments


This page has no comments

Adblocker detected!

Vizzed.com is very expensive to keep alive! The Ads pay for the servers.

Vizzed has 3 TB worth of games and 1 TB worth of music.  This site is free to use but the ads barely pay for the monthly server fees.  If too many more people use ad block, the site cannot survive.

We prioritize the community over the site profits.  This is why we avoid using annoying (but high paying) ads like most other sites which include popups, obnoxious sounds and animations, malware, and other forms of intrusiveness.  We'll do our part to never resort to these types of ads, please do your part by helping support this site by adding Vizzed.com to your ad blocking whitelist.

×