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01-21-13 11:35 AM
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Question 1: If you were to get rid of one state in the United States which one would it be and why? Job: Researcher It would have to be California. They have been in a down spiral for too long. Question 2: How many cows are in Canada? Job: Google Data evaluator Calculating the amount of cows in the world, and finding about how many are remaining after getting rid of the big cow countries, I will say 8. Question 3: How many quarters would you need to reach the height of the Empire State Building? Job: Jetblue Revenue Management Worker More than I could dream of having. Question 4: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? Job: Office Engineer He will say that he wants the job. Because you decided that five minutes would be enough for a interview. Question 5: What songs best describe your work ethic? Job: Dell sales consumer A song called "Do Nothing". Question 6: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos walks into your office and says you can have a million dollars to launch your best entrepreneurial idea. What is it? Job: Amazon Product Development The enterprise of my bank account. Question 7: What do you think about when your alone in your car? Job: Gallup Analysts I think about how cool it would be to have a real house. Question 8: How would you rate your memory? Job: Marriott front desk associate What was the question? Question 9: Name 3 previous Nobel Prize Winners? Job: Office Management Alex Ovechkin, Tim Tebow, and Michael Jackson. Question 10: Can you say Peter Pepper Picked a Pickle Pepper and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time? Job: Mastercard call center Yes. Just don't make me prove it. Question 11: If we came to your house for dinner what would you serve? Job: TraderJoes Crew member KFC. Question 12: How would people communicate in a perfect world? Job: Software engineer They would all be alone in their houses. Question 13: How would you make a tuna fish sandwich? Job: Office Manager Buy one from Subway. Question 14: My wife and I are going on vacation. Where would you recommend? Job: Adviser Try the city dump. Great price, for the location. Question 15: You are a head chef at a restaurant and your team has been selected to be on Iron Chef. How do you prepare your team for the competition and how do you leverage the competition for your restaurant? Job: Business Analysts What the heck is Iron Chef? Question 16: Estimate how many windows are in New York? Job: Consultant I would say about 15.3. Question 17: What is your favorite song? Perform for us now. Job: Manager My favorite song is Cotton Eye Joe. "Bla, bla bla, Cotton eyed joe. Bla bla go." Question 18: Calculate the angle of two clock pointers when the time is 11:50? Job: Bank of America software developer Only 30 degrees into my shift. Question 19: Have you ever stolen a pen from work? Job: Software architect Why would I buy a pen when work has millions of them. Question 23: On a scale of 1 to 10, rate me as an interviewer? Job: Kraft Foods general laborer -34. You scheduled a Mexican penguin five minutes after my interview was scheduled. Question 24: If you could be anyone else, who would it be? Job: Sales Representative I would be the penguin, because I wouldn't get a rushed interview. Question 25: How would you direct someone else on how to cook an omelet? Job: PETCO Analysts. Google it. It would have to be California. They have been in a down spiral for too long. Question 2: How many cows are in Canada? Job: Google Data evaluator Calculating the amount of cows in the world, and finding about how many are remaining after getting rid of the big cow countries, I will say 8. Question 3: How many quarters would you need to reach the height of the Empire State Building? Job: Jetblue Revenue Management Worker More than I could dream of having. Question 4: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? Job: Office Engineer He will say that he wants the job. Because you decided that five minutes would be enough for a interview. Question 5: What songs best describe your work ethic? Job: Dell sales consumer A song called "Do Nothing". Question 6: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos walks into your office and says you can have a million dollars to launch your best entrepreneurial idea. What is it? Job: Amazon Product Development The enterprise of my bank account. Question 7: What do you think about when your alone in your car? Job: Gallup Analysts I think about how cool it would be to have a real house. Question 8: How would you rate your memory? Job: Marriott front desk associate What was the question? Question 9: Name 3 previous Nobel Prize Winners? Job: Office Management Alex Ovechkin, Tim Tebow, and Michael Jackson. Question 10: Can you say Peter Pepper Picked a Pickle Pepper and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time? Job: Mastercard call center Yes. Just don't make me prove it. Question 11: If we came to your house for dinner what would you serve? Job: TraderJoes Crew member KFC. Question 12: How would people communicate in a perfect world? Job: Software engineer They would all be alone in their houses. Question 13: How would you make a tuna fish sandwich? Job: Office Manager Buy one from Subway. Question 14: My wife and I are going on vacation. Where would you recommend? Job: Adviser Try the city dump. Great price, for the location. Question 15: You are a head chef at a restaurant and your team has been selected to be on Iron Chef. How do you prepare your team for the competition and how do you leverage the competition for your restaurant? Job: Business Analysts What the heck is Iron Chef? Question 16: Estimate how many windows are in New York? Job: Consultant I would say about 15.3. Question 17: What is your favorite song? Perform for us now. Job: Manager My favorite song is Cotton Eye Joe. "Bla, bla bla, Cotton eyed joe. Bla bla go." Question 18: Calculate the angle of two clock pointers when the time is 11:50? Job: Bank of America software developer Only 30 degrees into my shift. Question 19: Have you ever stolen a pen from work? Job: Software architect Why would I buy a pen when work has millions of them. Question 23: On a scale of 1 to 10, rate me as an interviewer? Job: Kraft Foods general laborer -34. You scheduled a Mexican penguin five minutes after my interview was scheduled. Question 24: If you could be anyone else, who would it be? Job: Sales Representative I would be the penguin, because I wouldn't get a rushed interview. Question 25: How would you direct someone else on how to cook an omelet? Job: PETCO Analysts. Google it. |
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01-29-13 02:35 PM
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Question 1:I would get rid of Hawaii reason for crying out loud its a island
Question 2:I think it's supposed to be a trick question my answer is none Question 3:thirty two it's a guess because its a interview not a quiz Question 4:the penguin says amigo and he's here to take over the world Question 5:gangnam style because I work like a Asian Question 6:my idea would be making a profit on selling corn dogs Question 7:I think about my mom because I love my mom Question 8:I remember things very well I guess 8/10 I tend to forget sometimes Question 9:here they are 1.chuck Norris 2.jackie chan 3.yao Ming Question 10:no because I don't know what cross selling washing machines is Question 11:I would serve a banana because I wouldn't waste my time cooking for you Question 12:by telephone like what we do now duh Question 13:get tuna get two slices of bread put tuna in middle ta da Question 14:I recommend Hawaii it's very nice and calm there Question 15:I would make them practice cooking food duh and I would get rid of the competition to ensure my victory Question 16:probably about a thousand I never been to New York before Question 17:my favorite song is gangnam style do I look Asian how would I know the lyrics opha gangnam style Question 18:I only got a digital clock there's no way I'm gonna buy another clock to do a pointless thing such as that Question 19:steal a pen I would never (sarcasm) Question 20:hmm two celebrities I guess Justin beiber and Selena Gomez Question 21:a knife at least I can stab stuff I hate Question 22:I would tell you deal with it this is not a funeral Question 23:interview who exactly now I'm just confused Question 24:I would be mario so if anybody robs me I can just jump on them and they will die I would also have more lives Question 25:um first get a banana then put it in a microwave and heat it for ten minutes Wow those questions were very weird but unique at the same time Question 2:I think it's supposed to be a trick question my answer is none Question 3:thirty two it's a guess because its a interview not a quiz Question 4:the penguin says amigo and he's here to take over the world Question 5:gangnam style because I work like a Asian Question 6:my idea would be making a profit on selling corn dogs Question 7:I think about my mom because I love my mom Question 8:I remember things very well I guess 8/10 I tend to forget sometimes Question 9:here they are 1.chuck Norris 2.jackie chan 3.yao Ming Question 10:no because I don't know what cross selling washing machines is Question 11:I would serve a banana because I wouldn't waste my time cooking for you Question 12:by telephone like what we do now duh Question 13:get tuna get two slices of bread put tuna in middle ta da Question 14:I recommend Hawaii it's very nice and calm there Question 15:I would make them practice cooking food duh and I would get rid of the competition to ensure my victory Question 16:probably about a thousand I never been to New York before Question 17:my favorite song is gangnam style do I look Asian how would I know the lyrics opha gangnam style Question 18:I only got a digital clock there's no way I'm gonna buy another clock to do a pointless thing such as that Question 19:steal a pen I would never (sarcasm) Question 20:hmm two celebrities I guess Justin beiber and Selena Gomez Question 21:a knife at least I can stab stuff I hate Question 22:I would tell you deal with it this is not a funeral Question 23:interview who exactly now I'm just confused Question 24:I would be mario so if anybody robs me I can just jump on them and they will die I would also have more lives Question 25:um first get a banana then put it in a microwave and heat it for ten minutes Wow those questions were very weird but unique at the same time |
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Question 1: If you were to get rid of one state in the United States which one would it be and why? Job: Researcher Question 2: How many cows are in Canada? Job: Google Data evaluator Question 3: How many quarters would you need to reach the height of the Empire State Building? Job: Jetblue Revenue Management Worker Question 4: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? Job: Office Engineer Question 5: What songs best describe your work ethic? Job: Dell sales consumer Question 6: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos walks into your office and says you can have a milliondollars to launch your best entrepreneurial idea. What is it? Job: Amazon Product Development Question 7: What do you think about when your alone in your car? Job: Gallup Analysts Question 8: How would you rate your memory? Job: Marriott front desk associate Question 9: Name 3 previous Nobel Prize Winners? Job: Office Management Question 10: Can you say Peter Pepper Picked a Pickle Pepper and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time? Job: Mastercard call center Question 11: If we came to your house for dinner what would you serve? Job: TraderJoes Crew member Question 12: How would people communicate in a perfect world? Job: Software engineer Question 13: How would you make a tuna fish sandwich? Job: Office Manager Question 14: My wife and I are going on vacation. Where would you recommend? Job: Adviser Question 15: You are a head chef at a restaurant and your team has been selected to be on Iron Chef. How do you prepare your team for the competition and how do you leverage the competition for your restaurant? Job: Business Analysts Question 16: Estimate how many windows are in New York? Job: Consultant Question 17: What is your favorite song? Perform for us now. Job: Manager Question 18: Calculate the angle of two clock pointers when the time is 11:50? Job: Bank of America software developer Question 19: Have you ever stolen a pen from work? Job: Software architect Question 20: Pick two celebrities to be your parents? Job: Sales associate Question 21: What kitchen utensil would you be? Job: Marketer Question 22: If you had turned your cell phone to silent and it rang really loudly despite it being silent, what would you tell me? Job: Biomedical Engineer. Question 23: On a scale of 1 to 10, rate me as an interviewer? Job: Kraft Foods general laborer Question 24: If you could be anyone else, who would it be? Job: Sales Representative Question 25: How would you direct someone else on how to cook an omelet? Job: PETCO Analysts. Question 1 - Nebraska. Damn them and their corn. Question 2 - Enough. Question 3 - More than 500 million. Question 4 - He doesn't say anything because he's a penguin. He's there to prove that penguins can be Mexican too. Question 5 - "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island Question 6 - Question 7 - Why am I alone in my car? Why do I own a car suddenly? Question 8 - I forget. Question 9 - Martin Luther King Jr., Mother Teresa, and Albert Einstein Question 10- Yeah, it's just like how I can rub my tummy and pat my head at the same time. Question 11- Question 12- Telepathy. Though security reasons would intrude, I figure it would be the ideal way to speak, next to the obvious, barking at people like a dog. Question 13- Mash up the tuna with the mayonnaise and spread it on the bread, squirt mustard onto the bread. Question 14- Question 15- Very carefully. Question 16- More than over 90000? Question 17- "Womanizer" by Britney Spears Question 18- It'd be quite a cute angle I'd guess. Question 19- Yeah, but I'm not telling yo- CRAP. Question 20- Snooki and Lil Wayne Question 21- The foon. Question 22- I would say that the button for silent broke. (Actual problem on my iPhone) Question 23- You suck at your job. Now employ me, fool. Question 24- Somebody with a job. Question 25: How would you direct someone else on how to cook an omelet? Job: PETCO Analysts. Like this! (NSFW) Well, I think I'm going to be getting a job some time soon. Question 1: If you were to get rid of one state in the United States which one would it be and why? Job: Researcher Question 2: How many cows are in Canada? Job: Google Data evaluator Question 3: How many quarters would you need to reach the height of the Empire State Building? Job: Jetblue Revenue Management Worker Question 4: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? Job: Office Engineer Question 5: What songs best describe your work ethic? Job: Dell sales consumer Question 6: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos walks into your office and says you can have a milliondollars to launch your best entrepreneurial idea. What is it? Job: Amazon Product Development Question 7: What do you think about when your alone in your car? Job: Gallup Analysts Question 8: How would you rate your memory? Job: Marriott front desk associate Question 9: Name 3 previous Nobel Prize Winners? Job: Office Management Question 10: Can you say Peter Pepper Picked a Pickle Pepper and cross-sell a washing machine at the same time? Job: Mastercard call center Question 11: If we came to your house for dinner what would you serve? Job: TraderJoes Crew member Question 12: How would people communicate in a perfect world? Job: Software engineer Question 13: How would you make a tuna fish sandwich? Job: Office Manager Question 14: My wife and I are going on vacation. Where would you recommend? Job: Adviser Question 15: You are a head chef at a restaurant and your team has been selected to be on Iron Chef. How do you prepare your team for the competition and how do you leverage the competition for your restaurant? Job: Business Analysts Question 16: Estimate how many windows are in New York? Job: Consultant Question 17: What is your favorite song? Perform for us now. Job: Manager Question 18: Calculate the angle of two clock pointers when the time is 11:50? Job: Bank of America software developer Question 19: Have you ever stolen a pen from work? Job: Software architect Question 20: Pick two celebrities to be your parents? Job: Sales associate Question 21: What kitchen utensil would you be? Job: Marketer Question 22: If you had turned your cell phone to silent and it rang really loudly despite it being silent, what would you tell me? Job: Biomedical Engineer. Question 23: On a scale of 1 to 10, rate me as an interviewer? Job: Kraft Foods general laborer Question 24: If you could be anyone else, who would it be? Job: Sales Representative Question 25: How would you direct someone else on how to cook an omelet? Job: PETCO Analysts. Question 1 - Nebraska. Damn them and their corn. Question 2 - Enough. Question 3 - More than 500 million. Question 4 - He doesn't say anything because he's a penguin. He's there to prove that penguins can be Mexican too. Question 5 - "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island Question 6 - Question 7 - Why am I alone in my car? Why do I own a car suddenly? Question 8 - I forget. Question 9 - Martin Luther King Jr., Mother Teresa, and Albert Einstein Question 10- Yeah, it's just like how I can rub my tummy and pat my head at the same time. Question 11- Question 12- Telepathy. Though security reasons would intrude, I figure it would be the ideal way to speak, next to the obvious, barking at people like a dog. Question 13- Mash up the tuna with the mayonnaise and spread it on the bread, squirt mustard onto the bread. Question 14- Question 15- Very carefully. Question 16- More than over 90000? Question 17- "Womanizer" by Britney Spears Question 18- It'd be quite a cute angle I'd guess. Question 19- Yeah, but I'm not telling yo- CRAP. Question 20- Snooki and Lil Wayne Question 21- The foon. Question 22- I would say that the button for silent broke. (Actual problem on my iPhone) Question 23- You suck at your job. Now employ me, fool. Question 24- Somebody with a job. Question 25: How would you direct someone else on how to cook an omelet? Job: PETCO Analysts. Like this! (NSFW) Well, I think I'm going to be getting a job some time soon. |
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