Well guys, I wanted to make another story, but THIS time, it revolves around "Tetris".

Notes to remember:

Read this one: • Fan story. I am not trying to amuse the Tetris pieces.

IMPORTANT: • Contains personification.

PLEASE READ THIS ONE: This post will be edited just so I can change the chapter number and the chapter's name.

Random: • Sometimes, it might be funny because the pieces sometimes make jokes about other pieces.

• For the whole story, it will be just the pieces, chatting with each other in a peaceful town.

• The I piece will sometimes say random things that don't make sense or purposly misspell words to be funny.

• The Story chapters will be longer than my "my pokemon story about me." story. Watch out, the chapters may be too long, keep that in mind.

• MOST IMPORTANT: At the end of every chapter, instead of a preview, there will be a few outtakes of the chapter that I am currently on.


Enjoy!


Giegas :
Giegas : Double summon by copy and pasting summon code in edit so you could find this a lot faster.

Characters for chapter 1a/1b:

J piece (Talks less than S piece.)
S piece (Doesn't talk much.)
L piece (Talks a little, more talk than J, less than S.)
T piece (Likes Tetris, talks the 2nd most.)
I piece (Silly piece, talks weird.)
O piece (Only talks whenever he needs to, helper.)
Z piece (Talks the most and a lot, founder of Tetrisnet and Tetris Friends game.)


NOTE: I do NOT own the rights to Tetris or the pieces, they belong to their respective owner, Nintendo.

NOTE 2: Each chapter may be split into a few parts, so you might want to look close at the chapter number.


Chapter 1a, the pieces meet, part 1.

   When Tetris was made in the following year of 1985, 7 special pieces were born, here are the pieces:

• L piece. Call him L for short.
• J piece. Call him J for short.
• S piece. Call him S for short.
• Z piece. Call him Z for short.
• I piece. Call him I for short.
• O piece. Call him O for short.
• T piece. Call him T for short.

   That was all the life needed, Tetris pieces.

   But first, the pieces had to be named, when they grew up, their names where J piece, S piece, Z piece, I piece, L piece, T piece, and O piece.

   When they grew up long enough to be able to hire constructors to make a house for the pieces, they found a place to talk in, they wanted to chat with each other for a while and have fun...

[J] Hey, how's it going?
[T] Good, think something would happen to us?
[I piece] We can make a Tetris with me! How about that?
[O] Oh no!
[L] What!?
[Z] WHY!?!?
[I piece] "Y u no" like that?
[S piece] It causes the Tetris to be a exctinct thing to remember.
[I piece] Oh, ok. "Sowwy!"
[Z] *brings out computer and loads Tetrisnet* Well, I thought of maybe us playing a Tetris game I found on the "Tetrisnet".
[O] What is the Tetrisnet?
[Z] Well O, it is the Internet but we have 2 different internets, thee Internet, and our Internet, the Tetrisnet. In our world, we use Tetrisnet.
[O] Now I understand.
[Z] Hey anyone, want to play some Tetris here on Tetrisfriends.com? I have a account for all you and me.
[S piece] I want to play!
[O] No, I want to!
[T] I want to!
[Z] Hang on, everyone! Let's vote. How many pieces want O to play? *crickets make noise* 0 hands. How many pieces want T to play? 
*All hands raise up*
Wow, all 7 of us? How lucky are we? The 7 some! Ok, T, you are ready to play. I have to sign you in with your name and password. *signs in as T* There we go.
[T] Awesome! What game?
[O] Marathon, get ready because the game is loaded and ready for you.
[T] Ok, *approaches computer* I think I am ready. *clicks Start*
[Game] 3, 2, 1, Go!
[T] Ok, uh... *pauses game* I don't know how this works, so I need to figure out the keys. *looks at controls* How am I supposed to play the game with these controls!? I think a control set will be perfect for my hands which are the sides of me. *sets up controls* There we go. *unpauses* Now I will start. *spams hard drop key* Is this how you play Tetris?
[Game] Nice try, you lost! Score: 193, Lines: 0, Level: 1.
[T] *smashes head on keyboard* I, HATE, THIS GAMEEEEEEEE!!!!! *runs away crying, then trips* Help, I'm a piece and I can't get up!
[O] I think I can help. Z, help cling the other side of T with your top. The side I am looking at will be for me.
[Z] Got it clipped.
[O] Ok, I have to make a run so I can hit the edge of T. *backs up 15 feet* Ok, sprint! *runs* Let go of T now.
[Z] *lets go of T* Ok.
[O] Here I go! *jumps and hits side of T* What... He is flying?
[T] Look at me, I can flyyyyy! *hits wall*
[Z] That's gotta hurt! *gasps* Hurry, catch him, he's gonna fall!
[O] I will make a safe spot for him to land on with my flat side. *lies down flat*
[T] AAAAAAAAAA- *thud* *groans* What happened?
[Z] It seems that you trip, then you hit a wall at a fast speed, hope you are ok.
[T] Well, a little spot of my top block is a little red from the impact. Other than that, I am ok.
[Z] Oh, thank goodness!
[L] Ok, next time, make sure you don't run.
[T] Ok.


End of chapter 1a. Chapter 1b will come soon.

Outtakes of chapter 1a:

Outtake 1:

[O] Here I go! *jumps and hits side of T* What... He is flying?
[T] Look at me, I can flyyyyy! *hits wall*
[Z] That's gotta hurt! *gasps* Hurry, catch him, he's gonna fall!
[O] I will make a safe spot for him to land on with my top!
[T] AAAAAAAAA- *snaps in half*
[O] *screams*
[S piece] Oh my god, O killed T!
[Z] YOU-
[T] I'm okay!
[Z] Never mind.
[S piece] God, dang it!

Outtake 2:

[T] Now I will start. *spams hard drop key* Is this how you play Tetris?
[Game] Congratulations! You win! Score: 193, Lines: 0, Level: 1.
[T] Yay, I win Tetris!
[Z] Uh, that isn't how you are supposed to play Tetris.
[T] Says the loser of the game, I can play like a boss!


End of chapter 1a outtakes.


If you have any questions, feel free to ask him while the story goes.

I finally found it.Yay me.Anyway,good chapter.Lots of humor in this one.

Before I start the next part of chapter 1, I would like to say that:

• When I put "I" or "S" in brackets, it will italic the text or cross out the rest of the story, so I instead have to put "I piece" and "S piece".

• To make sure the piece's lines isn't all squeezed, I press the enter key between every piece's lines so it doesn't make problems.

• J, and L will be absent for the entire part of the chapter, except for at the end. They are at a bar, drinking and telling jokes.

• There is a new character for this one part, only at the very end of the chapter.

Enjoy!

WARNING: This chapter contains some nasty things at the end, watch if you dare/risk.


Chapter 1b, the pieces meet, part 2.

  So then, Z goes to Tetris Arena with a account named "TetrisPieces7", and does this...


[Z] Ok, if anyone wants to go ahead and try this, rank 1, battle against, uh, I think it is "Matrix20". Anyone want to try? First hand raise gets to-

[S piece] I want to! *raises hand*

[Z] Ok, S, you're up!

[S piece] Yay! *runs to computer*

[Game] TetrisPieces7 vs stevie764!

[S piece] *gasps* He appeared just when Matrix20 left!

[Game] 3, 2, 1, GO!

[S piece] I will try Tetrising! *builds up stack*

[O] Come on, you can do it!

[T] It is all in you, all in you!

[S piece] Double Tetris time!

[Game] Tetris! Back-To-Back Tetris!

[S piece] Come on, almost there, almost! Just have to make this setup, and- WHAT!? HE IS T-SPIN TRIPLING ME!!!

[Game] stevie764 just sent you 36 lines!

[S piece] NOOOOOOOO! I LOST! *rages*

[Game] Room results:

1st: stevie764
2nd: TetrisPieces7

Points:

stevie764, +21, 215/1000, rank 14.
TetrisPieces7, +297, 797/1000, rank 1.

Your next match will start in 15 seconds.

[O] That did not just happen!

[T] Oh yes it did!

[O] Let me try a little hack!

[I piece] Haxorz are for newbies!

[O] Dude, I think you might be right. We are newbies! > : D

[I piece] Oh god, please don't hack!

[O] Fine, I won't. *turns on hack for easy win, "1000 lines for every 2 lines" while I piece blinks*

[Game] 3, 2, 1, GO!

[O] I just have to make a double line, and...

[Game] Double! 1000 lines sent!

stevie764 used armor.

1000 lines bounced back and hit TetrisPieces7!

stevie764 KO'ed TetrisPieces7!

[O] HE IS A STUPID HAXOR!


[Game] stevie764 is not hacking, he is 100% always legit player.

Room results:

1st: stevie764
2nd: TetrisPieces7

Points:

stevie764, +/-0, 215/1000, rank 14.
TetrisPieces7, +203, 1000/1000, rank 1.

TetrisPieces7, Congratulations! You ranked up to rank 2!

TetrisPieces7, 500/1000, rank 2.

Your next match will begin in 20 seconds.

[O] Atleast we got some points out of that and ranked up.

[T] Hurry, let's quit before it sta-

[Game] 3, 2, 1, GO!

[T] Spam hard drop time! *tops out*

[Game] You topped out!

Room results:

1st: stevie764
2nd: TetrisPieces7

Points:

stevie764, +/-0, 215/1000, rank 14.
TetrisPieces7, -9001, -9499/1000, rank 2.

Boooo! You ranked down to Rank -9! 499/1000.

[O] That is so cheap! The minimum rank is 1, and the maximum is 20, THAT'S NOT FAIR!

[Game] You exited to the Arena Lobby.

[S piece] *closes out Tetrisnet* That was too much rage today, let's get some drinks to refresh ourselves.

[I piece] The only place that has drinks is the bar.

[S piece] Lets go there, it is right next door.

[Narrator] Outside their house...

[T] Oh my! Tons of cars on the road.

[O] Wait for the red light, and... It's red! Everyone, let's go!


[Narrator] At the bar...


[Z] This has got to be a joke! Beer? What is with this place!?

[I piece] Hey, I found J and L!

[O] You did! Where?

[I piece] Over at table 16.

[J and L] Hey, long time no see! Where have you been?

[O] We were at the house playing some Tetris Arena.

[J] Did something happen? You have a wavy face. We were drinking some beer if you want some.

[O] Uh, uh-

[T] Say it, come on.

[O] I, uh, hacked into, uh, the Tetris Arena.

[J] NO WAY!

[L] U SRS!?

[O] Yeah, I, guess so. *nervous laugh*

*police siren*

[L] What the...!?

[Announcement speakers] Attention, attention! Everyone, hide in the bathroom doors! I repeat! Everyone, hide in the bathroom doors!

[L] LET'S GET IN BEFORE THEY COME!

[Narrator] As soon as everyone is in the bathroom A and B... (The population in the bar was 30 people. Capacity per bathroom was 15.)

*entrance to bar doors slam open*

[Police Z] Where is O!? ... Where is everyone?

[Police S] I think they might be somewhere, check under the tables. Police L, check in the bathrooms. Police T, check the managers desk for anything missing.

[Narrator] In bathroom A...

[O] *whispers* Oh, crab! I am so dead! At least I am in the very back.

[T] *whispers* Be quiet, they will catch you!

[Police T] *slams bathroom door open* WHERE IS O!?

[T] He is uh, nowhere to be found. Maybe check in the other bathroom.

[Police T] Ok, if we find O, we will arrest him. Sorry for the interupttance. *closes bathroom door* *reopens door* Wait a minute! I see something "Yellow" sticking out, is that O? I think it is, EVERYONE, GET OUTTA MY WAY!

[O] Wait, you don't under- *screams* RUN!!! IT'S THE POLICE! *tries to run* I CAN'T RUN!

[Police T] O, you are under arrest for hacking the Tetris Arena server to get 1000 lines sent for every 2 lines.

[O] Wait, this is a big misunderstanding! I beg to you, I didn't do it!

[Police T] Who, then?

[O] Uh...

[Police T] You! *hand cuffs O* Get in the police car! *drags O across the floor to the police car*

[O] SOMEONE, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!! *cries* Someone, JUST PLEASE HELP!!!

[I piece] I am going to help him. *runs* Here I come, O!

[O] HELLLLLP!

*police car doors shut*

[I piece] *gasps* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *cries* I was so close, and now he's... GONE!

[J] I wouldn't say that, he won't die unless it is a perma arrest.

*police car leaves, siren fades out as the car goes away farther*


End of chapter 1b.


Outtakes for chapter 1b:

Outtake 1:

[O] *whispers* Oh, crab! I am so dead! At least I am in the very back.

[Police T] *slams bathroom door open* $20 fine for nearly swearing!

[O] That wasn't even a swear!

[Police T] Yes it was. $20, please.

[O] *hands $20*

[Police T] You are under arrest for hacking the Tetris Arena server!


Outtake 2:

[Z] This has got to be a joke! Beer? What is with this place!?

[I piece] Hey, I found J and L!

[O] You did! Where?

[I piece] Over at table 16.

[J and L] Hey, long time no see! Where have you been?

[O] We were at the house playing some Tetris Arena. Wait a minute, is that beer!? Can I haz beer? *drinks the whole bottle* Oh, I don't feel so good... *vomits* Is that- *vomits* liquidfied- *vomits* poop!? *vomits*

[T] Everyone, all that beer is liquidfied poop!!!

[Everyone in the bar] *vomits for 10 seconds*




End of chapter 1. Chapter 2, coming soon.

LOL.

Nice story, Stevie... Pretty funny and entertaining.

What's going to happen with the "O" piece?!

POST CHAPTER NOW.

Eddy88 : Ok, here it is, like you wanted me to do. Enjoy.


Characters for Chapter 2:

Z piece
O piece
T piece
Unknown monster (
2 cameo characters
Police T
Police J


Sorry for the other pieces not having lines, they were at some museum of Tetris history.

Chapter 2: A day of... Maybe bad moments?


   Lastly on A life of Tetris, we saw that O was arrested for hacking the server of Tetris Arena. Will he make comeback, or will something else happen? Let's find out.

At the jail...

[Police T] *throws O into cell* You will be locked in prison for a year. Enjoy your stay. > : D *locks cell and leaves*

[O] *groans* What happened? *gasps* What are you two doing here?

[Wario] I got a arrested for Robbing a bank, Mama Mia was it terrible! I am not a allowed to even get bailed out. I am in here until I die or unless I can figure how to get out of here.

[Toad] I have a few seconds until I am free to go.

[Wario] Toad, before you go, I wish you luck.

[Toad] Thanks.

[Police J] *opens up cell* Toad, you are free to go.

[Toad] Yay! *runs to leave the jail* FREEDOM!!!

[Police J] Ok, weird. Anyways, you, Wario, are NOT allowed to get out. O, you will be free in a year. Tough luck, Wario. *leaves and locks cell again*

[O] How am I gonna get outta here!?

[Wario] Huh? *gasps* Mama Mia! You are a, uh, what are you?

[O] I am O, I came from Tetris Land.

[Wario] WOW!

[O] Lets think of a plan to escape.

[Wario] I might be a too greedy with money to escape without getting caught.

[O] Who cares!? Let's plan!

[Me] After a while, they figure out a plan that works good enough for them to make their escape.

[O] Ok, you will take a knife and start trying to cut out a circle that is just enough for me to tape this huge poster I have with me. I brought my Tetris 25th anniversary poster, and it is huge, so huge that there is no possible way ANYONE could find out. It will work best at midnight when everyone is sleeping.

[Wario] So we have to wait until around 12 AM?

[O] If we want to get outta here, it is best to wait until then. We have to nap. Hope we don't sleep through the night.


[Me] At 11:48 PM...

[Police T and J speaking through jail speaker] Time to sleep, good night! Have a good night.


[Me] When everyone is asleep...

[O] *yawns* That was a good nap. I almost forgot! *shakes Wario* (whispers) Wake up!

[Wario] Wah wah wah wah!!!

[O] (whispers) Be quiet, don't wanna wake anyone up.

[Wario] Phew, I thought it was someone else.

[O] Ok, let's do it.

[Me] After close to half a hour...

[Wario] (whispers) I got the tunnel all done. Let's a go!

[O] (whispers) Great!

[Wario] (whispers) Wait a minute, Lets put up that poster first before we go into the tunnel.

[O] (whispers) I got the stapler.


[Me] After the poster is set...

[Wario] (whispers) Lets grab the knife and the stapler so there is zero evidence of the hole.

[O] (whispers) I got them.

[Wario] (whispers) Now let's a go!


[Me] After a while when they finally escape the jail...


[O] Yes, we are finally free!

[Wario] Finally! Now I need to get to my castle. *runs to his castle*

[O] Now I need to call a cab. *dials phone for cab* Can you come to me please? I am next to a fortress. Thank you. *hangs up*


[Me] After O gets back at home, he rests at the house with the other pieces for tommorrow...

The next day...


[T] Everyone, breaking news!!

[News Station] Last night, we found a destroyed building in the middle of the night, we did get some footage of a monster whose unknown destroyed building. It turns out,  it was a jail. All of the prisoners died, only 2 escapers survived before the attack occured. We are now going over to reporter "Mario" behind the scene of the attack.

[Me] At the scene...

[Mario] I am here to report a monster destroyed this jail that I am look at, and it was something bad to happen. We got some footage, but it doesn't have enough evidence to tell who the monster really was, so it won't be shown. The monster had a long spiky tail, it was 30 or so feet tall, and it looked like a dinosaur according to the footage we got. If you find the monster, you are urged to call the Police. I am "Mario", channel 7, News Station.

[T] *turns off TV* MONSTERS ARE COMING!!!!!!!

[Everyone else in the house] *runs around screaming*

[T] Everyone calm down! Let's forget about that until it really kicks in.

[Z] Perfect timing! *opens up Tetrisnet* Anyone want to try ultra?

[O] I woud like to say that I was great playing the arena, so maybe I should give it a shot. *hits start key*

[Game] You will have 2 minutes to score as many points as you can, try your best to score high. 3, 2, 1, GO!

[Me] After 2 minutes...

[Game] Nice Job! Score: 8194, Lines: 52. You ranked #75 in today's leaderboard. You earned 10 tokens for placing in the leaderboard, and 5 tokens for a great game.

[O] Wow, I did great. Not many Tetrises, but still, a good run.

[Ad] Please refresh the page.

[O] Uh, ok. *clicks refresh*

[Tetris Friends Server] Your account, "TetrisPieces7" has been deleted because you were reported of hacking our server. We never tolerate that, and hacking is illegal. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HACK, I DON'T CARE AT ALL!!!


[Me] The 3 pieces then get shocked still. They get scared and then-

[T] RRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!



End of chapter 2.

Blooper reel:

Blooper 1:

[Wario] Lets bomb this place, I got a grenade.

[O] NO DON'T SET IT-

*BOOOOM!*

Blooper 2:

[O] Wario, use a bird's beak to cut out that hole open. Wait a minute...

[Wario & O] *burst into laughter*

[Wario] That ain't even sharp! HA HA HA HA!


Blooper 3:

[Wario] Now I have to get to my special moon. Wait, there is gravity! I can't get to my moon! MAMA MIA!



End of chapter 2 blooper reel.

Okay, As far... This is my favorite chapter!

I made the post you need... Now, Post the next part!

Eddy88 : Here it is. You probably might be the only one here who will post so I can do these chapters.

Also, sorry for the delay. Too busy with Tetris Friends and lack of trying to finish this one. Here it is.

Characters for chapter 3:

Cameo character
O
T
Z
S

WARNING ALERT: There are some AVGN references starting from here, but they are edited to fit the vizzed appropiate rules. 

Before we start, Q & A time!

Q1. How long will these chapters be?
A1. Hopefully all above 1000 words, depends.

Q2. How many chapters will there be in this story?
A2. My guess would be from 10-15, depends.

Q3. What is this story rated in your opinion using the ESRB?
A3. Mainly E, very little would be T for AVGN references.

Ok, here we go!

Chapter 3, What do I name this chapter!?


[T] KILL THAT LAPTOP!!

[S piece] I got a baseball bat! *whacks the laptop*

[Z] STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? *gasps* MY LAPTOP!!! IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT, S, FOR NEARLY DESTROYING MY LAPTOP!! YOU OWE ME-

[Computer] 250 tokens?

[Z] Thanks for finishing my sentence, computer. Anyways, NO LAPTOP FOR A  MONTH!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH THAT LAPTOP, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WATCH THE ASDFMOVIE 5 MINE TURTLE "Hello" FOR A HOUR!! GOT IT!?

[S piece] (scared) Ok.

[Z] Good. Now LEAVE IT BE! *storms out, leaves*

[S piece] We need to fix it before he gets back from calming down over a laptop. But how?

[O] We might need to get some wrench tools. But that costs tokens too!

[TV] Get 250 free tokens by answering this question!

[S piece] *grabs out camera and records*

[TV] WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

[S piece] IT'S PIKACHU!!

...

[TV] It's-

[Koffing] KOFFING!

[S piece] GOD, DANG IT! NOOOOOO- *stops recording* OOOOO!! 

(goes in AVGN rage mode) I WOULD RATHER PUT MY LEGS IN A CROCODILE'S MOUTH, while shoving my head, IN A UNICORNS HORN!!

[Z] HEY! WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO!?

[S piece] Uh, nothing?

[Z] Are you hiding something I can't see!?

[T] Well, there was a who's that pokemon game that hosts once every week and we lost because the SHADOW LOOKS LIKE A PIKACHU, BUT IT IS ALWAYS KOFFING!! If you guess it right, you get just enough tokens to fix a computer. 250 tokens... ALL GONE!

[Z] If that laptop doesn't get fixed in 3 weeks, YOU SHALL WATCH AVGN BEATING UP BUGS BUNNY! GOT IT!?

[O] *whacks Z with bat* YES!! WE KNOW THAT!!

[Z] (angry) DON'T YOU EVEN SMACK ME WITH THAT!!

[O] CLOSE YOUR EYES!!! HEAR ME!?!? CLOSE, YOUR, EYES!!

[Z] (frightened) OK! *closes eyes*

[O] *smacks Z so hard Z passes out* Good! Now, let's search his wallet! *checks wallet* He has the 250 tokens! Let's get to the computer store!

[Narrator] At the computer store...

[T] Hi, can you fix our computer?

[S piece] *grabs out the computer* I almost barely noticed that I had it.

[Mario] That will be 250 tokens, please.

[T] Here. *gives 250 tokens*

[Mario] This might take a few hours, when we fix it, we will call you. What's your phone number so I can reach you when the computer is fixed?

[T] It is 1-777-TETRISPIECES.

[Mario] Ok.

[Narrator] Back at home...

[S piece] I see Z getting up!

[Z] *groans* What happened? *gasps* MY LAPTOP, *checks wallet* MY 250 TOKENS!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?!?YOU ROB ME!?!? YOU SHALL WATCH ASDFMOVIE5 MINE TURTLE FOR A HOUR!! (whispers to self) Thank god I have my iPod.

[T] *gasps* RUN!!

[Z] *grabs T* Not so fast!

The video is loaded. *clicks play*

[Mine Turtle] Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

[Narrator] A minute later...

[O] GOD, THIS IS STUCK IN MY EARS!!

[T] IT HURTS!!!

[S piece] (worried) I don't think was a good idea to do!

[Mine Turtle] Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! He-

[iPod] Shutting down due to low battery...

[Z] AUGH!!! You guys got lucky, I WILL RETURN!!!!! (whispers to self) While I go and charge my iPod. *leaves*

*phone rings*

[S piece] I got it! *picks up phone*

[Mario] Hello, I am calling to say that your computer is now fixed. We will mail it back at your phone number as soon as we can.

[Narrator] When Mario arrives at the house...

[Mario] Here it is, your computer!

[T, S piece, and O] YAY!

[Z] WHAT THE!?!? *starts running at Mario* MY LAPTOP WAS SENT TO A COMPUTER STORE THE WHOLE TIME!?!? YOU NINCOMMARIO!!!

[Mario] OK OK OK!! HERE IS YOUR COMPUTER!! GOD, WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT A COMPUTER!?!? *leaves* Drama King!

[Z] YAY! My computer is back! *opens up Tetrisnet*

[Tetrisnet] Sorry, our server is down for the following days: June 30- July 4. Please wait until then... Tetrisnet will auto close in 3 seconds.

[Z] NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


End of chapter 3.

Lol... Pretty darn Funny!

Sorry for the delay.

Very busy at that Vizzed Camp thing.

Eddy88 : Thanks, 10 days is just way beyond enough for my story to wait.

I once again delayed... Anyways, here is chapter 4.


Once again, the I piece's weird talk is back.


Characters for chapter 4:

O
T
J
L
Z
S
I


This chapter will be divided into 7 parts, really unneccesary, but I think it is time for one mega chapter.

Also, I don't know if I can use the words for the level up scene and the after credits scene from asdfmovie 1 here. I don't really use the words in vizzed posts but I am putting the words in text from the voices in the original asdfmovie 1.

COPYRIGHT for asdfmovie series: Tomska (2009)


I think it is starting to get a little rated T from ESRB ratings from here.


Chapter 4a, the pieces watch asdfmovie series, part 1.

   With the computer's server being down, S piece went to call COX to tell them if something was wrong with the server. So S piece dials the COX phone number and asks them what happened to the Tetrisnet server. COX tells the S piece that the server was down because of a transfer from Godaddy to the Tetris company. The server was down until the 4th of July. Which was sad, because the Tetris Friends site was having a super 4th of July party.

[COX] I'm sorry, you'll have to deal with it.

[S piece] *hangs up phone* WHAT THE-*BOOM!!!*

[Z] *comes rushing into the room* What happened!?

[S piece] I raged, and then I suddenly explode for no reason.

[Z] Where did this come from?

[S piece] I don't know.

[Z] Well... (calls out to others in the house) Hey, come in here for a minute!

[T] What is it, Z?

[Z] Well, I think we all deserve a treat after all of this stuff we went through. How about we watch Nyan cat?

[O] Oh heck no!

[S piece] Horrible!

[I piece] I fell flat when I saw it. D:

[T] I had a seizure from watching it months ago!

[Z] Ok, reject that. How about we watch... Asdfmovie?

[S piece] Very funny series!

[O] I laughed hard from watching it.

[I piece] I ROFL'd when I saw the trains scene.

[T] Me too!

[Z] Ok! It has been voted, asdfmovie it is. Now I have to load up the real Internet. *loads up Internet* There. Now to type in. *starts typing in search box* asdf, movie. *clicks search* Ok, found asdfmovie by Tomska. *clicks video* Here it comes! Now to put it in fullscreen and, here it goes. Enjoy!

[Kid] Hee, hehehehe!
[Dad] Got your nose!
[Kid] *makes a little sound*

*door slams open*

[Police] Look out, he's got a nose! *fires 9 times*

[video] asdfmovie!

*static*

[Guy] You gotta help me man, my tie is evil and it's gonna kill me, *cries*
[Guy 2] *backs away*
[Guy] *looks at tie* (broken voice) Please don't hurt me!
[Tie] *evil laugh*

*static*

[Guy] Hello, parking meter!
[Parking Meter] Hello.
[Guy] D:

*static*

[Guy] *flower on shirt* Hey, guy, look. Smell my flower.
[Guy 2] *smells flower* Mmmmmm.
[Weird thing] *pops out of Guy's chest* RAWRR!
[Guy 2] Woah.
[Weird thing] *pops back into guy 1's chest*

*static*

[Guy] *looks at button* *presses button* ... Hm.

*static*

[Guy 2] Hey man-
[Guy] *punches Guy 2 in the face*
[Guy 2] Aw, what the hell is wrong with you!?

[Background Guy] Level up!

*static*

[Woman] Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!
[Guy] *from far away* I'll save you! Tree powers, activate! *turns into a tree*

*static*

[Guy] Die potato!

[potato] Nuuuuuu- *splat!*

*static*
[Guy] *with knife* Cake, yum! *cuts cake with knife*
[Cake] RRAAHH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!? I HAVE A WIFE AND 5-
[Guy] Noooooooo!
[Cake] GOD, THE PAIN, IT'S UNBEARABLE!!
[Guy] What have I done!?
[Cake] AUGH!!! TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!
[2 cake kids] Daddy!
[Cake] *falls off table*
[Guy] D: NOOOOO-
[2 cake kids] NOOOO-

*splat*

*credits roll*

[S piece] Awesome movie! Funny!

[T]

[Z] There's one more scene.

[Guy 2] Hey, you know who's (censor)? *camera zooms in* You.
[Guy] *silently sticks a sword in Guy 2's chest* *camera zooms out*
[Guy 2] *looks down* AW COME ON!!!

[Z] ROFL!

[I piece] Ridiculously funny video!

[Z] I agree, I loved asdfmovie as a kid, back then, there were only 2 made. The next being asdfmovie2.

End of chapter 4a.

Lol, I laughed a lot while reading this. XD

Well, I've posted...

Now, GIMME NEXT CHAPTER!

Time warp speed posting a long chapter.

Eddy88 : I forgot a scene from asdfmovie1 in chapter 4a, it was the die potato scene, and it starts right before the cake scene. Oh well. If I posted 4a before 1 AM, I would've had 2nd or 3rd today for red jersey. Hopefully, this part will somewhat give me the red jersey. I hope!

Oh god! I forgot the J and L pieces in 4a, I didn't know I didn't need them! Sorry!

Also, another word I can't use in vizzed with the rainbows scene from asdfmovie2.

Characters for chapter 4b, 4c, 4d, and 4e:

O
S
Z
T
I

Characters for chapter 4f:

O
S
Z
T
I
secret character

Every piece might catch the I piece's nerdy talk syndrome. They don't notice it. But still, enjoy this new part!

Chapter 4a, the pieces watch asdfmovie, part 2.

[Z] Ok, thoughts on this movie?

[S piece] Awesome!

[T] Totally LMAO!

[O] XD

[Z] It was absolutely funny! I can't stop laughing from watching it when it first came out. Ok, there is a second one. *loads video* Ok, hold onto your butts!

[O] We don't have a butt!

[T] Seriously!

[I piece] Y WE NO have butts!?

[T] *slaps I in the face* Cut it out!

[Z] Fullscreen, here it goes! Enjoy it! *clicks play*

[Guy] I baked you a pie!

[Guy 2] Oh boy, what flavor?

[Guy] "Pie" flavor.

[little pie] *pops out of pie*

[video] asdfmovie2!

*static*

[girl] I like singing!

[boy] I like dogsing!

[kid] I like trains! *train runs over kid*

*static*

[Guy] Hey, *points up* it says "gullible" on the ceiling!

[Guy 2] *looks at roof* Oh, that pretty co- Aw, you stole my lungs!

*static*

[Guy] Die, potato!

[Potato] *brings out gun* Not today!

[Guy] D:

*static*

[Weird guy] HAHA! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!

[Llama in car] LLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Weird guy] No, llama, NO!!!!

[Llama in car] LLLL- *falls off cliff*

*static*

[Guy] Doctor, I think I might be a (censored)!

[Doctor] How can you tell?

[Guy] *vomits a rainbow on doctor*

[background voice] (low pitch) Rain bows.

*static*

[Sergant] What are you, a rat, or a mouse!?

[Horse] *stands completly still*

*static*

[Woman] Hey, kids, I brought you some cookies!

[5 kids] *make excited noises*

[kid] I like trains.

[Everyone] ...

[kid] ... *gets run over by train*

*static*

[Background] Des mond the moon bear!

[Desmond] How did I, get here?

[background] (quickly) The end!

*static*

[Guy] *reading book* Ha ha ha ha, I can't read.

*static*

[Guy] Kitten fiiight!

[Guy 2] No, wait! I'm allergic to adorableness! *kitten latches onto guy 2* *holds kitten*

[Cat] *makes a cute face*

[Guy 2] Awww.

*piano chord plays*

[Tombstone is written] R.I.P

*static*

[Old guy] What are you up to, son?

[kid] I like trains.

[Old guy] Ha ha ha, *starts turning towards camera* yes you do.

*static*

[Guy] o___o

[Guy 2] Hey, you know who's (censored)? Y-

*train hits guy and runs over both guys*

*credits roll*

[O] The I like trains kid is funny!

[T] Funnier than the first.

[Z] There's one more scene.

[Guy] I can't wait to eat this bagel!

[Guy 2] Yes you can.

[Guy] Yea, I guess you're right.

[Z] Here is cakebomb!

[Video] Cake Bommmmmb!

[Z] XD Cracks me up every time!

[O] LMAO

[T] LMAO

[S piece] LMAO

[I piece] LMAO

[Everyone] LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!


End of chapter 4b.

Outtake for chapter 4b:

[O] LMAO

[T] LMAO

[S piece] LMAO

[I piece] LMFAO C-c-c-c-combo breaker! XD

[S piece] *slaps I* It is LMAO, NOT LMFAO!!! (Whispers to self) That proves why I is a idiot! XD

End of outtake for chapter 4b.


Blooper for chapter 4b:

[Guy] I can't wait to eat this bagel!

[Guy 2] Yes you can.

[Guy] Yea, I guess you're right.

[Z] Oh hell no, YOU HAVE TO EAT IT NOW!!! *uses hammer and attacks computer*

[O] Snap out of it! *snaps fingers*

[Z] Wait, what happened? *gasps* My computer! MY FIXED COMPUTER! OH GOD! OH, GOD, NOOO-

*static*


End of blooper for chapter 4b.

Thanks for reading chapter 4b, 4c is coming soon!

"Y WE NO have butts!?"

Lolololo... That one made me laugh so bad!

Good work!

Eddy88 : Here ya go.

Chapter 4c, the pieces watch asdfmovie, part 3.

[Z] Thoughts on asdfmovie2?

[T] LOL

[I piece] LOL

[S piece] LOL

[O] LOL

[Z] LOL

[Everyone] LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!

[Z] The second one was good, and I just spotted the third one in the featured video. *clicks asdfmovie3* *fullscreens video* Enjoy.

[Guy 2] Hey man *points down* look at my new dog!

[Guy] Oh yeah that's pretty cool- *looks down* aaaaah, there's no dog there.

[Guy 2] OOOOOOOO-

[Guy] AAAAAAAA-

*Both guys continue the OOO and AAA*

[Video] asdfmovie3.

*static*

[Guy] *looking where sandwhich was* Joey did you eat my sandwhich? *looks at Joey*

[Joey] I am your sandwhich. *mostly gets in guy's whole mouth*

*static*

[Guy] Here, hold this. *leaves*

[Guy 2] *holds bomb*

[Guy] *comes back and takes bomb* Thanks.

*static*

[Guy 2] *holding what looks like a salsa chip*

[Guy] *bumps salsa dish on table and starts punching*

[Guy 2] OH, what's wrong with you!? Stop it, cut it out man, I don't want some-

*static*

[Guy] *raspberry tongue* Screw gravity! *starts getting carried up while having a face*

[Guy 2]

*static*

[Guy] *holding gun to head* Good bye world.

[Earth] Ok, jim, I'll see you around. Where are you going-

*gunshot*

[Earth] Aw, oh no! Oh! That's not what I thought by that at all!

*static*

[Guy 2] *gasps* There's something on your face! *punches guy* It was pain! >

*static*

[Guy] *while continuing punching salad dish*

[Guy 2] Oh, what's happening!? Why would you do this? I can't eat?

[Guy] I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!

[Guy 2] NOOOOOOOO!

*static*

[Guy] Now, son, don't touch that cactus.

[kid] *gets pulled and sticked onto the cactus*

[Guy] *really scary face* You're dead to me!

*static*

[Dad] Honey, why is the baby on fire?

[Fire baby]

[Wife] BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!

*static*

[Guy] *looks at Guy 2, with a a mini toilet on his body* *starts pulling down pants*

[Guy 2] Don't even think about it!

*static*

[Guy] Hey guys, check out my new camera. *gunshot and kills a person* Oh wait, this isn't the camera.

*static*

[Guy] Die, potato!

[Potato] NUUUUUUUU!

[Kid] I like trains.

[Guy] No no no wait-

*train runs over Guy*

[Kid]

*credits roll*

*video ends*

[Z] No ending scene... WUT!? :c


End of chapter 4c. 4d, soon. Get it? 4d?

I think your first chapter was your best one, but now it seems like absolute spam story. All the last part was LOL and sounds. Could you make a more interesting part D please?

Hahaha!

Good, but... as mlb said... please, less asdfmovie...

mlb789 : Ok, I will change the story so that instead of reading the words of the video, I will have them just watch it with their reactions and comments instead of the spam story.

Eddy88 : Will this be less asdfmovie enough?


Guys, before I begin, to mark which comments go to what scene, there will be a ... mark between each scene and that could be pretending static to the next scene comments. That might be weird, but still, I think it could add a little touch.



Chapter 4d: The pieces watch asdfmovie, part 4... In a different way.

[Z] No ending scene makes me go "WUT!?" everytime. *looks at computer* Huh, more asdfmovie... Asdfmovie4. *clicks video* Ok, once again in fullscreen. It gets a little intense starting from this movie, so be warned. Enjoy!

[Video] Playing.

(Stevie 764 turns on piece reactions)

[T] LOL He did a Internet with Nyan cat rainbow colors!

[S piece] The other person utter fails with a book LULZ.

... (asdfmovie 4 title)

[O] Here it goes.

...

[T] A science show?

[S piece] LOLOLOLOLOL Piano crushed a man! XD

[I piece] Does everyone pronounce piano like "Pee Ann Oh"?

[T] SHUT UP! *gets a zipper and zips I's mouth shut*

...

[Z] ZOMG, a robbery!?

[O] I'm outta here! *jumps out window*

[T] Is O becoming a little suicidal? He jumps out a window... Nvm mind.

...

[S piece] EEEEEWWWWWWWW! He ripped his whole body out of him and it is still him again! *vomits*

...

[Z] Why can't the police guy let him skate? Where is he? At a skate park? Wait, A MINE FIELD!?!? LIKE HOW!?!?

[T] Here comes my favorite scene!

... 

XD HE IS PIE!!!

...

He was sarcastic on the other person's hat, and he loses his face. WUT!?

...

[S piece] Newspaper says asdf on the head title? Really? A talking chair as the wife?

...

[Z] How is that a time machine? *gasps* He got squashed! CURSE YOU, STEGOSAURUS!!!

...

[S piece] Headshot FTW!

[Z] S, never play COD ever again.

...

[S piece] Mugging? ... HA HA, he got mug rolled!

[Z] DON'T DO IT!

[S piece] OK, GOD!

...

[T] Passing a ball is boring! Wait, XD XD XD!

...

[Z] Can I haz bananas? Oh come on, don't shoot a guy with a banana, for gods sake!

...

[S piece] Kill the UFO! By throwing, cheese!? What can that do? Oh, nothing happens to UFO, pointless!

... (Credits)

[T] Nice show, tomska!

[Z] You gotta go to his channel and comment there.

[T] Ok.

... (Bonus scene)

[O] Why does she want to go to the moon?

[S piece] idk. *gasps* LOLOLOLOLOL Kicked to the moon LOL!

*video ends*

[O] Really funny, the moon girl scene made me go LOL XD LMAO and LMFAO.

[Z] You came back! *hugs* Don't be suicidal, we need you and everyone here in our life.



End of chapter 4d. Chapter 4e will r belong to this thread soon.

Yea... It is... 

I bet next part will be more like the 1st. Chapters, right?

P.S: I didn't watched "asdfmovie" so... That's why I wanted less of that.

Giegas : Please read this, long but funny and a little weird.

Eddy88 : I can PM you the links to the 5 asdfmovies if you want me to. Once you see what asdfmovies really "look" like, it could give you a laugh.

Guys, this chapter is actually 8 parts now due to a stop with the asdfmovies in this part. I have a delay to make with this part, chapter 4g will have a secret character instead of 4f due to this delay.

Also, what the computer says actually just displays the words, it doesn't talk like using Microsoft Sam.


Chapter 4e: The pieces take a break from asdfmovie and play Nullpomino. (?)

[Z] Ok, let's stop for now and find some tetris flash games on the Internet.

[T] Oh boy, I love tetris.

[O] Can I search up a tetris fan game?

[Z] Sure.

[O] Ok, *starts typing* Null, po, mino. *clicks search* I found a result from a website called http://www.code.google.com/p/nullpomino/. *clicks on result with link* Now I love nullpomino already. It has lots of screenshots, and take a look at this one, it shows a person ready to do a t-spin double against a opponent who already did a z-spin double. Wait a minute! *record scratch* How can you do a z-spin double? But first, I have to download the game. Uh, 4 different download links, for Mac OS X, Windows, Linux, and any OS zip? Uh, Z, since you own the laptop, what system does your computer run?

[Z] Windows XP.

[O] Ok, so I click download on this link, and ready to start downloading. ... It says 0.2/19.2 MB currently. (To everyone) Let's play a little game of what piece am I talking about while this is downloading.

[T] Ok.

[Me] 3 minutes later...

[Computer] Nullpomino Is done downloading, click on the file name to install it.

[S piece] It's done downloading, now we have to install it.

[O] Ok. Now for me to look at this carefully.

[Computer] This setup menu will install Nullpomino to your computer. 30.5 MB of free disk space is required to install. Click "Next" to continue, or Cancel to exit setup.

[O] How much space does this laptop have?

[Z] Well, there is around 700 MB although there is 53 MB of useless stuff in the computer, so we should soon have around 750 MB.

[O]. *clicks Next*

[Computer] The folder, Nullpomino will be installed to and located in C:/Nullpomino. Click "Next" to continue.

[O] *clicks next*

[Computer] Select if you want to make a desktop icon for Nullpomino. Once you make your selection, click "next".

[O] *clicks yes*

[Computer] Please review this list to see if this is the settings you want. If you feel that somethings not right, click "back" and fix it.

[O] *clicks next*

[Computer] Nullpomino is now ready to install to your computer. Click "Install".

[O] *clicks install*

[Computer] Please wait while Nullpomino is installing to your computer.

[O] Guys, let's go get something to drink and eat from the food closet.

[T] I am starving. Let's eat.

[Me] After a good dinner and 5 minutes later...

[O] That was some good food, always shaped like tetris blocks. *burps*

[T] *burps*

[Z] *burps*

[I piece] *burps*

[S piece] *burps*

[Everyone] *burps loudly*

[O] Now we might have to do what we do if we burp...

[Everyone] Try not to burp!

[Computer] Nullpomino has finished installing. Choose if you want to immediately launch Nullpomino or launch it later. Click here to finish.

[O] It is all done, guys. Now to play it. *clicks "launch now"*

[Computer] Nullpomino Version 7.5.0

Start
Replay
Netplay
-> Options
Quit

[O] *clicks Options*

[Computer] Select a setting to change.

[O] *clicks Keyboard setting* ... Lots of settings...


[Me] After setting up everything and 5 minutes later...

[Computer] Nullpomino Version 7.5.0

-> Start
Replay
Netplay
Options
Quit

[O] *clicks Start*

[Computer] Select a mode.

[O] *clicks Practice*

[Computer] Change settings here. Page 1/2

[O] Omg, there is so much stuff to configure that I could do whatever I want with them! *scrolls to next page*

[Computer] Practice mode settings. Page 2/2

[O] There is even more!? I might explode! I am so nervous now... This might take a while to set all the settings I want.

[Me] A while later...

[O] Finally set it up. Now it's time to see how this could be harder than the original Tetris.

[Computer] Ready, go!

ERROR! Windows XP blue screen protection.

The program had a file that crashed the computer, "Nullpomino.killcomputers.exe". If this Is the first time encountering, restart the computer. If you still encounter this, delete unnessecary files and programs or call the number on the screen.

This computer will now force a restart.

Dumping...

Complete!

Command restart!

*computer restarts*

[O] HOW DID THAT HAPPEN FROM A RANDOM FILE!? Did the creators put that intentionally!?

[Z] They didn't put that in there at all, might be a random thing. Wait a minute, I never remember the Nullpomino.killcomputers.exe file being in the folder when I played this on version 7.2.0! Did some fake haxor fake a virus in our computer?

[Computer] Now loading Windows XPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-

*BOOM!*

[Z] MY COMPUTER DIED!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? *cries for 5 minutes*


End of chapter 4e.

That was cool.Your stories make me laugh sometimes.Your a really good story teller.

Giegas : Thanks.

Eddy88 : I am finally updating. Sadly, since I have been busy for so long, I am afraid I have to end this with chapter 4g. I am sorry, but I am too busy to write any fan stories.

I, must, bump!!!

It has been a few weeks since I updating this story, and since I never have time to work on this, I am afraid chapter 5 is the last part of the story. I have to end it early, I will give my reasons in chapter 5.

Chapter 4f: the pieces watch asdfmovie 5..

[Z] Well guys, I checked the asdfmovie's and they are all funny, the second one was the best. There is one last movie before we find fakes.

[O] Yay!

[Computer] Video loaded.

[Me] *turns camera to the 5 pieces*

... (Intro)

[T] ... Purpose fall?

[O] BOOM! XD Aw he dead.

[Video] asdfmovie5!

...

[T] Reminds me of when I was looking at the moon with a friend of mi- PACMAN MOON!?!? DX

...

[O] Favorite part! *does the baby voice reaction*

...

[T] What is a- Hello, turtle. WAIT, DON'T!!! :I

...

[S piece] Video Gamez! FINISH HIM!

...

[O] Watch out for that- Wait what?

...

[T] What is that?

[I piece] Muffins, like sonicmcmuffin!

[T] Who is sonicmcmuffin!?

...

[S piece] Z, pause the video.

[Z] *pauses video* Why?

[S piece] I think I have the power to summon someone. (Summon attempt) Hey, sonicmcmuffin, there are ponies here!!!

[Z] Uh, he isn't coming. Let me summon, I actually got the power to summon.

sonicmcmuffin : I know you love ponies!

[T] Did you just summon him!?!?

[Z] I, HAVE, THE POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[S piece] He man reference much?

[T] Lets get back to the video now.

[Z] *unpauses video* Ok.

...

[T] Ducks? I'm out! *leaves to the refrigerator*

[O] Talking ducks!? How is it possible?

[I piece] Look up the word "Personification" in the Dictionary once this is done.

...

[Z] I will be gone for a few minutes with T. *leaves*

[O] He just missed the best part. MINE TURTLE!

...

[S piece] What is that thing he's holding- A KNIFE!?!?!?

...

[Me] No comment here.

...

[T and Z] We are back.

[I piece] Step on that turtle! NOW!

[S piece] Uh... LLAMA RETURNED FROM ASDFMOVIE2!?!?

[Z] I am afraid so.

... (credits)

[Z] That is the last of the series.

[S piece] Why did it end? Is there even more of them hopefully!?

[Z] All the others are fakes and not made by tomska.

... (bonus scene)

[S piece] What random? Oh, I see.

[Video] End of video.

[Ad] Please click this link here.

[Z] Is this that account ban we got from Tetris Friends!?!?

[Ad] No, I unbanned you. I was merely doing a April Fools joke, but it is way beyond too late.

[Z] *clicks link*


End of chapter 4f. Final part, coming tommorrow.