You can't ban me, I just ate at Wendy's two days ago.

I ban the user below me for not banning himself.

Well, no way to avoid the ban... TYRANT!

I ban the next user for having posted at least twice today.

Well, I really have no way of getting out of this one, so I?

I ban the next user for eating toothpaste.

Uum eww. I don't eat toothpaste, therefore I don't get banned.

I ban the next user for not using a toothpick after they got done with dinner.

We don't have any at our place though!

I ban the next user for this being their 1,387th post!

I am way past 1387 posts, so I definitely can't be banned.

I ban the next user for not eating a rotten egg flavored jelly belly.

I'm not the one to be banned, instead ban the authorities that don't let me import such products from 'Murica.

I ban the next user for having registered before me.

Well then I'm safe. Contrary to popular belief, I haven't actually been here that long.

I ban the next user for not having at least 100,000 Viz.

I have 7.5 times that amount, therefore I don't get banned.

I ban the next user for refusing to eat at Red Lobster.

gamerforlifeforever2 :   I ban the person to post after me because you used a computer. Cheater! Now they shall reap the penalty for your action. There is no escape!


 P3

P3 didn't answer Gamer's red lobster thing, so I'll do it and P3's.

I don't like seafood though!
and I didn't use a computer! I used my phone!

I ban the next user for farting in class.

Well, I don't go to school anymore, so I can't be banned!

I ban the next user for watching Golf.

Don't worry, I hadn't watched golf in years so I'm clean.

I ban the next user for not liking milk.

I do like milk! Just because I don't drink it that much does not mean that I do not like it! 

I ban the next user for being staff. 

 zanderlex:  First off, I don't know what the N00B is talking about. It was never a rule from the very beginning of this thread that you had to answer the allegation that led to your ban. Check first post at the bottom of the response creation page or the thread post on the first page of the thread for the full scoop on the rules.

 Of all the pretentious practices, trying to get out of the ban you so richly deserve. You sissies are trying to get out of your bans now? Bah! Take it like a man. Don't try to shirk responsibility for what's yours. Own it! Like I do. I'm banned and I love it. I am not wriggling out of a single thing.

 N00B, don't try to answer for me because you think your pansy response does me credit. Stop buying into this ninny-boy nonsense that you have to provide an answer for a ban and say that somehow you aren't banned because you found a pretty weak reason not to be.

 Furthermore, I was not talking to you when I said a computer was used. gamerforlifeforever2 was summoned there. Your ban came as a result of his action, therefore it is impossible for you to get out of it. gamerforlifeforever2 used a computer in his lifetime. That's what I based the reasoning for the ban on, so stop trying to evade it and take it. The ban stands as registered. Don't be such a weakling or I'll make it a Perma-Ban.

N00B: 0  Postman3: 1

 The next person to post is banned because there is conflict in Israel and we need a scapegoat.

I'm not a scapegoat, I'm a U.S. Citizen! I'm not getting involved in Israel's conflict.

I ban the next user because they ate at Olive Garden!

I've never eaten there.

I ban the next user for spilling their water all over my lap!

gamerforlifeforever2 :   A scapegoat, for those uninformed, is an entity that is blamed for something they have no fault in. Yet another disgusting occurrence of a whiny wuss trying to evade his ban. When is it going to sink in that none of you are getting out of your ban, as per the rules of this thread, no matter what silly, pathetic reason you give for not deserving it?

N00B, I may be banned for spilling water on your lap but it was so worth it!

The next thread respondent is banned because your breath stinks and everyone knows it but you.

 P3

My breath does not stink and everyone knows it, therefore, I don't get banned!

I ban the next user for eating chicken breasts instead of legs.

Before I get banned, can I carpet bomb all KFC locals around here for serving me chicken breast?

I ban the next user for not liking Vodka.