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Pokemon Red 10-11-14 10:50 AM
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The best game in the series! Or naw?
Ahh, Pokémon red, a classic, the first installment of the amazing series, this game gets a 10/10 just for that. Haha no just bull crapping you, Pokémon red is honestly one of the most outdated, primitive Pokémon games and it’s aged about as well as space jam. This game has more glitches than battle field 4’s release version, the balancing of draven’s old passive, and the graphics of an old nes game (There was no excuse for how poor the graphics were, there were numerous games with better graphics on the game boy). I didn’t grow up with this game, so I have an unbiased opinion free of nostalgia for this game, you may disagree with me, and that’s ok, but I’m reviewing this game as a standalone game, the sequels will not be thrown into the score, as they don’t exist! So without further ado, let’s get on with the review!
GRAPHICS (4/10)
Off to a bad start? No the graphics aren’t ground breaking and yes I understand this is a game boy game, but honestly the graphics are still bad, for one the sprites, oh my god, the sprites, they’re HORRIBLE! Look at charizard; does he look the least bit intimidating? Golbat looks like a 4 year old drew a picture of the monster in his closet. Mankey looks like a pig that went through lab testing. Machop looks like a starving child (Because the first thing I want to see when I think Pokémon is a starving child)! Golem goes from looking like a bad ass rock monster to, chibi eyes? Kingler’s sprite isn’t bad, but what happened to him? Both his claws are huge! Chansey is just… derpy lol. And finally we have omnastar, and apparently disco is as old as he is. So yes these sprites are BAD! The trainer sprites aren’t too bad though, they look the way you’d expect them to look, a lad looks like a little boy, a nerd looks like a stereotypical scientist and so forth. The environments look decent, you can clearly tell that the plant blocking your progress is a tree and that building is a house, th... Read the rest of this Review
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