Overall 8.9 Graphics 9 Sound 9.2 Addictive 9 Story 6.8 Depth 8.6 Difficulty 6.6
9.4
A jammin good time Eirinn
Toejam & Earl is a classic Genesis game that puts you, a funk lovin' teenage alien, in the midst of "the most insane planet in the galaxy: planet Earth" on a search for the pieces to your Highly funky, ultra cool, righteous rapmaster rocketship. You must navigate through 25 levels, finding pieces of your rocketship, and locating the elevator that will take you to your next destination. This one is, in my opinion, one of the best pieces of 16 bit gaming that the 90's offered us. It enjoyed quite a bit of success, especially considering that Sega and even the developers never tried to push it. Indeed, a game of this caliber cannot be kept a secret for long, true greatness always shines through. And though it was shown no love by it's own, word got around, and Toejam & Earl became a rather popular title that enjoyed two sequels, one on the Sega Genesis (Toejam & Earl: Panic on Funkatron) and one on the XBox (ToeJam & Earl III: Mission to Earth). In this one, you will guide the funky dudes around 25 levels of pure insanity, with crazy areas populated with even crazier Earthlings, including crazy dentists, women chasing them with shopping carts, and Ice cream truck drivers who seem to have gotten their driver's licsense as a prize in the bottom of their cereal box, along with many other enemies. You can use various "Presents" by pressing the B button to open a present menu, and A to use them, or C to switch to "Drop" then A to drop a bad present. You also have a map that can be brought up by pressing the C button, from there, you can press the A or B button to view your progress with rebuilding the ship. So now that you know some of what to expect, do you think you're up to rebuilding that rocketship of yours and getting back to planet Funkatron? Well let's see what exactly you'll find on this galactic journey of yours.
Graphics: 10/10
Incredible.
Toejam & Earl takes you through one beautifully illustrated level after another, and they all feel unique to this game. I've not found another game with landscapes and scenery quite like this, which is incredible to say the least. Graphics like these are one thing that it was sad to lose when we transitioned from 16 bits to 32 and up. No Lifelike 3D scenery can top these vibrant, tooney landscapes for brilliance. Each sprite is well made, and pretty good quality, along with being well animated. The terrain is creative and almost childlike in it's fantasy depictions. I could go on about what genius was at work in the creation of such unique and lively landscapes, but I will spare the reader the trouble of sitting through all of that. Let's move along with it. The background, while not in play most of the time due to the nearly top down view of the action, is gorgeous as well. It's a simple backdrop of purple stars filling the pitch black skies like diamonds. I love looking at them. And the wide variety of sprites (I can count 20 from memory, excluding the many inhabitants of Funkatron at the end of the game) never once feel copied or even similar in design, with each displaying a unique design and color scheme. No small feat for a 16 bit title from '91. The most unattractive thing about the graphics would have to be the sand, which unfortunately fills some of the later levels. The problem being it looks more like cheese than sand, as well as the rocketship pieces. I'll never forget hearing my dad and brother play this one when we first brought it home. On their first encounter with a rocketship piece, the infamous words were spoken:
Brother: "What is that thing?"
Dad: "Looks like a giant Cheeto!". Classic. Still, these two details aren't a big issue, and certainly do nothing to detract from the gameplay. In fact, it might have detracted from the childlike vibrancy and design of the levels if they had colored that yellow sand a more natural shade. The water is the next thing I have to mention. It's very well illustrated, and brightly colored, both of which accentuate the game's fun graphics approach perfectly. Finally, the colors: they're incredible! Such bright colors, and they are very well chosen as well. They never clash, but rather highlight one another. This was an incredible piece of work here, and is by far, the best use of colors I've ever seen in a game of any gen. The artwork here is surreal in color and design, and it fits the game style and mood to a T, creating a great environment that is somehow, believable, despite the fantasy and zaniness of it all.
Sound: 10/10
Incredible.
If it's possible for anything in the 16 bit era to top the graphics found in Toejam & Earl, it's the audio in it. With only seven tracks that somehow never get old despite being spread out over 25 levels, Toejam & Earl is bursting with high quality audio. I was blown away to find that there were only seven tracks, despite it having a "jam out" mode (beat mixer) that displayed six of the seven tunes, it wasn't until I downloaded the full music list from the game (yes, I downloaded it. It's that good) that I learned there were only seven tracks. In any case, what it may lack in quantity, it more than makes up for in quality. This is undeniably the best bit of 16 bit music that was ever produced, with the possible exception of it's sequel, and is probably my favorite in-game musical accompaniment from any system. I can promise you this: you'll go around with these tunes stuck in your head for quite some time. As I've said before, I went for about nine years without gaming, and these tunes still stuck with me. As for the sound effects, they're delightfully reminiscent of their era, and have an overall high quality. The laughs, "Youches" and snores, along with all of the other sounds, are very clear, and above the standard of the time.
Depth: 10/10
Incredible.
I hate to keep handing out ratings like these, but depth is one thing I can't fault Toejam & Earl in. It features the option of playing as Toejam (the fastest one), or as Earl (The one with the most health), or both (two player mode) as well as a host of enemies and even some helpful NPC's. Off hand I can think of eleven creative enemies, three helping NPC's (four if you find the infamous secret level), and Santa Claus himself! All enemies, with the exception of Cupid and the hula dancers, deal damage, while the afore mentioned mix up your directional buttons, and woo you into a more or less hypnotic state, leaving you vulnerable to attacks from other enemies (respectively). The four helpful NPC's are The Wizard, who heals you for a buck; the Carrot Man, who identifies unopened presents (which is extremely useful) for two bucks; the opera singer, who "pops" (destroys) all on screen enemies for three bucks; and the guy at the lemonade stand in the secret level, who gives you an extra life. And finally, Santa can be found at various times, digging around in his bag of presents, and if you sneak up on him successfully (hold A while walking and having no items equipped to sneak), he'll drop presents before flying off with his jetpack...yes, Santa with a jetpack. Also available to the player are two modes, "New Game" which amounts to the story mode, and "Jam Out" which is more or less a beat mixer, where you can play one of six tunes that have been stripped to their base, and mix in sounds and beats, while making Toejam or Earl dance. There is also an option to play in a "fixed world" where every level is always exactly the same, or a "random world" which generates random levels, and adds a literally infinite amount of replay value, by constantly giving you new levels to explore. Add to this the wide assortment of items found in the game, in the form of presents. There are something like twenty presents, some good, some bad, and some that can be considered either way. The good presents serve as an aid to get you through the game, and offer a wide range of effects, from flying, to floating in water, to teleporting you, to arming you with an attack, and much more. The bad ones can do things from unleashing enemies, to killing you. And as one final touch of depth, there is a levelling system of sorts, and points that act as exp. Levelling up is known as a "promotion" and it extends your life meter. Points are gained by uncovering map tiles (3 points per tile) and opening presents. The levels are shown by names rather than number, and include (in ascending order) Wiener, Dufus, Poindexter, and several others that I'll leave as a surprise for the player.
Addictiveness: 10/10
Incredible.
As I've already said, I have been playing this game since I was a kid, and here I am, sixteen years later,
still addicted to it. And this is largely due to the Random world option, as it never feels like the same game when you replay it. The game just puts you in an upbeat mood, and keeps you coming back for more. If it can get old, I've yet to reach that point, and I don't see that happening anytime soon. Ask me again in sixteen years.
Story: 7/10
Very Good.
While there isn't a complicated or extensive story that unfolds as you play, there is a good, solid story, and it's believable enough. Toejam and Earl were cruising around in their rocketship one day, when they hit an asteroid, and crash landed on Earth. Now they must recover all of the pieces to the ship, that are scattered all over the Earth. Simple, but good. In order to see the story, you must wait through four prompts of the words "Toejam &Earl", or go to "Show intro again" from the main menu (after you select the number of players). It's witty, and amusing to watch, which is refreshing with all of the serious games floating around.
Dificulty: 6/10
A slight challenge.
I personally would rate the difficulty a 5, but I've played this for sixteen years off and on, so of course it isn't too dificult for me. And despite it's simplistic and easy to grasp gameplay, it can be challenging to get through 25 levels of those crazy earthlings and Earth weather, while collecting pieces to your rocketship. But regardless of dificulty, it's a blast.
Overall: 9.4/10
Excellent.
Okay, in case it isn't obvious, this is my "professional" rating, not my personal rating.
Personally I would rate it a 10/10, but that would be a bit biased of me, so as unfair as it feels, I must settle with a 9.4 here. There really is a great adventure to be had here, and this game
is an incredible experience that you won't forget anytime soon.
Toejam & Earl is an amazing adventure that was brought to us in the early 90's, and still retains a place as one of the all-time greats. This is a game that I recommend to anyone and
everyone, regardless of genre preferences. It's an adventure that everyone should experience at least once, and it's chock full of laughs, beautiful scenery, great music, zaney characters, and plenty of surprises. It's a masterpiece of it's time and any time for that matter. And one thing is fo sure: nobody can accuse it of being unoriginal or stale, as there really is no game quite like it. Tired of copycat games? This may be just what you're looking for. A light hearted, original, and funny game, that shows just how cool retro can be.
Graphics 10 Sound 10 Addictive 10 Story 7 Depth 10 Difficulty 6
Review Rating: 5/5
Submitted: 05-07-13
Review Replies: 5
8.3
An adventure out of this world! RedHotToddy
I remembered one day when I was really young my dad was going to take me to the video store one day to get me a new genesis game after seeing all of my amazing grades in school, but just then I had caught some unknown flu of sorts thus I had to say home sick while my dad goes to the video store by himself, When he finally came home, I was rather shocked by the game he got me, but then I played it for about 10 minutes and I was instantly hooked to it! You know what they say! Don't judge a book by it's cover!?This is toejam and earl on the Sega genesis.
Story-7/10
In this wacky and out of this world adventure we are greeted by two rather funny looking aliens, There is toejam, a red alien with a cap and bling necklace, and then we have earl, a big fat shirtless orange alien that has alot of strength and muscle, They are happily flying through space, that is until their ship malfunctions and sends them down to our planet earth! Here they meet a bunch of humans and stuff, It is now up to you to help toejam and earl return back to their home!
Gameplay-7/10
Among starting the game, you have 3 options of play, you can play as toejam solo, you can play as earl solo, or you can grab a friend and play as both toejam and earl cooperatively! Then we jump into the actual game itself, you walk around this island until you go into this elevator, then this is where the action really starts! As explained in the instruction booklet, the main point of this game is that you must help toejam and earl recover all of the pieces to their spaceship so they can return home, It seems really simple right! Almost! Toejam and earl are going to have to defeat these pesky earthlings that stand in their way! These guys include crazy dentists,?hippies, etc. The controls are pretty simple, You press A to activate any of your active powers, B lets you bring up your item inventory, and the C button lets you look at a map of the level overworld, Toejam and earl?will be collecting a bunch of items in their quest, and these items include presents, which grant you certain powers,?food which will restore your health meter if you are damaged, and mostly importantly, the spaceship pieces, they are important to completing the game, so once you collect all of them, the game is done and toejam and earl will return home safely. Anyways, that is it for the gameplay.
Graphics-7/10
For a very underrated Sega series, this is actually a very good looking game! All the levels and locales you will be exploring through are very very big, vast, and bursting with color and atmosphere! As for the characters, they look pretty cool and funky as well! Toejam is a red octopus like alien with 3 legs covered by black high-tops, Earl is your typical dumb yet pretty strong dude, Heck, I even remembered saying to myself once that he reminds me of Murray from the sly cooper franchise! The in-game HUD Is pretty self explanatory, The bottom of the screen shows which characters are currently active, their amount of health and these stars next to them, I really forgot what the stars mean though, but the best part it that there are funny little sayings next to the character's names! For example, next to toejam's name It says "Toejam is a wiener" and most of the time when earl is absent from gameplay, It says "Earl is on vacation" And whenever you enter a warp elevator, The game takes you through this weird demented universe background while the game is loading you to the next level.
Sound-7/10
This has got to be without a doubt one of THE catchiest games I have ever heard on the Sega genesis! Every level in the game has really catchy music that helps you prepare for each level after the last! After all, toejam and earl are THE masters of funk!? My personal favorite song in this game has got to be that song in the level after you enter your first elevator! I swear, I always play that on my Ipod whenever I am doing something that takes alot of patience! Now as for the sound effects, they are pretty darn good as well! You get a bunch of cartoony sound effects such as that classic little fall sound effect from those old road-runner cartoons, or you get other stuff that really fits the mood as well. The game's soundtrack is so catchy that there is even a free jam mode where you can press the A B and C buttons to make toejam dance to your own tunes!
Addictiveness-7/10
Oh man! Now that you come to think of it! I really want to play this game one more time! I mean I had so much fun with it as a little kid, I really need to hook up my Sega genesis to relive the true awesomeness of this game!? The overall feel of this game really makes you feel like you are on a scavenger hunt, most likely because the main point of the game is finding all the pieces of a spaceship! A good old collect-a-thon, just like mom used to make! Yeah banjo, these two funky aliens made collecting things way before you came into the scene years later! Nah, I'm just playing with you dude!
Depth-8/10
This game offers alot of stuff for you to do, I mean first of all, the game is about 4-6 worlds long, so that mostly means that you can beat this game in about 1-2 hours, and also, there are 5-8 pieces of the spaceship to find, so that is quite alot, Um, there are also 3 different game modes as well, Just toejam, just earl, or heck! You can even grab a friend and work together as both toejam and earl! That is how much this game offers for you!
Difficulty-7/10
Wow, this game was actually pretty confusing at times! I remember my first time playing this I had no idea what to do at all until I just looked into the darn instruction manual! Yeah, this game can really?confuse little kids alot! But if you work and try hard, then the game is pretty much a cakewalk from start to finish! Because remember, the game is a collect-a-thon! And you know we all like those! Right Mario and banjo? Yeah, just what I thought.
Overall-8.3/10
If you are looking for the funkiest game on the Sega genesis, look no further then here! The game has alot of charm fun and challenge to keep you coming back for more and more! I give this game a 8.3 because everything that it offers for you to do and the amount of challenge! So anyways, just buy this game, you won't regret it at all! This has been your favorite vizzed reviewer RedHotToddy, and I am signing off! This has been my 93rd review! I have a very special 94th review coming up oh so soon later!
Graphics 8 Sound 7 Addictive 7 Story 7 Depth 8 Difficulty 7
Review Rating: 4.5/5
Submitted: 08-12-13
Updated: 08-12-13
Review Replies: 3
9.8
The most suprising game ever! (for genesis) sonicxsonicx
Toejam and Earl is, well, maybe the most advanced game on Genesis. Let's get started!
Graphics: 10
I Have to give the game a ten for graphics because the palette is quite ranged for a 16-bit game. this is seen clearly in the backgrounds, and Water. the sprites for characters are also quite diverse, and while some characters are choppy (The Devil, and the dentist), many have plenty of frames, Like Toejam, Earl, Fat lady with rude child in shopping cart for no reason whatsoever, and Many Funkotronians at the end.
Sound: 10
So many sounds, so much time. Many of the voices are rather high quality, and the music is nice.
Addictiveness: 9
Because of the Random World feature, the game has a very, very, VERY high replay value to me.
Story: 7
The Story isn't very well explained in game, but in manuals and websites, it makes sense. Basically, you have to help Toejam and Earl collect the 10 parts to their ship so they can get back home. which is a bonus level.
Depth: 9
Random Worlds, many enemies, the secret Level 0, Bonus level at the end, hula girls, and space elevators give this a 9.
Difficulty: 6
The game is pretty hard, due to the hula girls preventing movement, devils constantly poking you, rocket skates driving you off the edge of the stage, the boogeyman which deals high, high, high, high, high, HIIIIGH, High high damage, random fake mailboxes that kill you, hard to earn cash, the fact that you can't breathe underwater until the end, you lose oxygen quick in water, and many other things make this game a 6 in difficulty.
Overall: 9.8
If your goal is to play 35 games before your birthday, make this one of them. you'll get a kick out of this. and maybe laugh till your eyes explode.
Graphics 10 Sound 10 Addictive 9 Story 7 Depth 9 Difficulty 6
Review Rating: 4/5
Submitted: 04-08-14
Review Replies: 3
9
Nostalgic KirdyPie
Toejam & Earl is a one of a kind game. It is fun at heart. Two groovy music loving aliens crash land on Earth and try to find parts to their spaceship. They meet earthlings of all kinds: cupids, bees, doctors and the lovely wahines. Food can either heal you or make you sick. Presents are fun to get but be careful not all presents are good.
It takes a while to complete the game since you can fall off the level down to the lower and depending on where you land you might be going down five levels before you can make it back up. The only thing that is not awesome about this old Sega game - There is no save ability.
Graphics 9 Sound 10 Addictive 9 Story 5 Depth 8 Difficulty 5
Review Rating: 1.3/5
Submitted: 04-28-13
Review Replies: 3
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