Mario must die...REALLY?Mario must die...Seriously, what ever could possess someone to make an impossible Mario hack like this!!?? I am not a fan of this game. The premise is interesting...the game is not. Why? Because it is utterly impossible to play! I have spent hours on this game, never getting past the first few feet of the first level! But as a game, I will go into it's other qualities.
Graphics: 9
The graphics are as good as any other Mario game, and that's always a good nine just for that. Mario is known for having high graphical quality, well if you don't count the blocky Super Mario 64.
Sound: 9
Once again, on par with regular Mario games. The sound is fun yet suspenseful. It's pretty fitting given the setting of the game.
Addictiveness: 1
What??? A mario game gets a rating of 1 for addictiveness? How is this possible? Well, perhaps if I felt there was a point to actually play this game, I could give it a higher rating. I never like to do this to a game, but come on! In the level where you can usually get a freebie power-up, you cannot procure anything out of the four blocks sitting there. Since when did that happen. If you go about three feet into the game, you'll get stuck, You can only glitch your way back to the beginning, but you cannot move forward. I'm sorry, I love hard, but I generally like to feel as though there is a way out of the level!
Story: 1
I know I have often said that they need a different storyline than the old "let's go rescue the princess thing" but this was NOT what I had in mind. Bowser teams up with Hitler and Satan? (Well I'm pretty sure I know where Bowser's going when he dies!) Was that the best excuse that they could think of to give you an impossible game???
Depth: 10
It's deep because it's probably as long as the other mario games, but you cannot get past the first wall in the level! I'm sorry, but I'm no glitch master, and I really feel like this game's a bottomless pit!
Difficulty: 10
Yep, you know what this number means, the impossible game! There just seems to be no way or sense to anything here, I mean come on! I run a few feet and run into a block that I cannot destroy? I have to try super hard not to get caught above the platform with the mushroom, just so I can glitch back to the start of the level, where I just die anyway? This game has tortured me for hours, and I'm a pretty tough player, but I will most definitely not be completing this game anytime soon!
Overall: 6.7
I never like to rate a game this low in my reviews, but I'll be honest, the game was blessed to get those 10's in depth and difficulty! My opinion of this game's rating is well 1. But in truth, it has enough good qualities to get higher than that...technically!
Graphics
9 Sound
9 Addictive
1 Depth
10 Story
1 Difficulty
10