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10-24-16 03:47 AM
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You guys all thought he was just an innocent Swedish boy, but the truth about Zlinqx has come out! A recent site glitch gave away Zlinqx true identity, and as it turns out, he's no more a Swedish boy than Swedish Fish™ are fish! Behold, the proof!

 

As you can see it initially shows up as none other than DAVID'S WIFE! But hey, several hours late or not, I play along with the really confusing random chat because I mean, it's David's wife: I'm not going to be rude to her.

So here I am acting like it's perfectly normal for her to send me a message and all, then suddenly something happens...her userpic turns into Zlinqx userpic! The one by her last message in this screenshot, the others stay the same as before, and her name remains unchanged.

Then I notice her status: the same as Zlinqx status. I remembered this because that poor kid has apparently been waiting on his flight at the airport for a solid month now. Or that's what I would say if her were a kid, or even a he. But as we all see now, he is indeed an internet persona of David's bride.

I know it's shocking. I'll give you folks a moment to recover.

Better? Good.
Now we may proceed.

Zlinqx : Well Swagboy Mchopkins, or should I say, Deanna? What do you have to say for yourself for having deceived us for so long? And here we thought we knew you.


(In all seriousness though, I really thought it was David's wife until that userpic showed up. Another site glitch had caused some of my messages to go to her that day. Not a cookie issue though: it persisted after I cleared them)
You guys all thought he was just an innocent Swedish boy, but the truth about Zlinqx has come out! A recent site glitch gave away Zlinqx true identity, and as it turns out, he's no more a Swedish boy than Swedish Fish™ are fish! Behold, the proof!

 

As you can see it initially shows up as none other than DAVID'S WIFE! But hey, several hours late or not, I play along with the really confusing random chat because I mean, it's David's wife: I'm not going to be rude to her.

So here I am acting like it's perfectly normal for her to send me a message and all, then suddenly something happens...her userpic turns into Zlinqx userpic! The one by her last message in this screenshot, the others stay the same as before, and her name remains unchanged.

Then I notice her status: the same as Zlinqx status. I remembered this because that poor kid has apparently been waiting on his flight at the airport for a solid month now. Or that's what I would say if her were a kid, or even a he. But as we all see now, he is indeed an internet persona of David's bride.

I know it's shocking. I'll give you folks a moment to recover.

Better? Good.
Now we may proceed.

Zlinqx : Well Swagboy Mchopkins, or should I say, Deanna? What do you have to say for yourself for having deceived us for so long? And here we thought we knew you.


(In all seriousness though, I really thought it was David's wife until that userpic showed up. Another site glitch had caused some of my messages to go to her that day. Not a cookie issue though: it persisted after I cleared them)
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10-24-16 03:59 AM
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First of all, that's hilariously awkward. Second of all, this glitch might actually be a problem, because the same thing happened to me, only it was with Gamerforlife under John's username. Additionally, more times than not, when replying to a PM, it auto-fills the username field with John, and a few PMs from both private and the local mod inbox may have been mistakenly sent to him.

Davideo7 : It's probably not a priority, but I felt it was worth letting you know.
First of all, that's hilariously awkward. Second of all, this glitch might actually be a problem, because the same thing happened to me, only it was with Gamerforlife under John's username. Additionally, more times than not, when replying to a PM, it auto-fills the username field with John, and a few PMs from both private and the local mod inbox may have been mistakenly sent to him.

Davideo7 : It's probably not a priority, but I felt it was worth letting you know.
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10-24-16 04:10 AM
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m0ssb3rg935 : Yeah and I sent messages that were even more hilariously awkward to her. Three in fact, and two contained the full reply list of messages exchanged between
sonicthehedgehog57 : and I, and he can attest to just how crazy and awkward at least one of those conversations was. xD Seriously... It happened at the weirdest spot possible. I just hope David doesn't find out next time she logs in and ban me for creeping her out with the weirdness of it all. jk

And can I say it's funny to think that now that you've summoned him, David will eventually see this thread? xD
m0ssb3rg935 : Yeah and I sent messages that were even more hilariously awkward to her. Three in fact, and two contained the full reply list of messages exchanged between
sonicthehedgehog57 : and I, and he can attest to just how crazy and awkward at least one of those conversations was. xD Seriously... It happened at the weirdest spot possible. I just hope David doesn't find out next time she logs in and ban me for creeping her out with the weirdness of it all. jk

And can I say it's funny to think that now that you've summoned him, David will eventually see this thread? xD
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Could this actually be the most amazing CometChat fail of the year? oO;; Hopefully, this issue will be fixed soon...
Could this actually be the most amazing CometChat fail of the year? oO;; Hopefully, this issue will be fixed soon...
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It is true. I was actually deanna all this time in the guise of Zlinqx. The Swedish boy you all knew never existed to begin with. Indeed, tis shocking.

More shocking however is the truth of what goes on behind the scenes in the local team. I went undercover as zlinqx to find out the truth of what goes within the staff and now I finally have the results. They may shock you. What Eirinn doesn't want the rest of you to know:



It is true. I was actually deanna all this time in the guise of Zlinqx. The Swedish boy you all knew never existed to begin with. Indeed, tis shocking.

More shocking however is the truth of what goes on behind the scenes in the local team. I went undercover as zlinqx to find out the truth of what goes within the staff and now I finally have the results. They may shock you. What Eirinn doesn't want the rest of you to know:



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(edited by Zlinqx on 10-24-16 08:53 AM)     Post Rating: 2   Liked By: Eirinn, Uzar,

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This is the most shocking news I have heard this year. Deanna, I thought we were friends. H-how could yuo lie 2 us leik thiss?? ;~;

Not only that, but PLAYING WITH SHARP OBJECTS? NUH-UH, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!! COUGH THEM UP THIS INSTANT!
This is the most shocking news I have heard this year. Deanna, I thought we were friends. H-how could yuo lie 2 us leik thiss?? ;~;

Not only that, but PLAYING WITH SHARP OBJECTS? NUH-UH, NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!! COUGH THEM UP THIS INSTANT!
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I think we all might be as screwed as a steel plate attached to another one. Great to have known you guys, though.
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Zlinqx be like: 


We've been duped, everyone grab your children and go hide.


Illumanti is probably under-way since this is going on.
Zlinqx be like: 


We've been duped, everyone grab your children and go hide.


Illumanti is probably under-way since this is going on.
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Zlinqx :
Why do I smell sulphur? HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING WITH MATCHES AGAIN?! That's it... go to your room! No wait... you have a computer in there... go to the boiler room! Fix the boiler while you're I there. Kthx. 

What were we talking about? Oh yea. Clean your room!

The rest of you, get off my lawn! That frisbee is mine now.
Zlinqx :
Why do I smell sulphur? HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING WITH MATCHES AGAIN?! That's it... go to your room! No wait... you have a computer in there... go to the boiler room! Fix the boiler while you're I there. Kthx. 

What were we talking about? Oh yea. Clean your room!

The rest of you, get off my lawn! That frisbee is mine now.
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Yuna1000 : Perhaps a better question would be, could this actually NOT be the most amazing Comet Chat fail of the year? lol


A user of this : The betrayal though. :_: Quick, is there an [ owner ] tag that I can edit into his...er...her post her and hide it from Van??


MarioLucarioFan64 : We had some good times before the end, man.


CrimsonCrash64 : That picture. xD
Yuna1000 : Perhaps a better question would be, could this actually NOT be the most amazing Comet Chat fail of the year? lol


A user of this : The betrayal though. :_: Quick, is there an [ owner ] tag that I can edit into his...er...her post her and hide it from Van??


MarioLucarioFan64 : We had some good times before the end, man.


CrimsonCrash64 : That picture. xD
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I feel so betrayed.

Deanna, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.

In fact we were never friends. My friend will forever be Zlinqx, not David's waifu.

#BringBackZlinqx
I feel so betrayed.

Deanna, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.

In fact we were never friends. My friend will forever be Zlinqx, not David's waifu.

#BringBackZlinqx
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Eirinn : I think you probably could. But the question is, can we ban Zlinqx or Deanna for reregging? I think David would be upset about that.
Eirinn : I think you probably could. But the question is, can we ban Zlinqx or Deanna for reregging? I think David would be upset about that.
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A user of this :   Bad idea " A user of piss " . Coughing them up could do more damage coming out in addition to the damage already done when they are swallowed . We need to rush Z to surgery in the operating room at the Freedom of Spirit General Hospital to get them out so they may take care of the situation properly .

 Thanks for using Windows XP , Mr. E . There is always a bucketful of laughs to be had whenever something like this happens and you get a screen shot of it .



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 'Tis my position that this subject be not lame but illuminating about the state of human nature which is always in flux .

A user of this :   Bad idea " A user of piss " . Coughing them up could do more damage coming out in addition to the damage already done when they are swallowed . We need to rush Z to surgery in the operating room at the Freedom of Spirit General Hospital to get them out so they may take care of the situation properly .

 Thanks for using Windows XP , Mr. E . There is always a bucketful of laughs to be had whenever something like this happens and you get a screen shot of it .



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 'Tis my position that this subject be not lame but illuminating about the state of human nature which is always in flux .

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Postman3 : What's with "A user of piss"? Inside joke?
Postman3 : What's with "A user of piss"? Inside joke?
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tRIUNE :   Not at all . Just a new " spur of the moment " joke .  We have been in chat together a lot on this day so I figured he would not be insulted or anything like that now we have become pretty familiar recently .  My on line relationship with " A " has been amicable and casual . I see him as an equal . 

 I would not go spreading it around everywhere tRI .  It has its place but if it got everywhere ,
how could we stand the smell of it ?


 Thanks for possibly coming to his defense . I bet you're a good friend too .

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tRIUNE :   Not at all . Just a new " spur of the moment " joke .  We have been in chat together a lot on this day so I figured he would not be insulted or anything like that now we have become pretty familiar recently .  My on line relationship with " A " has been amicable and casual . I see him as an equal . 

 I would not go spreading it around everywhere tRI .  It has its place but if it got everywhere ,
how could we stand the smell of it ?


 Thanks for possibly coming to his defense . I bet you're a good friend too .

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Eirinn : Eirinn...........between this thread and the Nintendo Sony Playstation 3 thread.........are you the one? The one who can defy the matrix and can hop through dimensions and control the Mandela Effect?! In fact maybe your able to switch beings into different identities or maybe your the architect O.O and lets not forget about Zlinqx I can just see him or her or both or maybe neither O.O standing there since he has Mortal Kombat on his background like Liu Kang in the first MK movie standing there saying I am the one. But wait if you and him are both the one then wouldn't that both make you the two then........O.O 
Eirinn : Eirinn...........between this thread and the Nintendo Sony Playstation 3 thread.........are you the one? The one who can defy the matrix and can hop through dimensions and control the Mandela Effect?! In fact maybe your able to switch beings into different identities or maybe your the architect O.O and lets not forget about Zlinqx I can just see him or her or both or maybe neither O.O standing there since he has Mortal Kombat on his background like Liu Kang in the first MK movie standing there saying I am the one. But wait if you and him are both the one then wouldn't that both make you the two then........O.O 
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I'd pretend to be surprised but aren't we all jiust secretly lizardmen working together slowly to take over the world...
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