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Life happens. Things happen, things fall apart, but things can be glued back together. But do they?

I'm tired of ships getting destroyed, guys. Maybe it'd be better if they never left the port? A relationship takes care, attention, and love, just like a real ship, so that it doesn't hit rock bottom. ZeeTee's been in THREE relatioships already, and she still isn't married. She even posted this on her profile: "Also I'm single so I'M AVAILABLE GUYS random tidbit."

It's like the Barney song "Clean up" was instead "Break up":

"Break up, break up, everybody everywhere! Break up, break up, everybody do your share!"

...see what I mean? What happened to the old days before Moses when divorce didn't exist and relationships were valued more? ;-; THANKS, OBAMA!

And what about ship ships? There have only been two posts talking about actual ships. I mean, COME ON SHEEPLE!!! Wake up! There's obviously a conspiracy to keep ships away from each other. I mean, I can understand why. The Monitor and the Merrimac had a lover's spat that attracted worldwide attention. But even so, it's worth trying. Help them be happy!

HUFF HUFF...whew! I'm calmed down now. I need to stop drinking coffee. Curse you Brewster for offering coffee for cheap! At least I still only drink a cup a day heh...WHAT? OK I drank a 44-oz. Coke from Sonic. It was half off. But it's not like I do that every day heh heh...WHAT? OK, I do it every day, but it's not like I have a hidden stash of Riddlin heh heh heh...WHAT? I'm not admitting to that one. Oh this? Um, it's a new sleeping pill. Yeah.

I'm tired now...feel free to make a supernerd X sleep post...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Life happens. Things happen, things fall apart, but things can be glued back together. But do they?

I'm tired of ships getting destroyed, guys. Maybe it'd be better if they never left the port? A relationship takes care, attention, and love, just like a real ship, so that it doesn't hit rock bottom. ZeeTee's been in THREE relatioships already, and she still isn't married. She even posted this on her profile: "Also I'm single so I'M AVAILABLE GUYS random tidbit."

It's like the Barney song "Clean up" was instead "Break up":

"Break up, break up, everybody everywhere! Break up, break up, everybody do your share!"

...see what I mean? What happened to the old days before Moses when divorce didn't exist and relationships were valued more? ;-; THANKS, OBAMA!

And what about ship ships? There have only been two posts talking about actual ships. I mean, COME ON SHEEPLE!!! Wake up! There's obviously a conspiracy to keep ships away from each other. I mean, I can understand why. The Monitor and the Merrimac had a lover's spat that attracted worldwide attention. But even so, it's worth trying. Help them be happy!

HUFF HUFF...whew! I'm calmed down now. I need to stop drinking coffee. Curse you Brewster for offering coffee for cheap! At least I still only drink a cup a day heh...WHAT? OK I drank a 44-oz. Coke from Sonic. It was half off. But it's not like I do that every day heh heh...WHAT? OK, I do it every day, but it's not like I have a hidden stash of Riddlin heh heh heh...WHAT? I'm not admitting to that one. Oh this? Um, it's a new sleeping pill. Yeah.

I'm tired now...feel free to make a supernerd X sleep post...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
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