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When We first see somebody, you might like, you go up to them and say something cool or lame.

So Formum, whats ur best pick-up line

for example
"If You Were a booger,I would pick you 1st."
When We first see somebody, you might like, you go up to them and say something cool or lame.

So Formum, whats ur best pick-up line

for example
"If You Were a booger,I would pick you 1st."
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My cousin and I love going out. There was this one time, we were at a bar and then there was this guy who came up to us and started going through his pockets in front of us and then stopped, looked my cousin dead in the eyes and said...

"Hi, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

My cousin and I couldn't keep ourselves from laughing!! Poor guy. They ended up dating for about a year after that. Hehehe.
My cousin and I love going out. There was this one time, we were at a bar and then there was this guy who came up to us and started going through his pockets in front of us and then stopped, looked my cousin dead in the eyes and said...

"Hi, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

My cousin and I couldn't keep ourselves from laughing!! Poor guy. They ended up dating for about a year after that. Hehehe.
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Well I'm usually surrounded by a cloud of arrogance/confidence.

I usually have a few drinks before i talk to the girl that i have chosen... i dont really have a favorite line or anything... and i really dont approach girls that much because i'm happy being single.

But i would normally just introduce myself and be like "Hi, I'm The_Legendary_KryPtiC... Best rapper that ever lived..."

Now that can work 2 ways: She either hates me right away or finds me interesting and wants to know more about me.

Either way it really never matters to me because girls like her are a dime a dozen and if she wants to respond negative to my advances I'll be quick to tell her that too.

LOL depending on my mood sometimes i'm nicer than that, but alot of times i'm cocky

Well I'm usually surrounded by a cloud of arrogance/confidence.

I usually have a few drinks before i talk to the girl that i have chosen... i dont really have a favorite line or anything... and i really dont approach girls that much because i'm happy being single.

But i would normally just introduce myself and be like "Hi, I'm The_Legendary_KryPtiC... Best rapper that ever lived..."

Now that can work 2 ways: She either hates me right away or finds me interesting and wants to know more about me.

Either way it really never matters to me because girls like her are a dime a dozen and if she wants to respond negative to my advances I'll be quick to tell her that too.

LOL depending on my mood sometimes i'm nicer than that, but alot of times i'm cocky
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Note: This is a joke I don't use this one....

Hey sweetie, if your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years; Could I visit you between the holidays?
Note: This is a joke I don't use this one....

Hey sweetie, if your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years; Could I visit you between the holidays?
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what up miss let me tell u what i got in mind a nice wife in my life is what im tryin 2 find.

dat young l
tda stand up
what up miss let me tell u what i got in mind a nice wife in my life is what im tryin 2 find.

dat young l
tda stand up
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Originally posted by ques624
what up miss let me tell u what i got in mind a nice wife in my life is what im tryin 2 find.

dat young l
tda stand up


So predictions on how many times you've been turned down. Go!!!
Originally posted by ques624
what up miss let me tell u what i got in mind a nice wife in my life is what im tryin 2 find.

dat young l
tda stand up


So predictions on how many times you've been turned down. Go!!!
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Heres my favorite one
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Heres my favorite one
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"If you were a Skittle, i'd taste the rainbow" or something like that... a girl that i know said that to me for some reason even though she was obviously wasn't hitting on me. I laughed at this though XD
"If you were a Skittle, i'd taste the rainbow" or something like that... a girl that i know said that to me for some reason even though she was obviously wasn't hitting on me. I laughed at this though XD
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Originally posted by Bubbes
When We first see somebody, you might like, you go up to them and say something cool or lame.

So Formum, whats ur best pick-up line

for example
"If You Were a booger,I would pick you 1st."


Thats hard.....
.... I would have to go with..
"Girl ya name must be marathon,cause you been running through my mind ALLLL DAYY!"
xDDD
Then i either get that look,slapped, or a funny giggle...
Then i wake up with my Dsi in shortss.....taped to my face..
(WEIRD NIGHTS!!)
Originally posted by Bubbes
When We first see somebody, you might like, you go up to them and say something cool or lame.

So Formum, whats ur best pick-up line

for example
"If You Were a booger,I would pick you 1st."


Thats hard.....
.... I would have to go with..
"Girl ya name must be marathon,cause you been running through my mind ALLLL DAYY!"
xDDD
Then i either get that look,slapped, or a funny giggle...
Then i wake up with my Dsi in shortss.....taped to my face..
(WEIRD NIGHTS!!)
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water back home.

You shine as bright as the stars. Thanks. Now I'm blind.

Just two random ones. Lol
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water back home.

You shine as bright as the stars. Thanks. Now I'm blind.

Just two random ones. Lol
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my friend back in tha day used to have so many ridiculous pick up lines i can barely remember any of them but heres one.

"Hey are you a virgin? cuz i like to drink coke"

i still dont get it too this day but i seriosuly saw him get like 4 girl's phone numbers from that one stupid line. so who knows maybe one of you can pull it off.

and now these 2 are ones I think I made up or I heard someone else say them and I have just convinced myself in the past that i made them up, but im pretty sure i made em up.

"excuse me is your dad a terrorist? becuase your the bomb."

"is your dad a hunter? becuase your a fox."

there nuthing spectacular. they kind of follow a simple formula if u noticed lol. but both of those has worked at least once in the past
my friend back in tha day used to have so many ridiculous pick up lines i can barely remember any of them but heres one.

"Hey are you a virgin? cuz i like to drink coke"

i still dont get it too this day but i seriosuly saw him get like 4 girl's phone numbers from that one stupid line. so who knows maybe one of you can pull it off.

and now these 2 are ones I think I made up or I heard someone else say them and I have just convinced myself in the past that i made them up, but im pretty sure i made em up.

"excuse me is your dad a terrorist? becuase your the bomb."

"is your dad a hunter? becuase your a fox."

there nuthing spectacular. they kind of follow a simple formula if u noticed lol. but both of those has worked at least once in the past
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I love the "nice bum, where ya from?" lol. I've never actually tried to use it, but it's fun to use on someone who's already dating you
I love the "nice bum, where ya from?" lol. I've never actually tried to use it, but it's fun to use on someone who's already dating you
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'Do you like water?...You Do! Well than you already like 80% of me' ^_~
'You're eyes are beautiful, can I touch them?' = classic!
'Do you have a girlfriend? You do? When you want a woman friend come talk to me.' >
'Do you like water?...You Do! Well than you already like 80% of me' ^_~
'You're eyes are beautiful, can I touch them?' = classic!
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What do you like to eat for breakfast?

What do you like to eat for breakfast?

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Originally posted by Annette
What do you like to eat for breakfast?



How about: How do you like your coffee?
Originally posted by Annette
What do you like to eat for breakfast?



How about: How do you like your coffee?
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Hey baby!

No but my real good pick-up line:

Hey baby!

No, no here's my real one:

Hey baby, are you a polar bear? Because you know how to break the ice!
Hey baby!

No but my real good pick-up line:

Hey baby!

No, no here's my real one:

Hey baby, are you a polar bear? Because you know how to break the ice!
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