Hello Vizards and muggles. I am here to guide you on a tour through the Puniverse. This is a magical place where everything is ironic in some way, and every person has a witty sense of humor. This thread is basically a pun war. I invite  you to compete in a battle of "wits" and try to out-pun the other posters. Remember flaming is not aloud, so if you use a pun to tease another user or something, do it with caution. If you try anything funny the joke will be on you. And I don't think you will like the punch line. So let's begin!

TheBWoods15 :

I sincerely thank you for making this thread TBW. I have had such a bad day so far. I got fired from my job at the calendar factory. I mean, all I did was take one day off!

How was 
mrfe : not invited to this? He is the punniest person on vizzed!

More like, this is a pun thread...

I'm not really too great with puns, but I'm sure I'll Shadow Sneak a few bad Poké-puns every once in a Wailord. Whoa, did I just Double-Slap two in one sentence right there? I hope you all don't Rage and start throwing a Tyrantrum at me, and hope you can take all of these Marilly.

Vanelan : Hey, what about me?  I'm puntastic!  I'm punomenal!  I'm...oh, you don't want to hear "bad" puns?  Well two bad bad!  (get it?)  I'm Vizzed's ultimate punster!  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Um...SWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  See?  I can play with words (and video games).  

Here's an original joke!  Don't press the red button guys!  It has a crack in it.

Do not drink alcohol before you drive. You might end up in your bier.

What did the beaver say to the tree? It was nice gnawing you!

I evaluated a lot of puns I made. But it seems only pun out of ten make it to be posted.

This thread is very....pffft......PUNNY.

So many puns, how could I make up one of my own? Oh, I know!

Here's a smart pun.

I'd tell you a Chemistry joke but I probably wouldn't get a reaction.

(because some people have been known to miss my puns, they'll all be capitalized for you. We'll Tallahassee if they make you laugh) (geddit? Cuz Tallahassee is Florida's Capital?) (...nevermind)

Vanelan : Some enjoy my puns, but most think they're simply punful.

RDay13 : Ugh, I'm so sorry to hear that! Unfortunately, most big companies forget to September the needs of their employees. Who knows, though, another calendar company May choose to hire you on soon.

supernerd117 : Careful, I get a lot of Punishment from my spot as Punniest punster on Vizzed, you might not want these problems.

janus : It'd be a shame to see good alcohol go to waste. Realistically, most wrecks that occur with a drunk driver happen with the driver looses their Coors, or sees a Hopstical Illusion.

Mission Hopcomplished.

A user of this : All of my puns go through a careful selection Puncess involving deep thought and quip thinking.

LunarDarkness2 : Those made me Gag...

(geddit? Gag, synonym for joke? Ah, nevermind...)

I spent like an hour on this thread trying to come up with a good reply, but I got board.

mrfe seems to have a Monopoly on this thread. I am so Sorry if he has caused any Trouble for you guys. The fact that he is so good at puns is mind-Boggle-ing. He took a big Risk .

A bilingual pun (English and French)

Why are there lighthouses?

To see phare away.

I know it's really cheesy, but I feel really grate today! I love this thread and we needle more threads as fun as this one. 

I once wanted to get to Florida but I got locked up. Someone lost the Keys

I've been playing Animal Crossing recently, but I'm turning over a new leaf. So I've started playing Mother 3, and it's Osohe fun. I've also started playing Pokémon. It's not going so well, but I can't Dwebble on the small things. Apart from that, I've started watching an Undertale LP, and I like it so far, because the game it Asriel-istic as possible. I just hope you don't hate my Sans of humor. But my favourite game is Kid Icarus: Uprising, event though the lowest difficulty makes it Pit-ifully easy. The characters are charming. It makes me want to invite the goddess of nature to my book club, where we take a book and Viridi-t.

I've never said so much nonsense in my life... I'm so sorry for the terrible puns... NOT!

This is an eggcellent thread. I can't tell you yolks how much I like it. Although these puns are a bit scrambled in theme.

I think this thread would be a very pun idea. Though, my thoughts upon the hole thing is a bit difFURent then most. In order for a good bun to work, it must be a very punny bun.

This thread is starting to lose it's strength. Let me sew a seed, and hopefully it will reap more puns.

zanderlex : I Saw what you did there.

(geddit? A saw for wood? *sigh*)

TheBWoods15 : I heard someone say 'Go', so I passed a couple hundred puns along. Most of my puns are quite Parcheesi, but I just have to get them off my Chesst. Hopefully, after Checkersing these new ones out, you'll agree that I'm Unof a kind.

janus :

RDay13 : Threads like this are Noodles of fun, aren't they?

A user of this : Don't get to Eggstreme with these puns, you're poaching all of mine!

XiandelTV : It's pretty Punbelievable, isn't it? You should see me on Punday, I really get going then.

The BWoods15: Looks like you've got an eggcellent thread going, quite a few puns going around. Gotta wonder how many were quipped up on the spot, as opposed to looking them up.