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>e3 2013

>sony and microsoft announce their respective next gen consoles

>Xbox 420 with dorito and mountain dew sponsering slapped all over it

>Sony PS4 Vita with no release gaems

>after doing so a rumble is heard

>Gaben rolls onto the stage crushing sony and microsoft presenters

>tries to speak

>fans excited and cannot contain their pants

>cut off by ninplebdo entrance music

>Reggie surfs with a Wii Fit mat on the stage using gaben's sweat

>Reggie grabs the mic and slowly speaks

>Wii U was a major flop unforuntely and we will be releasing...

>Wii U2

>Fans with a look of disguise and upset

>Reggie senses fan's displeasure, announces WiiU2's only release title is Just Dance U2

>Bono flys in the stage being carried by a herd of wild african babies

>Bono announces "We are proud to release Just Dance U2 on the WiiU2 and... Steambox."

>The fans spark a cry and start cheering for Gaben

>Gaben announces "We will be starting development for..."

>"On the second thought, let me show you..."

>Gaben increases in size

>clothes torn

>Projector plays a film on Gaben's stomach fat

>GLaDOS is seen in the shadow and a 3 appears.

>Fans crying and semen-stained underwear id thrown onto the stage

>Film distorts and we back out of what appears to be a TV

>Freemen is sitting and watching the TV

>Rumbling occurs and the top of the house Freemen is in breaks up into pieces and combine are present above the house

>Camera pans away and we see another 3

>Fans can't contain the spaghetti and starts bursting everywhere

>3 turns into dust and we see a group of men walk over the three

>Camera pans away from dust and we see men dressed in pink and flaming hats

>Another 3 appears on a building and the camera pans towards it

>3 vanishes and video is cut

>Gaben speaks

>I hope that video kept you entertained

>smell of sweat and tension everywhere

>We will be releasing..

>Gaben is interrupted by WUBWUWNBUWBUWBUWBUWBUWBUBWUBWUBUWUB

>Dubstep music is heard and the fans cover their ears

>activision ceo rides on stage with scooter made of 12 year old's money

>CAWADOODY 13

>fans pissed, spaghetti begins to flood the entire center

>everyone dead

>police find broken flash drive on gabe's corpse

>label on side of drive

>TF3/HL3/P3 SOURCE CODE ONLY COPY
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