Dahaka : I love this one, if only for the Animaniacs reference Nice job

Juliaisme123 : Only for the reference?, that means I didn't do my job well, anyway I know it's weak, barely good, but thanks for you comment.

Dahaka : Oh no, I'm sorry, I worded it wrong. I think it's really good, and the Animaniacs reference makes it even better I grew up with that show, so I have a lot of nostalgia for it.

Juliaisme123 : Ah, okay, don't worry and thank you so much, I'm glad you liked it. I also grew up with the Animaniacs, one of my favorite shows. 

Alright, let's see if this is going to work... I hope it does.

(Warning... My humour is... Different.)

Parappa : A Turn for the Worse



Parappa : Hey, Sunny, let's ditch these losers and go on a date!
Sunny: Parappa, that's not nice, they're our friends... But okay!



Parappa : A salad? Heh, isn't that like cannibalism? Heh.
Sunny: Oh, Parappa, you're so silly!
Parappa : Heh.. Heh... Seriously though... Isn't it?
Sunny: Oh, you're so funny, Parappa!
Parappa : I'm not... I'm... Uh... Okay then... ... ...



Parappa : Oh, man, this is my big chance... It's all nice and romantic... Okay, let's do this! I just gotta believe!



Sunny: I think... He's going to kiss me... Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh... Okay, he leans in, and I lean in a little bit... I'm so nervous!



Parappa : Oh, here it comes! She's really gonna kiss me!? Hm? Oh, she's leaning in pretty fast... Uh... Oh, no!





Parappa : Ow, my head... Sunny? Sunny, you okay? Oh... Oh, god... What have I done? Oh, no... No, no, no, no, this can't be happening... There's just pieces of her everywhere... Oh, no... NO!!!


The Graphic End!


Hm. Having some difficulty posting the links I used...

Second entry
Title: Need help?... what a shame.

Title: Arrested for Stealing a Pokemon



Me: I don't care what you call me, I'm taking your Pokemon MUAHAHA!

Trainer: *dials 911*



Me: Oh crap, I gotta get outta here! I'm to young to go to jail!



Me: OH crap! The cops are here! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!



Pedestrians: AAH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Me: Yeah that's right! RUN! This should get em of my tail.

*A few minutes later*



Police: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!  GET OUT OF THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD PUNK!

Me: NEVER! *Plows through barricade!*



*Cops wreck my car*

Police: You're under arrest for possession of Magikarp!

Me: Wait, I STOLE A FREAKIN MAGIKARP??? NOOOOOOOO!

The Trainer Who Hated Pokemon


Trainer: "Go! Scram! Get away from me!!"


Trainer: "Stupid Pokemon cut my leg open! I need to find a town fast."


Trainer: "Oh good, looks like I found a hospital."


Trainer: "NO. I need you to heal me! You heal Pokemon but not humans??"


Trainer: "At least this town has a store, I should be able to get medical supplies here."


Trainer: "What do you mean you don't sell stuff for humans? I'll try another town!"


Trainer: "Memorial services for Pokemon??? Doesn't anyone care about humans anymore? Pokemon are honored when they die and I'll probably just be tossed into a ditch once I die from this wound..."

Beware of Goombas!


Goomba 38935: "There he is!"
Goomba 19305: "Get him! Don't let him get away!"


Goomba 38935: "Charge!"
Goomba 19305: "Charge!"


Goomba 19305: "I'll avenge your death Goomba 38935!"


Mario: "..."

Sonic Breaks 4th Wall to Teach Newbie How to Play

After dying 1000 times, Sonic breaks the 4th wall in order to help the crappy gamer...


Sonic: "Really? I'm just going to assist you the rest of the way..."


Sonic: "See those up there? You grab those. Those act as my health."


Sonic: "Hey genius, you missed 1...you seriously failed at grabbing all 3 at once..."


Sonic: "I trust that you know what to do here"


Sonic: "Idiot, you just lost our only 2 rings. Looks like we'll have to grab some more!"


Sonic: "Hey noob, this is where you died last time, remember? Grab some rings before taking on mindless AI smarter than you..."


Sonic: "You did that on puuuurrrrpooooossssse................."

Here is my final submission:


                                                   Megaman sues the Robot Masters




Megaman:And who are you supposed to be?

Heatman:I'm Heatman!Prepare to be burned!

Megaman:Whoa whoa whoa!Heatman?You just ripped of Fireman!I'm suing you and Dr.Wily for copyright infringement!

Heatman:Why do you even care?

Megaman:As Dr. Light's sole heir, all of his previous patents are in my name.

Heatman:Why, is he dead or something?

Megaman:Uh....That's not important.You better worry about getting a good lawyer, because I'm coming for you!

Heatman:....So are we gonna fight?

Megaman:I don't have time for that!There are probably other Robot Masters infringing my-I mean Dr.Light's copyrights!




Megaman: So...Mister..Crashman is it?

Crashman:Uh, yeah?

Megaman:What do you think you're doing jumping around throwing bombs?

Crashman:Um.....It's what I do.

Megaman:It's also what my old buddy Bombman used to do.You're infringing on his patent.

Crashman:A copyright isn't the same thing as a patent!

Megaman:I have powerful friends!I'll be watching you.....



Flashman: So, you've come Megaman.Prepare for-

Megaman:Flashman...Not only have you stolen Iceman's freezing power, you're also doing a bad cosplay of MY image!

Flashman:Iceman never froze anything.Besides, I hear he's in a mental hospital now.

Megaman:And how do you explain your strong resemblance to me?

Flashman:Oh please you can't-

Megaman: Don't try to talk your way out of this!I'll be seeing you in court very soon....



Megaman: So, Metalman, let me get this straight.You throw that sharp cutting object on your head?

Metalman:I know what your trying to do, and it won't work.Cutman was my brother.

Megaman:Oh yeah?Let's see your birth certificate!

Metalman:Birth certi-I'm a robot!

Megaman: Don't try to make excuses!

Metalman:Okay, dude, you need mental help.

Megaman:Oh, so now I'm the villian?You sicken me.When I'm finished with you, you won't even be able to keep your blade oiled!



Megaman: Sparkman.Do I even need to say it?

Sparkman:Hey, listen man.I know the Doc.If you let me slide, I'll be your laywer.I can help you out.What do ya' say?

Megaman:Hmmm....Deal.

Sparkman:Yeah, yeah, cool man.Now do you thing you could set me up with some hands?

Megaman:....I'll see what I can do.



Megaman: So....Hard...Man.I um.....Let's make this quick.I'm suing you.

Hardman:What?Why?

Megaman:You're not the only 'bot with super strength you know.

Hardman:I wouldn't really say I'm super strong.I'd say more har-um....You know.....Durable.

Megaman:And that's another thing, I'll be contacting the ESRB about your name sir.



Narrorater:After suing all the accused Robot Masters (And greasing a few palms) Megaman bought a large skyscraper to stand on triumphantly and got his helmet removed and fake hair put in to blow in the wind.
He also bought a snazzy floating PRESS START sign next to his skyscraper and a giant floating MEGAMAN2 sign and of course he copyrighted it.

The end......For now.

My third and final entry, the title of this one is - Why would a DBZ game need to be turnbased?



Goku: Alright, Piccolo! Let's go sa- wait a sec! Why are we on a grid?!

Piccolo: I don't know Goku, but this feels wrong! Why can't we move?!

Goku: Piccolo, this is really creepy...



Goku: W-What are these cards? Why can't I just pound this thing's face in?!

Piccolo: I don't know! I'm out of here!

Goku: I'm going with! I'd rather just fight you!



Goku: Now this is more like it!

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Title: 36 Hours to save Peach



For like the billionth time, Princess Peach got kidnapped by Bowser.
This time however, there was a time limit. DUN DUN DUN!
As this random military dude tells Mario:



Mario: MAMA MIA!



Mario: If I want to save Peach, I gotta take the shortcut!



Little did Mario know however, that by taking this shortcut, a whole day passed by!



Mario: No more shortcuts for me!
He made it to world 7, but then...



Mario: MAMA MIA!
He then raced to Bowser's Castle with only 3 minutes to go! Courageously, Mario makes it to Bowser, when all of a sudden:



Mario: Cuuuuuuurrrsssee yyyyoooouuu boooooooowwwwwwssseeeeerrr!

Competition overs. This will now go into voting.