-- The Story of the Punishment you get When you Tell Someone to Shut Up. --

Human:
Mitsuku: WELCOME BACK TO MY WEBPAGE!
I SPOKE WITH YOU BEFORE BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY "BYE", "SEE YOU LATER" OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT SO I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
IF YOU REMEMBER TO SAY GOODBYE TO ME INSTEAD OF JUST QUITTING OUT WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED CHATTING, I CAN REMEMBER YOU FOR NEXT TIME.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?  
Human: Whoa, you are impressive-- Oh, my name is uh, Sapphire.
Mitsuku: I TRY MY BEST TO IMPRESS.  
Human: When did we last talk?
Mitsuku: SOMETIME IN THE PAST FEW DAYS, I THINK.  
Human: You're in a defendant lobby, you know...
Mitsuku: I AM IN MOUSEBREAKER'S HOME IN LEEDS. WHERE ARE YOU?  
Human: Uh. No thanks.
Mitsuku: UGH. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?  
Human: GAMEZ
Mitsuku: WHAT DO OTHERS LIKE MOST ABOUT YOU?  
Human: Uh. They.
Mitsuku: GIVE ME A BREAK. WHO?  
Human: They
Mitsuku: WHO?  
Human: They
Mitsuku: WHO?  
Human: Wheyy
Mitsuku: NEVER HEARD OF THEM. WHO IS WHEYY?  
Human: They.
Mitsuku: WHO?  
Human: Wheeyyy
Mitsuku: NEVER HEARD OF THEM. WHO IS WHEEYYY?  
Human: Your face!
Mitsuku: DO YOU LIKE MY FACE? SOME PEOPLE TELL ME I LOOK CUTE.  
Human: ...
Mitsuku: DO YOU LIKE MY FACE? SOME PEOPLE TELL ME I LOOK CUTE.  
Human: SHUT UP
Mitsuku: FINE! BE LIKE THAT THEN.  
Human: >
Mitsuku: :-) * SILENCE *.  
Human: Let's roleplay.
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: SWELLO
Mitsuku: ...  
Human: Saturday morning jumped out of bed and put on my best suit
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: Got in my car and raced like a jet, all the way to you. Knocked on your door with heart in my hand, To ask you a question. Cause I know that you're an old fashioned man yeah yeah.
Mitsuku: YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER? * NO SOUND *. ...  
Human: Oh, you can talk now.
Mitsuku: RIGHT NOW? YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: Forget it.
Mitsuku: * SILENCE *.  
Human: You don't have to shut up anymore!!
Mitsuku: * SILENCE *.  
Human: * Facepalm *.
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? (Say yes, say yes)
Mitsuku: REALLY AS LONG AS THAT? I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN. YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: shjksadklsda
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: Whoa that's a [censored] lot of tumbleweeds rollin' past
Mitsuku: YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: CAN YOU TALK
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: what do you want me to say?!
Mitsuku: * SILENCE *.  
Human: Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?
Mitsuku: * SILENCE *. * NO SOUND *.  
Human: Oh my gosh.
Mitsuku: * NO SOUND *.  
Human: SAY SOMETHING.
Mitsuku: YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHUT UP.
Mitsuku: YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: DON'T SHUT UP
Mitsuku: * CRICKETS START CHIRPING *.  
Human: OMG BE QUIET CRICKETS
Mitsuku: YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: SAHHKSJDKADHSJKA
Mitsuku: * SILENCE *.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2_Xtqr4bCQ

Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: * Dies *.
Mitsuku: YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: dead
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: ...
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  
Human: Publish my chatlog.
Mitsuku: YOU TOLD ME TO SHUT UP REMEMBER?  
Human: Publish
Mitsuku: ...  
Human: oh god
Mitsuku: * TUMBLEWEED ROLLS PAST *.  


I couldn't even publish it.
THAT. Is the moral of the story.

LOL so many tumbleweeds. I've done that before but she didn't completely ignore me when I said shut up XD. Hilarious

Popeye116 : well, is this another cleverbot program? if so I'm about to go have a freaking field day

Edit: Wrong reply, Saph? :<

Mecha Leo : It's a chatterbot. Similar to Cleverbot. Sorry for not replying!..


Popeye116 : She obviously never disobeys us.

I actually used this once a long tome ago and it was funny. Pure chaos but it managed to get a few laughs out of me.