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i was at some trashy ass target store the other day and went to take a piss and next to me was a guy pissing and when he got done he did what guys do he shook his penis to get da extra dribbles off and wtf da next thing i know the thing starts back up again and the bastard got piss all over me and himself i was like what the f*** dude.




anyone else had a bad experience like dis or a bad experience at all as bad?
i was at some trashy ass target store the other day and went to take a piss and next to me was a guy pissing and when he got done he did what guys do he shook his penis to get da extra dribbles off and wtf da next thing i know the thing starts back up again and the bastard got piss all over me and himself i was like what the f*** dude.




anyone else had a bad experience like dis or a bad experience at all as bad?
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Why were you looking at the guy dribbling his strudle juice? I think when he started pissing all over you he was just marking his territory But yea, it's not nice to watch people taking a piss maybe that is why he pissed all over you lol.
Why were you looking at the guy dribbling his strudle juice? I think when he started pissing all over you he was just marking his territory But yea, it's not nice to watch people taking a piss maybe that is why he pissed all over you lol.
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Jigsaw has a point there. I was almost afraid to open this thread up based on it's title, I was almost positive it was gonna be about masturbation or somethin

A similar experience which I witnessed. Many years ago, me and 2 other friends were hanging out and it was night time and far from a bathroom so one of my friends (Friend A) went to go take a piss in the ditch and Friend B not knowing that that Friend A was taking a piss, walked right by in front of Friend A and basically got pissed on.


Jigsaw has a point there. I was almost afraid to open this thread up based on it's title, I was almost positive it was gonna be about masturbation or somethin

A similar experience which I witnessed. Many years ago, me and 2 other friends were hanging out and it was night time and far from a bathroom so one of my friends (Friend A) went to go take a piss in the ditch and Friend B not knowing that that Friend A was taking a piss, walked right by in front of Friend A and basically got pissed on.
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ah hell no im not gay if dats what your suggestn. when a guy is goin crazy shakin it you can notice those things in da corner of your eye and when he started goin crazy with it i was pretty much f***ed. if the f***er was markin his territory he marked both of us and if he was hintn to somethin i wouldve wasted him. last time a fag was tryin to violate me was in jail and dat mofo got an ass kickin.
ah hell no im not gay if dats what your suggestn. when a guy is goin crazy shakin it you can notice those things in da corner of your eye and when he started goin crazy with it i was pretty much f***ed. if the f***er was markin his territory he marked both of us and if he was hintn to somethin i wouldve wasted him. last time a fag was tryin to violate me was in jail and dat mofo got an ass kickin.
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I added a subtitle to make it so everybody knows that we aren't talking about doing the jerky jerk.

I've had an experience where this 6 year old took a piss in the middle of the parking lot. Of a Walmart. With a lot of people around. Then he and his other 11(yes, I counted) family members packed into their 1 van. Illegals without manners. Fun!

Oh, and I'm not trying to be racist. I just don't like illegal Mexicans(because they're practically taking over America)
I added a subtitle to make it so everybody knows that we aren't talking about doing the jerky jerk.

I've had an experience where this 6 year old took a piss in the middle of the parking lot. Of a Walmart. With a lot of people around. Then he and his other 11(yes, I counted) family members packed into their 1 van. Illegals without manners. Fun!

Oh, and I'm not trying to be racist. I just don't like illegal Mexicans(because they're practically taking over America)
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my only problem is that they are taking all of the american jobs. I would walk into a walmart or home depot and the only employees have dark skin and an accent. I have nothing of people of mexican decsent but there are almost too many in america.
my only problem is that they are taking all of the american jobs. I would walk into a walmart or home depot and the only employees have dark skin and an accent. I have nothing of people of mexican decsent but there are almost too many in america.
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Originally posted by Arllue
i was at some trashy ass target store the other day and went to take a piss and next to me was a guy pissing and when he got done he did what guys do he shook his penis to get da extra dribbles off and wtf da next thing i know the thing starts back up again and the bastard got piss all over me and himself i was like what the f*** dude.




anyone else had a bad experience like dis or a bad experience at all as bad?


Nope, but thanks for laughs.
Originally posted by Arllue
i was at some trashy ass target store the other day and went to take a piss and next to me was a guy pissing and when he got done he did what guys do he shook his penis to get da extra dribbles off and wtf da next thing i know the thing starts back up again and the bastard got piss all over me and himself i was like what the f*** dude.




anyone else had a bad experience like dis or a bad experience at all as bad?


Nope, but thanks for laughs.
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Originally posted by Arllue
i was at some trashy ass target store the other day and went to take a piss and next to me was a guy pissing and when he got done he did what guys do he shook his penis to get da extra dribbles off and wtf da next thing i know the thing starts back up again and the bastard got piss all over me and himself i was like what the f*** dude.




anyone else had a bad experience like dis or a bad experience at all as bad?


He either had prostate issues or the dreaded pee shyness.
Originally posted by Arllue
i was at some trashy ass target store the other day and went to take a piss and next to me was a guy pissing and when he got done he did what guys do he shook his penis to get da extra dribbles off and wtf da next thing i know the thing starts back up again and the bastard got piss all over me and himself i was like what the f*** dude.




anyone else had a bad experience like dis or a bad experience at all as bad?


He either had prostate issues or the dreaded pee shyness.
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so... he stopped peeing, shook his penis
then starting peeing again? hahaha

sucks that his pee splash got on you
so... he stopped peeing, shook his penis
then starting peeing again? hahaha

sucks that his pee splash got on you
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That reminds me of when I used to be a little kid. My parents where always bar hoppers. We not bars but clubs. If you get that u understand if you don't then don't bother to judge. Anyway there would be times I would be in the Mens run using the bathroom in one of the stalls and older men would come in and use the rest room and grunt and moan like they were busting a load or something. I would be like WTF? Also you would hear them peeing and then stop. You would swear they left the bathroom and then out of no where they would start peeing again. Sucks to be you though that you got pissed on. I couldn't picture that happening to me. I bet the guy was embarassed as hell to. Warning stear clear of the old hanging penis LOL!
That reminds me of when I used to be a little kid. My parents where always bar hoppers. We not bars but clubs. If you get that u understand if you don't then don't bother to judge. Anyway there would be times I would be in the Mens run using the bathroom in one of the stalls and older men would come in and use the rest room and grunt and moan like they were busting a load or something. I would be like WTF? Also you would hear them peeing and then stop. You would swear they left the bathroom and then out of no where they would start peeing again. Sucks to be you though that you got pissed on. I couldn't picture that happening to me. I bet the guy was embarassed as hell to. Warning stear clear of the old hanging penis LOL!
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Originally posted by xxsquigsxx
That reminds me of when I used to be a little kid. My parents where always bar hoppers. We not bars but clubs. If you get that u understand if you don't then don't bother to judge. Anyway there would be times I would be in the Mens run using the bathroom in one of the stalls and older men would come in and use the rest room and grunt and moan like they were busting a load or something. I would be like WTF? Also you would hear them peeing and then stop. You would swear they left the bathroom and then out of no where they would start peeing again. Sucks to be you though that you got pissed on. I couldn't picture that happening to me. I bet the guy was embarassed as hell to. Warning stear clear of the old hanging penis LOL!

HAHAHA oh geez, i laughed when you said it sounds like they're busting a load
Originally posted by xxsquigsxx
That reminds me of when I used to be a little kid. My parents where always bar hoppers. We not bars but clubs. If you get that u understand if you don't then don't bother to judge. Anyway there would be times I would be in the Mens run using the bathroom in one of the stalls and older men would come in and use the rest room and grunt and moan like they were busting a load or something. I would be like WTF? Also you would hear them peeing and then stop. You would swear they left the bathroom and then out of no where they would start peeing again. Sucks to be you though that you got pissed on. I couldn't picture that happening to me. I bet the guy was embarassed as hell to. Warning stear clear of the old hanging penis LOL!

HAHAHA oh geez, i laughed when you said it sounds like they're busting a load
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When I was in Basic Training they would tell us when going to the latrines if you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.
When I was in Basic Training they would tell us when going to the latrines if you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.
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I had a similar thread... but it was in crazy house


https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=8631

i hate man-law defiers... im standing in the left stall and someone stands right next to me when there are 4 stalls on the wall
I had a similar thread... but it was in crazy house


https://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/thread.php?id=8631

i hate man-law defiers... im standing in the left stall and someone stands right next to me when there are 4 stalls on the wall
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I woulda kicked him in the nuts then kneed him in the face... But that's just me ^^

sorry for bringing up an old thread but I couldn't help it
I woulda kicked him in the nuts then kneed him in the face... But that's just me ^^

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Well why were you watchin him in the first ???
Well why were you watchin him in the first ???
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Did it stink?!

I'm sure that in some animal mating ritual somwhere, that means he wants you.
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I'm sure that in some animal mating ritual somwhere, that means he wants you.
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