I'm talking about real life crazy stuff. Did you see your grandpa blow his thumb off with a fire cracker? Maybe you saw your bus driver run over somebody? Anybody ever see a Mime cuss somebody out? Did a passenger jet crash in your back yard? C'mon people, what have you got?!!!

The craziest thing that I ever witnessed was when I opened up my front door and over half of the houses on my block had been... removed by a tornado. There were sparks shooting everywhere from severed electrical lines and water spurting into the air from broken pipes. There was even a guy staggering down the street bleeding profusely from the top of his head.

The craziest thing i've seen by far was a semi completely destroy a pickup truck and drag it some down a street. To elaborate, it was fall or winter during my last year of high school. School just got out and my buddy was giving me a ride home. We were about half way there and stopped at a stoplight when I noticed a truck not too far ahead of us kept going. The thing was a semi had already begun its turn onto the next street over and the next thing I knew...the truck just went right under it. And since a semi-truck can't stop on a dime it ended up dragging the pickup a few feet or so before finally stopping. I've seen a lot of car crashes growing up as a kid but good lord I never saw anything like that. More than half the people, including myself, at the stoplight jumped out and ran like hell over to the truck. Needless to say it wasn't pretty..and the sad part was it was a kid I knew.

It may not sound like a big deal to some but..you gotta see that first hand. Its a scary thing to see that's for sure and it'll always stick with me. 

Not much weird stuff goes on in my life, but I remember walking to school one day and seeing 5 dead birds on the sidewalk. I continue on my way, and what do you know, a raccoon in the middle of the street with a chain tied to his torso. 

That sure was a lovely day.

Well not much crazy stuff had happen to me during this year. Yet last year my bus nearly ran over someone, the person who almost ran over us flipped the bus driver off and tried to get on the bus. It was crazy yet I knew that this guy couldn't come into the bus until he picked up a rock.... 

As of late, some gypsies beat up a gypsy girl (around 14-years old) in front of our building in broad daylight and all the passer bys tried to pretend they saw nothing. Yeah well, I did not call the cops either.

The craziest think I think I've witnessed is when me and my cousin were jumping trains and he fell and his head landed on the track about 2 feet in front of the moving wheel I got to him and pulled his head of the track within inches of him being run over.