You have to use the bathroom a lot but there's someone in it and you cant use it at all so you die.

Im in the bathroom of a plane.

zanderlex : It turns out there's a crazy hijacker on the plane who causes the plane to crash, killing you and everyone else on it. You are dead ;-(.


I am dead .

NintendoFanKimmy : If you're dead, that means you'll go to Heaven, but then a huge boulder falls on your body, killing you. You are dead AGAIN ! I'm using my phone.

greenluigi : We were all on the plane, so GG.

I am a pedestrian, walking across the street when I see a Firetruck, and fall into the sewer. I make it out alive, and at teh hospital, I was told I can leave now. I am now in a taxi going home

A baseball from a baseball park falls into the taxi and hits the side of your head. You're dead (or are you?!). My turn! I am in a forest.

GoombaGuy : All of a sudden, the trees start turning and stabbing you with their limbs! It's a relatively quick, yet very painful death. RIP.

So I'm in this airport, right? Then...

mrfe : A plane is coming in for a landing and its brakes fail. The plane cannot stop and thus it plows through the airport lobby, killing you on impact.

Meanwhile, I am bird watching.

Just so you know, this is repetitive, even when you die. You saw a hawk. It grabbed you, and flew to a city. It threw you in a subway, which you fell down stairs, ouch, ouch, ouch, then a subway car hits you, which that subway car gets hit by another subway car, which gets hit by another subway car, which gets hit by another subway car, which gets hit by another subway car, which that subway car flew up the exit of the subway. You fall off the subway car, and fall down the stairs, ouch, ouch, ouch, then a subway car hits you, which that subway car gets hit by another subway car, which gets hit by another subway car, which gets hit by another subway car, which gets hit by another subway car, which that subway car flew up the exit of the subway. You fall off the subway car, and fall down the stairs. On and on and on. It's kind of obvious. YOU DIE!

GoombaGuy : Kinda broke the thread there dude, you're supposed to put what you're doing afterward. Yes, it is repetitive - welcome to the Crazy House.

I am going to continue where this left off by saying that I am

eating at taco bell.

zanderlex : Suddenly a morbidly obese customer begins to choke on what looks to be a taco across the way. Another customer leaps to his feet and begins to perform the heimlich maneuver! Big Bob coughs up the thing he was choking on, but it turns out to be a wedding ring an employee dropped in the taco mix. The ring flies out and clinks across the floor, scaring a nearby rat who happens to be running by. It scampers up your pant leg... and bites you. It turns out to be diseased. The crowd shrieks at the sight of a rat as you feel a sudden warmth and collapse moments later...

...Erstwhile, I am riding a pony...

Lumian : You realize that the pony you are riding is the one from Robot Unicorn Attack, and instead of spending your eternity in a desolate, pink magical land with no sign of life but your trusty steed, you decide to end your life and put an end to this charade.

I'm playing catch with my 6 yr old son.

Cooliogb : You were playing catch with a knife, it hits your son in his brain and kills him, you are sent to jail, and kill yourself.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I am jumping inside a bouncy castle. 

Swagepi : Jumping inside a bouncy castle, but you bounced so high that an airplane accidentally hits you, and then you fall all the way to the ground. You are dead. I'm eating Lasagna.

greenluigi : a hungry person took your lasagna..BY FORCE. You are dead

Im wearing a hat

The hat falls a bit and covers your eyes as you are walking and you fall into an abyss. You are dead.

I am talking to my friend on Facebook

zanderlex :
Your friend turned out to be me. You ask to marry me like you did before, I reject you and I stab you in your heart with a knife because you wanted to marry me.

Edit: DAMN IT. I misread your post. I thought you said walking to. :T
*Ahem*

Your friend said that he hates you, and you start crying out of sadness. You are VERY sad; you don't want to live anymore. You die out of sadness.
You are DEAD!

I am doing math.

You present your work to your teacher and he looks it over.
" What is this garbage!? Have you forgotten all about PEMDAS!? Parenthesis first, Exponents, then Multiplication and Division (left to right), then Addition and Subtraction (left to right)!!"

Looking at the math problem in question, you realize that your answer was, indeed, wrong.

4 x 4 + 4 x 4 + 4 - 4 x 4 = 20. But, having forgotten about PEMDAS, you had incorrectly written the answer as 320.

In a rage, you math teacher whips out his disintegration ray (That he made with Mathematics), and reduces you into Absolute Zero. He then goes to prison, because you can't really murder people, no matter how mad you is... You are dead.

I'm eating some String Cheese.

F. Starr : The stringy cheese forms an elaborate cheesy tangle right above your throat.  Unable to get anything down, your slowly starve to death. Good job.

I buy a new Pontiac.

You drive your pontiac to the top of a building and try to drive it off the roof unsueccefully. You are Dead.

I am operating a crane to get a car on a building.