Given that the surgery was like a cake (it was a lie), what was the biggest lie anyone told you (and you believed in it)?

lolid23 : well firstly I don't really play the games available on this site at all. If you look at my game history it's pretty barren compared to the time I've actually spent on the website.. Like I normally say it's the community that makes me return to this place and not get bored of it. Not the games. 

but to answer your actual question the only consoles that I have with me at my abode are a xbox360 and a wii. My xbox is roughly 4 years old and still works fine.. Apart from sometimes you have to punch it so that the disc tray opens... it's annoying but it's not something that I would consider major enough to say that the xbox is broken.

as for the wii.. It's been in my wardrobe for like 12 months..I never play it and there isn't any decent games for it at all if I can be totally honest. I may get it out when a bunch of mates come round and we get bored and drunk so we decide to have a laugh at each others lack of skill when it comes to motion based controls... 

I did however used to own a PlayStation 2, an xbox, a PlayStation 1, a Sega mega drive/genesis, and a super Nintendo.. These though are at my relatives places. Because I thought that my siblings should at least have something fun to play even if it the games might not look graphically amazing like they do these days... they seem to enjoy them at least.. And my little brother really likes sonic..so I guess he knows how cool his older brother is if he likes the same things x3. I also did own a game boy colour. But that somehow was melted on my cooker when I was younger.. God knows how it happened all I remember is that it smelt awful and none of us ended up spending the day out at a zoo or something so that we didn't kill ourselves from the putrid fumes and remains of it.

Scohui : this question is fairly easy for me because it's something that I hate and regret to this day. I was lied to quite a few times during my time at school. And all the lies are based around the same thing... that thing was that they would be putting me on a course to improve my academic performance and it would help me in the long run.. What they didn't tell me is that these "programmes" were essentially for people who struggled with schoolwork that they should be able to complete at their age without any trouble..so essentially people who underperformed at school..... This is where the lie and hatred for my schools come from.. Now if I was a student that was behind on his studies or didn't reach the standard for his age I wouldn't have a problem with this.. But when like me you are in the highest set/class in the year,, for essentially every subject..apart from art.... and then they put you on a programme to help you reach the "standard" level of the year. You know that you have been screwed over and used as a statistic to help prove that the programme is beneficial. I was put in quite a few of these during the last 4 years of my education. I used to miss one third of all my classes due to this programme so of course I wasn't learning at the speed I should have been. So eventually I wasn't as smart as I used to be... but yet I still believed that these programmes were helping me. That was until the day we got our exam results for the end of mandatory school.. Despite my lack of school time compared to others I still got strong grades and in normal circumstances I could carry on and do a college course/a levels.... but because of this programme I hadn't  had the attendance of normal schoolchildren so they refused my application to further my education mainly on the sole purpose of my lack of attendance.... now that wouldn't have bothered me that much if what I earned from this two year programme was worthy.. But nope instead.. It was equivalent to a D... which would have been the only grade I got that wasn't considered a pass. And essentially useless to me.. Further more I found out that I was the only person on this programme that had achieved a grade better than that in a subject.... not a single person had achieved a single grade better than a D... and this is were I began to realize I was totally screwed over.... and that pretty much is the lie that has screwed over my life... 

to summarize it quickly in case you are lazy... the school made me go on a programme claiming that it would help me. And in the end all it did was use me as a statistic saying that with this programme children can get good grades. It's not the fact that this has essentially been the reason why my life has no purpose.. It's the fact that thanks to me, the programme has been "proven" to be successful when it wasn't and that it will continue to screw unknowing people like me over.... again and again.

Need to think of something..um...what is your greatest achievement? (this question sounds boring and over used, but it was the only thing that came to my mind that actually made sense asking)

What is your favorite type of muffin? 

If you were a Pokémon, what type would you be? And what Pokémon would you consider to be your absolute favorite? And lolid I own an xbox 360, a wii, and a 3ds, which by the way if you have any friend codes for one that you would share that would be great!

Here is the ultimate question.
sonicmcmuffin : Muffins, Ponies or...... Muffin flavored ponies.

What is your favorite / favourite muffin flavor / flavour?

1. What are your opinions on people eating horse meat (not pony meat, horse meat)?
2. Why are you so cool?
3. Do you have any pets? If so, list their names and what type of animal they are.

Can you give me a muffin? i will give you one! *gives muffin*

I know this sounds dumb, but  I cant seem to be able to create a profile picture/gif... can you tell me how to do that? I cant find any option to do that in the profile editor... Sorry for the dumb question

sonicmcmuffin : who is your favorite MLP villain ( if you have one ) ? 

Wood you liek pieeeeeeeeeeee1e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOLLLLLLLLLLL 

also have you ever met rainbow dash or applejack?

Scohui : At this moment in time it's probably winning last man standing at a national dodge ball event... it may not seem like such a big deal to everyone else... but not many people win them... like in 6 years there's been like 20 last man standing events.... so I guess I'm part of a really small group x3...

On Vizzed it would have to be getting my own My little pony forum.. It was something I've wanted for a long time.. Like 18 months or so... yeah I'm glad I made it.. And I'm overwhelmed by how many posts it has... hopefully it will hit 1,000 total posts soon!

Barathemos : All muffins are the same in my eyes.. How can you simply choose between perfection and perfection.... but I guess if I had to choose.. At this moment in time it'd be a blueberry muffin.. NOM NOM

Razor-987 : I don't really know that much about Pokémon as it's not something that I'm really interested in personally... as types go I'd probably be flying normal... like a Pegasus.. Lol.. And my favourite Pokémon of all time is sandslash. 

I own a 360 but I don't have the ability to get online with it I'm afraid... my wii I gave to my younger siblings. And I haven't owned a Nintendo handheld console since a game boy colour lol... sorry

iN008 : I am a pony that loves muffins.. But as I've vowed to never eat a muffin again... I think I'd rather have ponies to communicate with.. They help you more when you are depressed compared to muffins.

Black Bot : at this moment in time it'd have to be blueberry.. (see above)... but like I said all muffins are amazing.

nightwolf0 : of course I will.. That will cost you 2 bits though x3..... because my muffins are super duper mega awesome!

TheFadedWarrior : Personally it doesn't bother me at all... people pretty much eat anything in the world that's edible.. It just depends on the culture... though I'd rather they ate horses and not my pony friends.

I wouldn't consider myself cool at all if I can be honest.. I just say what first comes to mind and I like to help people... (though it helps if they don't constantly pester me). If you mean temperature wise.. My window is open and it's nearly 3am lol.

I don't have any pets as I lived in a shared house so we can't have our own pets sadly.. If I could though I'd get a cat and call it derpy.

floobadoo : I'm pretty sure I've helped you with this.. But it should be in the top left link "edit profile & settings" if not.. Then just keeping being active.. The option should appear sooner or later.

supercool22 : Gilda without a doubt.. She is not as memorable as other villain's like trixie or discord... but I really liked her character as a whole.. It also reminds me of my childhood... as the episode shows that old friendships can easily be forgotten when new friends come around the corner... and as a person that never really has "kept" a friend... by that I mean.. People just find "cooler" people to hang out with.. I can really relate to Gilda

catbert225 : I don't really like pie sadly x3... there's two ways I can answer your question but I'll pick this one..... in the cartoon.. I helped Rainbow dash with the town hall.. She got a bit hurt but I made sure she was okay.... as for applejack... I like cheering her on x3...

And here I thought you'd never come back again...which begs for the question: Why were you gone?

Scohui : I never went I just had more important things to do that's all. Also at first I was waiting to get 3 or 4 questions so I could answer them all in one post... then reality hit and I had to spend more time trying to sort out some more important stuff than answering what my favourite muffin flavour is... it should all be sorted now though.. So I should be able to reply to questions a lot quicker than the last time.. Like I answered this one and it's less than a day old x3

sonicmcmuffin : Hmm... So I can ask you anything, eh? Even if this is the worst question that you'll ever answer, and by far is dumbest thing you'll ever read...

Why is the sky blue?

Have you ever wondered why the sky is blue, like seriously? I've never been able to answer that question.

Celestia hit me with a bamboo stick that was quick! What, you eat a zap apple flavored muffin?

Dean2k13 : Ask princess Celestia i've been trying to get a response for years... i think she puts like an enchantment in the air to make it seem blue when in reality it's not... seriously though it's just about space and sunrays and lots of other stuff that's way too sciency for me x3

Scohui : Sorry Celestia is away right now it seems.. so i shall have to hit you with a bamboo stick.... *SWINGS* derp i missed x3... zap apple muffins are amazing but they don't make me reply any quicker... they just make me feel all tingly inside..

What is your opinion on CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL FTW?
How do you like your single bar?
Do you want your double bar back?

mlb789 : CAPS ARE DA BEST WAI OF DESCRIBUING MA FEULINS 2 OTHA PUPLE... THY SHUD NO I LUV MUFINZ.

my single bar is lonely it needs another bar to support it.... hence why it wants the other bar back so they can talk about all the happy times and not get addicted to a life of alcohol and drugs