sonicmcmuffin : Mariobros618 came out swinging hard with a nice second rap, but i feel that sonicmcmuffin took both rounds. Great raps from both players!

oh dang I could have sworn I read 2 raps from mario sorry haha

Awesome Thanks for the vote.  Mario certainly prove to be decent competition.

Koda : Mainly posting this so you can declare your vote mate. Just so that you don't break the rules by double posting

Good thing I read his second rap because that actually changed my vote that was a pretty epic comeback I vote Mariobros618 I think that was the best rap so far

Looks like we have a tie. Which means that we must have a tiebreaker.

NintendoPower24 : you are the person who will choose the winner. Here are the raps from mariobros618 and sonicmcmuffin

Sonicmcmuffins first rap:

Welcome to the Rap tournament you pathetic little Newb.
Now prepare for an ass whoopin, I'll just get the lube. 
Oh please tell me about your glorious victory by default.
I'll be putting those dreams of winning to a halt.

Please tell me more how you won the first round?
Oh wait he dropped out, you didn't even have to make a sound.
Unless you come out with something out of the blue.
I'll be through to the final with Victory Number Two.

I don't really know what else to say.
I'm just superior in every single way.
I wish I wouldn't have to say that, but I don't tell lies.
Look I can already see the tears rolling from your eyes.

Just face it, it's over, just pack your stuff and leave
You smell like sh*t, Just go away so that I can breathe.
Just remember that your not good enough to handle Sonic.
Just face it you suck, even the doctors say it's chronic.

Mariobros618's first turn:

Everyone knows that I'm gonna win
cause if I let you win it would be a sin
and even though your one of my kin
I'll roll you over like your a bowling pin.

You may be a mongoose but I am a snake
and bake you up into a mongoose steak
Because we all know that your totally fake
I may be new but this should be cake.

What do you do with a name like that? 
You eat muffins instead of rings that make you fat
I mean come on you have a friend with more than one tale
And you cant even tell if he is really a male.

Your not even close to superior
Because your already at inferior
I am a Ninja with so many skills 
You've just got backpain that totally kills.

He may have dropped out but we all know why
because he was smart and not ready to die
But maybe you are because you are not fly
And I i'll make you into a hedgehog pie.

I just feel so awesome
cause you look like a possum
 and your never gonna blossom
and never gonna win this contest like a bossum.
PWNNEEDD MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
END

Extra Line
We all know you stink so I feel kinda bad...
oh wait never mind thats just you feelin sad
I dont mean to make you very mad
its justa rap battle and your pretty rad.

Sonicmcmuffin's second turn:

You think you’re gonna win please don’t make me laugh,
You + rap= Victory, doesn’t add up it’s just basic math.
I’m not part of your kin you obnoxious little prick.
I don’t sleep with animals, that is just sick.

Mongooses kill snakes for the smallest of reason.
Saying the opposite to me is like an act of treason.  (acting against the king)
My throne is made of gold and is diamond encrusted.
You are a lowly little member who can’t even get trusted.

I’ve been here 30x longer but somehow I’m fake.
Come any closer and I’ll grab you head, twist and break. (breaking his neck)
So before you try to act brave, try to remember that I’m in charge
You’re the newbie recruit and I’m the commanding sarge.. (sarge = sergeant)

Yes I eat muffins, as part of a nutritional healthy diet.
People in Amurica see an apple go “wtf” and then start a riot. (yes I know how its spelt)
As for my friend tails, he's invincible in sonic 2 he's never gonna die.
As for his gender does it really matter when I’m bi?

Sonic tries to save the world, Mario just thinks of his D*ck.
He gets hit once and turns into a useless little prick.
One day you will eat the wrong mushroom, hopefully it’s death cap (highly lethal mushroom)
Then I can dance on your grave, declare victory and not give a crap.

Just face it I’m a hedgehog with an attitude, I am your master.
All you do is get friend-zoned, get depressed and eat a ton of pasta.
Girls go crazy over me,  I mean one even snogged me when I was dead
Did I mention that Princess Toadstool gives great head.

You thought that you would pwn me that’s just insanity.
Let me kick you in the balls and welcome you to reality.
I’m the king of speed, and I’m just way past cool.
To think you could beat me, HAHA YOU FOOL!

You think you have the skills to go around on your own liberty.
Let me just tell you the facts, you haven’t even hit puberty.
When you cry to mummy and moan about the big mean hedgehog.
I’ll be getting a 1-UP from peach in the great  position of a dog
(seriously if you don’t get this line just pm me)

Mariobros618's second turn:

You know that math is terribly wrong
like you trying to rap your terrible song
cause you forgot to add the 618 ( six one eight)
which is what makes me better than great

I'm not really a snake I am just a plumber
who can kill a mongoose so its kind of a bummer
it may be for you and not for me
and thats why the judges will pick me

I mean common your an actual brony
you have a cannon being shot by my little pony
when you watch the show i bet you get all moany
or are just  a my little phony

you wouldn't need diet if you were healthy before
I mean I'm healthy I got a hard as rock core
i guess its hard to it healthy when your so poor
I bet you lose weight by throwing up on the floor

sonic cant survive without a puny ring
when he gets hit once he loses all his bling
mario don't need girly jewelry he's already the king

I bet I have way more friends than you
I bet you have none you silly foo
I only eat spaghetti in a good mood
and your friends all smell like cat food

We all know that I'm the king of rap
I bet  you read this crying in yo mamas lap
I'm so good that I'll make you cr*p
I so much money that my house is on the U.S. map

I hit puberty so long ago
I know you haven't hit though
Cause I bet you just a kid named kevin
who is just about to become age seven

P.S. That was an epic battle between Mario and Sonic but which one will reign supreme?

mariobros618 you won in my opinion 

Woo I lost!. I kinda expected it.  Like I said before when you go second you have an easier chance of winning.  I will admit that half of Mario's verses make no sense to me so yeah, maybe it's because I'm British... Anyways good work. 

P.S why would I get moany over a show that I like? That really made me go WTF. is moany even a word lol?

Well it looks like this matchup is over, and the judges have ruled that Mariobros618 had a better rap than sonicmcmuffin so Mario has conquered Sonic and will face the winner of the ProGamer135/Mitchelw matchup.

Mariobros618 : congratulations on advancing to the finals and good luck

sonicmcmuffin : thank you for participating. I will send you 500 Viz for advancing to the semifinals

ProGamer135 : your matchup with Mitchelw is up. You start.

mitchelw : your matchup with progamer135 is up. You are after pro.

Up next, the second round of the semifinals: MITCHELW vs PROGAMER135!!!! BEGIN!!!!!!!

P.S. Does anyone know if there has ever been a rap battle tournament before? I wanna know cuz if not I might just make this a semi-annual thing. THE FIRST ANNUAL VIZZED RAP BATTLE TOURNAMENT!...I like that.

P.S.S. does anyone know why my post goes off the posting screen instead of scrolling?

Your post is barely readable because it is crossing other wards running over another post.

Listen me because I have something to announce
You shall be the loser and also be pounced
You should take a seat and learn from the best
Because you don't know anything similar to a pest

Many people think you're a huge hit
I don't believe that because I think you are s***
You know you cannot rap because you have no skills
You should leave home and travel to remote hills

I am the cracker and you are the fire
Listen to mine and your rap will be a liar
This is enough, but I want to continue
Because I want to learn what isn't in you

I've heard you are a people pleaser
I know you are more of a rejected greaser
I have miscomprehended how you have made it this far
But I do comprehend that you are just a busted up car

ProGamer135 : Nice rap Pro! I am looking forward to facing you or Mitchelw in the Finals Good Luck!
michtelw: Good Luck! I bet you will have a nice rap like ProGamer135's.
Best of luck to both of yahs

Nice job ProGamer135.

mitchelw : It is your turn

Hi just makin sure the contest is still going.

Here's mitchelw's first rap:


Today's the day I take you down
And my raps scare you from town

This rap may sound pretty lame
But compared to yours it'll win the game

If you are what cool is like
I'd very much prefer to be a jerk

So listen now and listen well
Your raps ain't got nothing to sell
And are stupid as far as I can tell

It's time to say bye
So please don't cry
To rap a comeback don't even try

Peace out
Hope you don't pout

ProGamer135 : it's your turn

mitchelw : Nice rap Mitchelw. very nice

Your rap is such an enormous disgrace
You must keep running, while I rise the pace
I don't comprehend how you have made it this far
You are just another lame puddle of black-colored tar

You should have a seat and learn from the best
This is just another simple mathematics test
I've always wondered what all of the females say
Probably, "Mitchelw is another piece of hay."

You should learn your rap is a piece of s***
And my rap is going to become another large hit
You shouldn't give up because I want to see humiliation
You are the audience and I and I am the representation

I recommend proofreading your rap and listening to this
You should edit all phrases out because I hear a the crowd hiss
As you may see, I am the winner of this round
And you are just another unknown sound

mitchelw : Good luck with your second rap!

look at your face nothing but a disgrace.
 ill make you hip down making you look like a clown and I ant playing around...
just sit back look at the facts your a nobody that cant rap.
 
 


yeah I'm not a reaper because that's all I got

ProGamer135 : nice rap.

mitchelw : it's your second turn

NintendoPower24 :
jlh :
Koda : get ready because after mitchel posts his second rap the judging will begin

CC23 : I'm sorry but registration was over long ago and the rap battle tournament has already begun. It will return again in January.

Aye sir I am ready to judge people and make them cry like never before